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OH, SINCE WE LOST SMOKE. That'll make more sense in a minute. Melania Trump has come almost out of nowhere to give an announcement about Jeffrey Epstein. Another new war has broken out, but this time it's a civil war among chimpanzees. Trump is now publicly roasting former allies like Candace Owens, Alex Jones, and Tucker Carlson. Something big is happening in Ireland, and even a request for the army to be deployed has been submitted. WhatsApp is now being sued for allegedly spying on people's text messages. And for the first time in months, the big moment is here. This inside this box, after giving Alex the Empire's whip in Canada, we have received the new and improved version. We will be unboxing and whipping at the end of this video. So, get terrified. And for the last time with this stick, let's stop the yapping, get subscribing, and let's go [ __ ] Okay, guys. How do we not start with a story about a new war? The one that is amongst, no, not humans, chimpanzees in the jungle. For only the second time in recorded history, scientists have observed a group of chimps divide and turn to violence in what researchers say is an event estimated to only occur once every 500 years. Anyone of those you guys keeping count of the things that we're living through in history, mark this down, too. And here's the thing. This is not just any group of chimps. This is the largest known group of wild chimps in the entire world. And now they are at civil war. You see, for the past 30 plus years, researchers from the University of Michigan and other institutions, they've been monitoring this group of engo chimpanzees in Western Uganda. And at first, everything was normal. They coexisted peacefully as one big cohesive group and a happy family. That was Alex insert lightning there until 2015. Researchers say that year there was a change in alpha male and it coincided with the first sustained separation of this group. Starting to sound like US politics. And after they separated, they quickly became enemies. And even though it first just started as screaming at each other and chasing each other around, one of the authors of this study, a professor of anthropology said it quickly descended into violent chaos. 3 years after splitting up in 2018, the Western group carried out a series of fatal attacks on the Central Group, which they say was really officially the marking point of the Great Ape Wars of Uganda. Now, since then, at least 28 chimpanzees have been murdered, 19 of which are infants that are also often kidnapped. The craziest thing about this is that these are not just random, disorganized attacks. I mean, if you've ever listened to Joe Rogan talk about chimpanzees, apes, and monkeys, you'll know that they are brutal, brutal beings. >> They don't just try to kill you. They try to take away what it means to be a human. So, if you try to hide your hands, they'll pull your hands away from and open them up and bite them off like crazy. >> The researchers say these are coordinated group efforts known as collective violence aimed at causing the most harm possible. Another researcher described that when an ape is attacked, quote, "There'll be like five or 10 chimps piled on him, holding him down, beating and biting him. And in some cases, they'll rip off their you know what." >> So, they figure out a way to get out and they got out and they attacked the man and they tore him apart. They tore his face off. They tore his dick off. They tore his feet off. They they bit his fingers off. It's one of the most horrific cruel attacks you'll ever hear of. >> Yeah, I told you horrific stuff. But among this civil war, other problem is is that the western side is winning and there's like dwindling numbers on the the central side. So, it's not even a fair fight anymore. They're just getting wiped out. And you know what? This might even be one of the first observations of its kind because there was a similar case that was observed by Jane Goodall in Tanzania in the 1970s. But the study's abstract said that territorial conflicts in animals can informed aspects of human war. But civil war, which is the unique part with this shifting group identities, has not been previously observed. So this might be the first of its kind. That is a pretty wild story to kick today's video off. One of the one of the craziest ones we've we've uh covered in a while. But let me know what your guys' thoughts are on this. But for now, moving on. Also, since we last spoke, for the second video in a row, we need to talk about none other than Jeffrey Epstein. Yes, we have not forgotten. You know, just because there's a war that's thrashing the global economy and we've sent humans around the moon again for the first time in 50 plus years and making history left, right, etc. doesn't mean we will forget about the Epstein files. Nay. And actually, this time it wasn't even us bringing it up. It was none other than Melania Trump, Donald Trump's wife. So you could blame her because yesterday almost out of Nor almost out of Norway because yesterday almost out of nowhere she made a speech to reporters at the White House and had quite a lot to say about Epstein, including calling for Epstein victims to publicly testify on what they know. Big question that everyone's asking. Why now? So firstly, she tried to set the record straight, insisting that she had never had any relations with Epstein or was even friends with him. >> I never been friends with Epstein. Donald and I were invited to the same parties as Epstein from time to time since overlapping in social circles is common in New York City and Palm Beach. She also dismissed rumors that she was a victim of Jeffrey Epstein, that Epstein was the one who introduced her to Trump. >> I am not Epstein's victim. Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump. I met my husband by chance at the New York City party in 1998. >> She also claimed that she met Trump before meeting Epstein. The first time I crossed paths with Epstein was in the year 2000 at an event Donald and I attended together. At the time I had never met Epstein. >> As well as that she had no knowledge of his crimes. We've heard that one before. But also probably the most interesting part of this speech, which is a pretty significant moment, may I add, was when she said that Epstein did not act alone. Now remember that contradicts what the official statements from the FBI were, which was that they had no evidence that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked any of these women to anyone else other than himself and Galain, which also remember that numbers in the thousands. So now is the time for Congress to act. Epstein was not alone. Several prominent male executives resigned from their powerful positions after this matter became widely politicized. >> Then Chief went a step further. She urged Congress to conduct a hearing with Epstein survivors where they can publicly disclose what they know if they wish to >> give this victims their opportunity to testify under oath in front of Congress with the power of sworn testimony. each and every woman should have her day to tell her story in public if she wishes. >> Now, that is pretty big because as of right now, there has never been a hearing like this for survivors to speak out. And let me tell you, if that did happen, that could open the floodgates for whole new allegations, all types of new names to be brought up, and it could just revamp this whole thing again. I mean, and it's also quite interesting to think about, did Melania and Trump have a conversation about this before she made this announcement? Because from Trump's side, I mean, the last things we've really heard from him is that he wants people and the media to stop talking and focusing on the whole Epstein thing and also that it's a Democrat hoax. >> Instead of talking about the things we've achieved, we've had tremendous achievement. They're wasting their time with uh a guy who obviously had some very serious problems who died three, four years ago. Instead, they want to talk about the Epstein hooks. And the sad part is it's people that are really doing the Democrats work. They're stupid people. >> But obviously, the way that Melania is speaking about it is very different. And Trump's very own wife is the one that's putting Epstein back into the headlines. So, I just wonder how much they spoke about this before. Now, of course, there are legal and privacy protections in place to protect victims, which means it isn't just as simple as getting them in front of Congress and just saying everything that they know and have experienced or witnessed. But hopefully, the day will come where whoever wishes to speak about what they've experienced in a official setting, they can. But, of course, let me know what your guys' thoughts are on this situation. But moving on now, while Melania was talking about Jeffrey Epstein and giving that announcement in the other half of the White House, Trump was furiously tweeting at former allies and absolutely going in at them. Now, to be fair, I think they went in on Trump first and now he's clapping back. But he went he went pretty hard last night. He wrote this. Yes, it's long as hell, but basically, we'll run through the highlights because if I read the whole thing word for word, by the time we're done, we'll we'll all be as old as Alex. And sorry, Alex. Sorry. Gosh. I will just note there was a laugh behind the curtain. I did hear it, which means it's not only me. Point is, we'll run through the highlights. He said, "These individuals, including Tucker Carlson, Megan Kelly, Candace Owens, and Alex Jones, well, they've been fighting him in recent years because, quote, "They have one thing in common. They have low IQs." He said, "They're stupid people. They know it. Their families know it. And everyone knows it, too." And more specifically, he said that Tucker Carlson, he needs a psychiatrist. He said that the first lady of France is far more beautiful than uh Candace. He said that bankrupt Alex Jones says some of the dumbest things. And then he ended it off by saying all of these pundits are losers. How do you not laugh when you're talking about this? So why now is also the question. We don't know. Maybe he stumbled across some of, you know, the videos that they've been putting out criticizing him because obviously remember all of these names, they used to be Trump supporters, but now they've turned pretty strong critics. Who do you think you are to send out a tweet with the f-word on Easter morning promising the murder of civilians and then saying praise be to Allah without explaining any of it? You are mocking me and every other Christian because we're Christians. We can't support that. That is evil. >> You know, Candace Owens has said that Trump is a chronic disappointment and that she feels embarrassed telling people to vote for him. >> I want to be clear. I don't regret voting for Donald Trump above Camala. I think he was the better candidate. Um certainly the better candidate above Joe Biden. But what I will say is that he's been a chronic disappointment and um I feel embarrassed that I told people to go vote for him because this wasn't going to happen and it is happening. Uh but I I I just think that the picture of politics in America is going to look very differently because of his actions. So um I don't know where we go from here. I really don't. But I this is not the candidate that I voted for. >> Alex Jones on an episode of Infowars asked about the 25th amendment to remove Trump. >> How do we 25th amendment his ass? The problem is to get the 25th amendment is harder than impeachment. You have to get twothirds of the house and two-thirds of the state. So what do we do? >> And in fact, he's actually responded to Trump's post roasting him and uh he suggested that Trump is now controlled by demonic influences. Yeah. Point is, I mean, getting to the end of this, it feels like the whole thing is just getting a little bit ridiculous. Um but let me know your guys's thoughts on it. But for now, moving on. Okay. Next update that we have for you. If you have WhatsApp, this is slightly concerning. And I know for all my Americans, they don't really use WhatsApp that much. Well, guess what? The rest of the world does. We use it more than we use regular text. I use it for everything, including speaking to Alex and everyone else. So, this is not ideal for those of us who actually use it. Meta are facing a lawsuit right now alleging that private WhatsApp messages are being leaked and shared with third parties such as a consulting company named Asenture who specializes in things like marketing, business strategies and so on. So it's just it's just one of those, is it? Now, of course, this is just a lawsuit and lawsuits get filed all the time in America without being true. So take this with a big grain of salt. But of course this is alarming since you know WhatsApp promise our chats there being endtoend encrypted. Now the case involves two plaintiffs who filed the lawsuit in California federal court and they allege that Meta/W WhatsApp they've intercepted, stored or accessed their message content. In fact, the lawsuit is stating that they even have whistleblowers to cooperate these sources. And they have apparently quote informed federal investigators that Meta employees and third-party contractors had broad access to the substance of WhatsApp messages that were supposed to be encrypted and inaccessible, which again, if true, would be a major breach of privacy, not to mention false advertising because they have commonly in the past said things like, "Not even WhatsApp can see your messages." I mean, that's literally what end to end encrypted is. Now, some of Meta's competitors have already chimed in. Uh Elon Musk, for example, he posted on X saying, "Don't trust WhatsApp." Telegram CEO previously said, "You would have to be brain dead to believe WhatsApp is secure in the Big 26." But I mean, that being said, these are again all just allegations. So, we'll have to wait and see if any of this is true. Meta have denied the claims, saying they are categorically false and absurd. Moving on. Okay, guys. Something pretty big is happening in Ireland right now. A formal request for the army to be deployed onto the streets has been submitted after hundreds of farmers and truck drivers have begun blocking major roads and critical infrastructure with the aim of pressuring the government to lower the cost of fuel. I feel like a lot of countries are going to be looking at this and being like, "Huh, that's a good idea." In fact, according to local media, protesters have even started blocking critical oil terminals and refineries, which they say is halting about half of the country's fuel supplies from getting out to service stations. That is significant. You see, ultimately, right now, farmers, haulers, like truck drivers, and small businesses, they say that fuel prices have gotten so high that they are struggling to even operate. >> Done. What's the future for your business? >> I'm gone. I'm gone in a couple of weeks. I can't carry it anymore. That's I just can't carry anymore. >> Now, the Irish government did put out a support package last month, but they say it's not sufficient. A spokesperson told the BBC radio that what they are giving farmers and contractors was a complete and utter insult. >> Do you think the government will back down? >> Well, we're not. >> So, if the government don't back down, we're staying here. >> Okay. Do you think you'll continue to have the support of the public? >> Yeah, we will because everyone's hurting. Everyone's hurting. Just it's it's across the board. We never thought we'd be in this situation. We thought that we would have a lot more people anni with us, but we have the support of everyone at the minute and we apologize for any inconvenience. This just has to be done. >> You see, the main thing that they're actually protesting is not necessarily the price of fuel because the war, you know, these are external circumstances that no country apart from the US and Israel and Iran can control. They are protesting the fact that Ireland has some of the highest fuel taxes in Europe, particularly with diesel, which is what these tractors and truck drivers are using. In fact, according to Tax Foundation, Ireland ranks among the highest in the EU for diesel duties, while data from Euro News says that over half of the price of diesel in Ireland can be made up of taxes. So, as a result, many of these protesters are calling on the government to cut these taxes, lower the cost of fuel overall, or else. Now, Ireland's justice minister has said in response that those who do not move their vehicles will face the full rigor of the law. Then, they shouldn't complain if their vehicles get damaged. And as I mentioned, there's even been a formal request for the army to be deployed and remove some of these vehicles. But the protesters themselves say they are not backing down. So, we've reached a standoff. Of course, as this situation develops, I'll keep you guys updated. But for now, moving on. Okay. Now, for our next story, I want you to place your eyes upon this image. Yeah. First time I saw it, I was like, "Hey, what the [ __ ] was that?" Well, here's what you should be paying attention to because more than 250 dogs, 250, really let that number sink in, has been found in one single property in the UK. And remember, in the UK, we have small houses. We usually have them stacked, you know, two floors, but usually they're very small. And because the images taken by the RSPCA when they went to go visit this house were so shocking, they actually after having to post them, they actually had to come out and say, "Guys, this is not AI." Because everyone flooded in and be like, "Man, RSPCA, why are you posting AI stuff?" And I mean, I thought it was AI, too, the first time I saw it. Because let's be honest, this looks like the most AI generated, non AI generated image ever. I mean, you know for a fact that AI would place one of those dogs in the fireplace for their kennel, but no, no, that it's actually really tragic because if you think about it, that's real. And that dog really is using a fireplace as his kennel. That's horrific. And also, the fact that they are all pretty much the same breed, like that's exactly something that AI would do. But no, it's not. It's real. The property owners said that they had lost control of the breeding and the situation quickly got out of hand due to extenduating family circumstances. There's not really any excuse for this, is there? 250. How quickly can things get out of control? Now, the RSPCA said that they took 87 of these dogs and the remainder went to the Dogs Trust, which is another animal welfare charity. But the craziest part is that the RSPCA revealed that similar incidents have increased in England and Wales by a staggering 70% since 2021. Yeah, not ideal but pretty crazy story. Moving on. And lastly for our most beloved segment of the channel, a new one today in history. Oh, it's April the 11th. Damn it. Um, it's April the 11th for So, you're getting yesterday's today in history, bro. I had one job. But listen, yesterday was a was a pretty crazy day throughout history. 113 years ago, yesterday for you, the Titanic set sail. And at the time, it was the largest moving object ever built. And they they called it unsinkable. Obviously, we all know the story. In fact, it' be quite quite funny if someone's like, "What happened next? DID WHAT HAPPENED?" There's got to be someone in the comments that doesn't know about the Titanic. Surely, please put it in the comments if you've never heard this story, cuz let me do a little spoiler for you. 4 days into its journey, after being called Unsinkable, this is crazy. It hit an iceberg and it was actually one of the most deadly maritime disasters ever. Crazy. I think there's been a couple of movies you should watch about it. Wild >> Jag, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls wearing this. >> All right. Wearing only this. >> Also, today slash yesterday uh 84 years ago, the US government formally approved what eventually would become the Manhattan Project. Yeah. That eventually led to the atomic bomb. Ultimately, atomic bomb changed geopolitics and history forever. I mean, if that was never approved on that day, April the 10th, we would be looking at a very different world. And then the last one, which I thought was a lot more niche and interesting, 170 years ago today, a man named Walter Hunt patented the safety pin. He invented it in just 3 hours, but he sold the patent for only $400, not knowing how globally his invention would be used in the future. I mean almost 200 years the safety pin is being used all over the world and with the with with the design minimally changed. So $400 was not worth it. You should have got more anyway. All right. And then it is time for Wow. This is really going to be the first time I'm going to see this. Now I have seen pictures of it. I've showed pictures of it. As I unbox this I want to give a huge shout out. loyal subscribers of the channel FNG Customs. They hit me up. They said, "We see that you don't have a whip anymore. Let us hand make you one." And this actually took a long time. Oh my lord. I know you guys are shivering with fear right now. The whippings are going to be tremendous. Oh man, that's crazy. Okay, we are outside in the real world ready to test this on our sacrificial lamb of the day. Alex is going to get first whipping because he is far too comfortable on this channel to be debunking the Supreme Leader's claims on his own channel. So, Alex, you filthy bastard. Put yourself on there. Oh my god. Holy. Let's get something breaking. There's nothing.