the stephen hawking memes are OUTRAGEOUS!

in the first week of 2024 we had an earthquake a tsunami a school you know what a plane Catching Fire the Epstein list dropping South Korea's opposition leader got in the neck oh and that was just the first 4 [Music] days hello and welcome to 2024 everyone the first video back and what a wild week we have just had in fact it is been action-packed from the very literal first second of the year because this video surface showing the New Year's Eve celebrations in Paris and people basically saw this and said I'm [ __ ] done with Humanity the footage shows thousands of people with their phones held high recording the fireworks display rather than just being in the moment and watching it and enjoying the show and at the end of the countdown no one even really seems to celebrate much they just kind of stand there and continue recording and then this this is my favorite part at one point this guy here he moves his head revealing a couple celebrating the New Year's with a celebratory kiss and you see that and you think God humanity is saved there's there's still at least two humans amongst the crowd of Androids but then you realize that the boyfriend is kissing her with his arm raised still recording with everybody else and if you think there's nothing wrong with just recording memories get off my back no we will not fight fireworks are a standard exclusion from memories that you're allowed to record as a society we all agree upon that first you're never going to go back and rewatch those fireworks on a tiny 7in screen and also if you post a video online no one's going to care and I guess the irony being that uh we're all watching this footage captured by one of the people recording this and then we're all complaining about it I mean in fact this video alone on one count because this has been shared on dozens if not hundreds of accounts got almost 40 million people watching the video so hey I guess we all do care full circle poor Japan started the year off with not a bang but a shake and the bang came on day two not funny um let's just let's read what it says because they were hit by a 7.5 magnitude earthquake which as you can see cracked roads destroyed houses Shook Up parking lots and ultimately ended the lives of nearly 100 people so far more than 240 people are still missing as you watch this video the earthquake then triggered their first major tsunami warning since 2011 which for perspective that [ __ ] happened on Boxing Day in 2011 back then it's the most dangerous time of the year however luckily the predicted tsunami did not end up causing any issues so Silver Linings now I'm not going to lie when this happened and excuse the pun I was a little more shook than the average person because just a few months before all of this [ __ ] went down I reported on that very strange and rare sighting of the Doomsday fish with the mysterious holes in it and if you don't know about the Doomsday fish you need to get to know because according to Japanese mythologies talk to them not me the or fish which is very rare to see because they normally swim at depths of 200 to 1,000 M will intentionally rise to the surface and Beach themselves ahead of an impending earthquake now the fears and superstitions of this actually being true ramped up during the 2011 Fukushima earthquake as dozens of orish reportedly washed ashore in the 2 years preceding the catastrophe and when I made that video speaking about the scuba divver spotting it in July this is how I ended that video the question is is this just a silly Superstition or is 2023 but to get a little bumpy I mean come on are you going to pull me up on one freaking day now to be realistic according to science that old fun killer there is absolutely no evidence of a connection between them coming to the surface and earthquakes they usually come to the surface when they're sick or dying yeah I mean whatever what what was science ever right about you know moving on because just the very next day poor Japan a Coast Guard Plane which was preparing to fly to the parts of the country which was worst affected by the earthquake to deliver Aid collided with a passenger plane carrying nearly 380 people and caused [Music] this what the [ __ ] I don't know when the [ __ ] that happened but dodgy [ __ ] nowadays 2024 huh now five of the six passengers in the earthquake relief plane were tragically killed but Silver Linings again all of the 379 passengers on the other plane miraculously seeing that thing survived so [ __ ] you doomsday fish yeah moving on because aliens of all things are trending online today all thanks to that wild situation that happened happened on New Year's Day At A Miami Mall keep in mind we're still on day one of 2024 at this point now people are currently claiming that aliens were spotted at a Miami Mall which is why there was such a massive police presence and the reason you haven't even heard about this and you may have by now is that the government it's trying to cover this up so what the [ __ ] how did this all begin now it started because a massive amount of police turned up to a mall for apparently just a few teenagers fighting now to be fair if that was all of the information that you had to work off of yes it does seem strange but the next day Miami PD tweeted saying that they got calls of shots being fired at the mall now it being America shots being fired at a venue where a lot of people gather on a day like New Year's Day often means something very serious which could be the explanation of why so many of them arrived however once police got there they found out that numerous fights had broken out among a large group of teenagers that refused to leave the area which there's all verified footage of and also a few of them set off fire Works which was the thing that was mistaken for gunfire the problem is is that this happened on New Year's Day which was the same day that the earthquake and tsunami hit Japan so false alarms and teenagers causing problems at malls isn't really going to hit the top of the news cycle for the day but because people were seeing this crazy footage online of hundreds of police at a mall and then not a lot of reports explaining why they were there in the first place woo we got cooking essentially people started saying that the government was trying to bury the story and I mean it took just one guy creating this video even though he came out a few days later saying that he was joking saying that he was at that mall and there was a bunch of aliens walking around in UFOs and all of that good [ __ ] and that was all it took boom it was everywhere people then started adding on top of that saying that you know the the gunfire was actually at the aliens airports were shutting down and they even started dissecting Clips saying that this was the alien however it later turned out to just be a few people walking together on a street I mean this whole situation is pretty much the exact same situation is the aane lady I am telling you right now that mother that mother back there is not real there was a big spectacle with not a lot of information and then someone online made up this wild story and then that video goes mega viral and just convinces a lot of people and once it does convince a lot of people there's no unconvincing people because now people believe that the guy who first came out with that story went back on it because the government had gotten to him I love the internet but we need to move on because the next story is wild because it took just 2 days of 2024 for people to violate and turn our beloved sweet Mickey Mouse into a stone called killer and sadist yes not only do we have a Mickey Mouse horror movie on the way but we also have a Mickey Mouse horror game now the reason this is even possible is because us copyright law says that the rights to a character can only be held for 95 years so as of January the 1st anyone can now use Disney's earliest versions of Mickey and Minnie Mouse without permission or cost because of that we will now have a horror movie called Mickey's Mouse Trap Not A Bad Name which essentially sees Mick that now prick hunting down a bunch of poor innocent teenagers at an amusement park now the craziest part is that whoever is behind this movie essentially must have seen the Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey and thought godamn that [ __ ] blew up we need to drop that Mickey Mouse [ __ ] ASAP because their expected release date on this movie is in March just two months away indicating that they had written casted shot edited and mostly finished the entire movie just waiting for that sweet old copyright to get the [ __ ] out of here lift is the word I was looking for now if you're not that interested in the movie may I offer you our selection of games of beloved characters that had died and gone to [ __ ] hell yes well good because that game is called infestation Origins and actually I read that originally the name was uh infestation 88 but they changed it because of its links with Nazis fantastic start anyway the setting is in the year 1988 what was thought to be an outbreak of rodents morphed into something far more Sinister how [ __ ] dare you call my boy Mickey erodent and I mean all you need to know about this game's release date is that yes it's before GTA 6 like everything else is moving on this whole situation makes me want to go back to the good old days of 23 because this week we have seen literal stampedes for these things them selling out in minutes then reselling for up to 200 I think I saw one of them for up to $400 and if you're really desperate and you just can't afford one of these cups uh don't worry because stockx now offers a finance plan for a cup what the [ __ ] now one of the craziest Clips I saw of this whole situation this [ __ ] is actually just wild it's this massive line and they're all queuing up to get a hold of one of these precious things before this guy apparently Cuts in now all the people in the line start telling him get the hell to the back right before this Spirit of Stanley must have possessed him and he jumps over the counter and tries to steal all of the cups now in most situations people in a line queuing for a product they'd be like what the [ __ ] you know I'm not I'm not risking my life for one of these things for these CS no no no but not Stanley fans as he tries to run out of the store with a box of pink gold in his hand he gets stopped by a guy in the line they tussle it out a bit he gets thrown to the floor and then Falls onto the Box revealing that there was just one cup in the Box bro did all of this for one cup he then can be seen walking out with a pink cup in hand Victorious but the question is at what cost everything okay I think at this point it's time to get into to the meat and potatoes of what everyone is talking about this week the Epstein documents we've had about three rounds of documents dropping and I'm not going to jump into all of the details cuz I'm assuming we're all pretty caught up with the names that have been included if you haven't seen all of that go watch my video on Tik Tok now since those names have dropped there has been one standout name that has been dominating the public discourse Professor stepen Hawking oh no here we [ __ ] go [ __ ] yeah none of us expected it now his name was mentioned when Jeffrey Epstein sent an email to galain Maxwell in 2015 asking her to issue a reward to anyone who can help disprove the allegations that the physicist had participated in an underage Orgy at one of Epstein's Islands now that's all we had to work with on this but that was all the internet needed now some people and this is not even a joke have been praising uh Jeffrey Epstein for how inclusive he turned out to be oh my God what a world but others have been creating some of the most outrageous memes I think I've ever seen for starters one fake Court transcript which has gone very very viral reads did Jeffrey ever talk to you about Steven Hawkings proclivities yes he liked watching undressed midgets solve complex math equations on a twoo high up chalkboard wow shame on you for laughing people are saying that this was his theme song on the island P push push push push push me and then just touch me till I can get my [Music] satisfaction they said that this was Steven Hawking rolling up to the island I mean how are people going to say that this was Steven Hawking as soon as he touched down on Epstein Island or that this was Steven Hawking when he was close to nutting once he lands when his carer wasn't watching I'm here with a friend he made when Epstein gave him the two for one kid special 2018 in that P and hands down the most outrageous one I think I've ever seen was this one oh that feels so good like that B I thought about this all I mean not even close to being funny I think I I might have sheded a tear um for each video that I watched on that note I think that's probably where we end the week of 2024 it's probably right but with all that being said I hope you guys had an amazing week unlike the rest of the world and I will catch you next week when we're going to have only positive news to talk about I'm sure love you bye