WE ARE SO COOKED!!

OH, THIS WEEK, Donald Trump actually did it. His Gaza peace plan was accepted. AI slop videos are wreaking havoc on the internet this week. The winner of the Nobel Peace Prize was announced and you'll never guess who it was. Drake just got cooked by a judge. Cristiano Ronaldo has just made history yet again. Oh, and it's North Korea's birthday. Who would have thought? All of that and so much more. We are only 5K away from 900,000 subscribers. So, I think that is time to stop the yapping AND LET'S GET OKAY, GUYS, THAT IS IT. I freaking held off from talking about this last week, but now these AI Sora videos are getting out of hand. Not only do we have Jake Paul converting to Islam in one video, and then coming out as gay in the next. But now both the daughters of Robin Williams and Martin Luther King, they are having to go as far as begging the public to ask them, beg them, "Stop sending me AI videos of our fathers." I'm sorry, but what the hell is going on? Zelda Williams said that this is not what he would have wanted and they're not making art, but rather disgusting overprocessed hot dogs out of the lives of human beings. MLK's daughter said, "I concur concerning my father, please stop." Bro, let me let me explain to you what I mean. Sora literally allows you to create MLK's world-famous I Have a Dream speech into this. But here's the thing, kind of like how I mentioned last week, it doesn't stop there. Major, like largest creators in the world in fact, are now also speaking out against AI. Mr. Beast said these are quote scary times and then expressed concern on how this will impact millions of creators in the future. Casey Neistat, as we mentioned last week, said, My analysis, we are so completely And then also just yesterday the massive YouTube channel Kurzgesagt in a nutshell, they have almost 25 million subscribers, posted a video yesterday titled AI slop is killing our channel. But here's the question, where does this even stop? Because Casey Neistat asked his own team if they would eventually get sick of it and they said this. And you don't think that like the AI slopness of it's going to get boring? I think it's only going to get better. Yeah. But you don't think people are going to get sick of the fact that it's AI? No, no. Because it's yourself. You're inserting yourself into anything. Like it's it's me being able to do everything I've wanted since I was a kid. Oh, man. What does this say for the future? It's over. Yeah, it's over. But here's the thing, it's not flat-out bad. You know, there are many people that argue that this democratizes creativity similar to how social media democratized entertainment, giving the power to the individual so that one day they can compete with the likes of Hollywood and large corporations like them. But then others say we're cooked. Like for example, uh Robin Williams' daughter said, uh "Stop calling AI the future. AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be re-consumed." And then she likened it to taking in the human centipede of the content and we are the ones consuming right from the end of the human centipede, which is a very dark reference if you have watched the movie, which good lord, I hope you haven't. I mean, it begs the question, chat, are we cooked? Seriously, what do you guys think? Because I will be honest, some of the AI videos that I've watched that I've generated on Sora, they are undeniably hilarious, especially the Jake Paul ones. Bro, I don't even want to go into it, but damn. >> wanted to share something with you guys. A lot of you have been wondering and yeah, we're together. Yep, he's my boyfriend. >> But then in saying that, isn't is that not the main problem? Because if they are genuinely hilarious and entertaining, then even if you spend, let's say, 30 minutes watching AI slop content a day, that's 30 minutes that is being taken away from watching a real human, a real creator. And then if that 30 minutes goes up to 40 minutes, an hour, 2 hours, 3 hours, you've only got so many hours in a day to watch content unless you just plug our heads in and then dog days. And I don't want to hear one petition to start an AI version of myself. I'm already being cloned. That's called news, baby. And ah, let's not even get into that. What do you guys think? I genuinely let's flood this in the chat. I only want to know what your guys' thoughts are on this. Moving on. Okay, this next story is truly wild. I was pretty shocked when I heard this. So, you know those devastating wildfires that tore up LA earlier this year? Well, on Wednesday police arrested a 29-year-old man that they believe, quote, maliciously started the Pacific Palisades fires, which is the largest of them all and arguably, and this is still out for debate, you know, triggered most of them. And let me just remind you, the total fires in LA this year, they led to the death of dozens of people and the destruction of thousands of homes. Like genuinely, I remember seeing the content that came out of the fires early this year and it truly looked like the apocalypse. In fact, the damages alone and the capital loss for these fires was up to 130 billion with a B. It was one of the most damaging fires in LA's history. Now just imagine being the individual responsible for starting that. That is generational debt. Now speaking of, this is the man allegedly responsible. His name is Jonathan Rinderknecht. Sorry, it's a German name and I think that's a pretty good Any Germans in the chat? Rinderknecht. Rinder Rinderknecht. Pretty good. Anyway, he was an Uber driver at the time and he allegedly started the initial fire 12 minutes into the new year, January the 1st. So, bro really said, "This year better be lit." That's atrocious. That is atrocious. Ah, I dread to read the puns in the comments. Now he called 911, he fled the scene, but apparently he later returned to take videos of the firefighters. And what makes it worse is that police suggest that this wasn't just some spur-of-the-moment, "Wow, 2025, let's light an old fire." No, they suggest that this was a premeditated and I'm getting a phone call because I always do. God sake. The police said that when he went onto the hilltop where he started the fire, he listened to a rap song, the music video of which included objects being lit on fire. And then they said that he was listening to this song on repeat in the days preceding the fire. In addition to that, they also said that the extensive digital evidence that they seized from his devices included an image that he generated on ChatGPT depicting a burning city and people fleeing. And if that's what he allegedly wanted, then that's exactly what he got. Now a criminal complaint shows that he will be charged with the destruction of property by means of fire. That can that's a federal charge, so that can be up to 20 years in prison if found guilty. And then on top of that authorities say that additional charges may be added for those who were killed. And if that is the case and he is found guilty, that's he's looking at decades to life, easily life. But one of the wildest parts that I found about reading this was like we are in October now. That is 10 months later. I'm sure and he like he fled the state. He was living in Florida. So, he'd moved. It was 10 months later. I'm sure bro was thinking, "Sweet, I think we got away with this one." And then suddenly out of nowhere, bam, facing decades in prison. Wild. Moving on. Also pretty massive news if you haven't heard, yesterday Israel and Hamas have agreed to the first phase of a peace deal. And if you were thinking, "Ah, we've heard this before and this is not big news." Well, let me tell you something. This note, handed to Trump right before it was announced, is the reason that this Gaza peace plan is different to the ones we've seen before. And here's why. Now the note was written by Marco Rubio while Trump was in the middle of a round table discussing domestic issues. Domestic issues. Hey, why is my smoke machine not on? Sorry, Alex, for getting sidetracked. It's uh one of my favorite things TO DO, REALLY. WOO! Is this supposed to be doing this? Okay. This is not supposed to be happening. How the do I shut this off? How the DO YOU TURN IT OFF? Holy OH MY GOD. STOP. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? This is dangerous. Why How I never warned about this? Oh my god. I don't think this is possible to record in here now. Can you even see me? This is so smoky. I don't think this is good to breathe in. What the heck? Is it this is the problem when Maddie goes out news empress? God, I'm just going to have to continue. Where was I? Smoke machine is banned after this. I'm sorry, let me get back to it. Now the cameras in the room were just able to pick up what it said. Very close, we need you to approve a truth social post soon so you can announce the deal first. And the reason Trump wanted to be first is because it is his deal. That is what's different about this and it's actually being treated very differently than the last ceasefire as well. I mean, today it is pretty much the only thing that the media are talking about calling it significant and monumental which they didn't necessarily do for the last one. People in both Israel and Gaza are celebrating. You can see videos of them celebrating after hearing the news and perhaps one of the reasons why is because for Israel's Prime Minister, the stakes are very different this time around. You see, Netanyahu has long been accused of sabotaging previous peace deals. But crucially, those peace deals didn't necessarily have Trump's name on them. Trump didn't own them like he's owning this one and many argue that the United States and its president for that matter is the only country in the world that could potentially have an influence or pressure Israel to end the war. Now let me tell you, this time around Trump is actually been putting a lot of pressure on Netanyahu but also a lot on Hamas. So what should in theory happen next now that both sides have agreed on the first phase is the last Israeli hostages home by Monday, hundreds of Palestinian prisoners released, the withdrawal of Israeli troops and influx of aid into Gaza, the stop to the fighting and potentially even Trump visiting the Middle East himself. That is where days of intense negotiations were taking place to make this happen. Now, will all of those things that I outlined happen? Well, many believe it's not possible because there are still so many very difficult issues that have not yet been agreed. But today there has been some progress. We're now getting the first images of thousands of people returning to northern Gaza after the Israeli government actually approved and finalized the phase one agreement of the ceasefire. Now many of these individuals will be returning to homes reduced to rubble, but what will also be returning into Gaza will be 600 aid trucks carrying food, medical equipment, shelter supplies, fuel, cooking gas and this will reportedly not just be 600 but 600 trucks a day. The Israeli army said that the truce deal went into effect at accordance with this deal, they have now begun withdrawing their troops to the agreed upon line. Now what that also means is that the 72-hour countdown has begun for Hamas to release those 20 hostages who are believed to be alive and that is really one of the points where if they don't or if there's any complications in that, then in 72 hours we're probably going to see it break down. >> What guarantees Hamas disarms and that Israel doesn't resume bombing once the hostages are >> thing we're doing is getting our hostages back and after that we'll see. >> So hopefully things go smoothly, but what do you guys think? Is this finally the real deal or yet another soon to be broken? Let me know your thoughts. Moving on. Also, speaking about Trump, bro is going to be pissed at this next news. Now the winner of this year's Nobel Peace Prize has been announced and it's gone to Maria Machado. And no, that's not how you say Donald Trump in Spanish, okay? Maria is actually the leader of the opposition party in Venezuela and she's been praised for fighting for democratic rights in the country. The Norwegian Nobel Committee called her a brave and committed champion of peace since she's had to go into hiding. She's been living in hiding for about a year due to threats against her life, but despite this, she has never fled the country. In a few minutes it shall be announced here at the Nobel Institute that you will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for 2025. Oh my god. Now Trump has been continuously saying that he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize because he's ended multiple wars. And then on top of that, this Gaza truce came into effect and you know, a lot of people were kind of saying, actually even the Washington Post, they wrote an article saying, yes, Trump deserves the Peace Prize. In fact, let me quote it for you because remember, the Washington Post, Washington's a very liberal city. I think it was like over 90% that voted for Kamala. And the writer argued not only does Donald Trump deserve the Nobel Peace Prize, but there's arguably never been an American president who deserves it more. But one thing to keep in mind for all of those who believe that Trump should have won is that the submissions for the Nobel Peace Prize actually ended in January. And that's just a couple of weeks after Trump took office. So a lot of people are saying that actually next year is Trump's year if ever for the Peace Prize. But I mean either way, if Norway gets hit with 100% tariffs tomorrow, we'll know why. Steven Cheung, actually the White House Director of communications was one of the first to respond to this decision and he said the Nobel Committee proved they play politics over peace. President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars and saving lives. He has the heart of humanitarian and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will. So the question is, what do you guys think? Should he have won it? Should he not have won it? Moving on. Also this week, guys, it's happened again. New Zealand's parliament has erupted into chaos after some of its members also those in the viewing gallery started performing the haka. Oh, and it was so funny because this is despite the speaker of the house saying that he was guaranteed this wouldn't happen. [Music] [Applause] No, not that. The guarantee was that would not be taking place. Oh, bro really said, you promised me. Now they went on to completely ignore him and basically and he was like, that's it. Parliament suspended. He walked out, a bunch of other people walked out and they continued. They finished the haka and the actual reason for this one, unlike the last one which was a form of protest, this one was actually just to welcome a the newest member of the parliament who belongs to the Maori party and she made her first speech. So this was to give her a traditional welcome. But what do you guys think? You know, is this a nice gesture or is it too much disruption and it should not happen in parliament? Let me know your thoughts. Moving on. Okay, I think it is time for something we haven't heard of in a long time and that is, can you GUESS IT? CRISTIANO RONALDO HAS JUST MADE history yet again. Can this man stop breaking records for one week? Ronaldo has just become the first football player in history to become a billionaire. In history, guys. Now this is according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index who just estimated his net worth at 1.4 billion and they tend to underestimate these things. So bro might have been a billionaire. And you know, it's crazy to think that as we spoke about in last episode, Barron Trump at the ripe age of 19 is always like 10% of the way there without without even kicking a ball. And also how dare you guys say that the only thing that Barron Trump has ever done is become Barron Trump. He had to teach his father how to use cryptocurrency and then he negotiated a 10% cut of the company. I think that's worth 150 milli. Oh, and just for the Messi fans in the chat, he is estimated to be worth a measly 850 million. Measly. Next. Also, big news on the Stranger Things season 5 because I don't even think we can call it a series anymore. I think it can be called a bunch of movies. We're going to get a number of movies because reports and rumors are going around saying that every episode will be about 90 minutes to 2 hours long. That is crazy. Has there ever been a longer episode for a series ever? I don't know. And apparently there's going to be about eight episodes. So eight episodes up to 2 hours each? What are they cooking up? Feel like I'm in the upside down in here. Jesus, WHY AREN'T YOU GOING OUT? AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT ALSO THE budget for each one of these episodes is reportedly between 400 million dollars and 480 million dollars. These guys must have money to print. Insane. Now when this is released, apparently it will go down as one of the most expensive series to ever be created. Let's hope it lives up to the hype. Moving on. Also, this one I think for everyone in California, you'll be happy to hear about it and I think everyone should do this. California, they have just banned ads that are too loud. Now, a little bit of explanation, you're watching Stranger Things season 5 and an ad break comes in and then it's suddenly so much louder than the actual thing and you're racing to turn it down. Well, that's specifically what they're banning. They want everything to be the same which is fair enough. Which is also kind of funny since it must be such a big problem that it made its way all the way up to government for the government to then put it into law. How much did it piss you guys off? I didn't even really notice it. And then it also makes me think like how did that actually get passed and even come to attention? Like, we got a lot of issues to deal with right now, and that has made it there? Next. Also, Drake was just cooked by a judge because uh his defamation lawsuit against one of Kendrick Lamar's songs, here we go again. Well, that has finally been dismissed. Now, to clarify, he didn't uh directly sue Kendrick himself. The lawsuit was against the Universal Music Group who published the song "Not Like Us." And everyone was saying at the time like, "Bro, it's a rap battle. Why you suing for it?" But, he says that, you know, Kendrick accused him of being a PDF file. And so, he Drake was like, "All right, we're suing for defamation." But, the judge ruled that this is merely non-actionable opinion. They said that no one actually thought that, you know, he was accusing you of being a PDF file. So, Drake, I'm sorry, bud. Get out of here. Next. Also, um big party coming up in North Korea. It is officially the 80th year of the Workers' Party in North Korea. So, uh Kim Jong-un and the ruling party having a big old celebration. Dictatorship, woo. [Music] And they're going to be celebrating the only way they know how, rockets. Actually, according to CNN, Kim has invited several foreign dignitaries uh this weekend, and they're going to be having a big parade in the capital city of Pyongyang, and they're going to be showing off the country's latest military hot. It's always about showing off military equipment nowadays, huh? Now, the thing is, I did ask to go to America's 250th, and that video's linked there. I then threatened America to ask to go to China's birthday. Dare I ask to go to North Korea's? Uh Alex is panicking right now. He knows the edits that he's done about all that we've got now to work off of is satellite images from foreign satellites, news reports, and um Alex's vivid imagination. [Music] Now, we have made a lot of jokes about North Korea. And so, I do think if we went to North Korea's birthday, we would never come back. Or I would never come back. Moving on. And then, lastly, we have to address, as promised, the civil war brewing in the NewsDaddy comments right now. It It pains me to see. There is a very clear divide in the empire right now. We have the petitioners on one side, the group of petitioners, and the petitionless on the other side. One side are ravenous for more petitions. The other side are ravenous for more discussion on the news exclusively. In fact, a spokesperson for the petitionless said, "Too many petitions and less focus on the topics. Let's do more focus on the topics by discussing." And then, kind of ironically, another member of the petitionless started a petition to end petitions. So, which one is it? Which one is it, honorable member? This is all while the petitioners' party are thriving in the comment section. They're getting thousands of votes and signatures and begging for the fun times to never end. So, we are in a bit of a dilemma. I'm not going to lie to you. And this is the last thing the gracious and peace-loving supreme leader would ever want. We don't want civil war. So, um I will ponder a solution over the weekend, and I will present to you my 20-point peace plan next week. But, speaking of successful petitions, do not worry, I have not forgot. You are owed two, right? The Empress will, I'm discussing with her, present an a a segment of the news soon. And then, I also, the supreme leader, will be organizing an edit of it soon, okay? We just have to figure out the logistics. But, petitions made and petitions kept, all right? That's the quote of the channel. Anyway, I think that is probably where we wrap up because my lungs are going to probably need surgery after this. I don't want to live to see tomorrow. So, I hope you guys have a fantastic weekend. Have one on me, and whatever your vice is, have it. Have one, only one. But, until Monday, I'll see you then. Woo! Okay. Let's do that. Hopefully, it goes out a bit. All you need to You need to leave.