The Strange Reason People Are Saying Epstein's Still Alive (BIRTHDAY EPISODE)

Oh, this week people are saying that they have proof that Jeffrey Epstein is still alive. Was Kanye West trying to tell us something with this scene in one of his music videos over 22 years ago? Something truly disturbing is happening to thousands of people in hotel rooms. Claims now being investigated that Olympic athletes are injecting hyaluronic acid into certain private areas to enlarge it for a competitive [music] advantage. The US has urged all citizens to leave Iran immediately. And because today is your Supreme Leader's birthday, I hear that we have a very special song written by you guys to me for my special day. So, we shall listen to that at the end of today's video and judge it harshly. So, I think it's time to stop the yapping and let's go. [screaming] >> [screaming] [music] >> God damn. Okay, let's kick today off with a question I did not think I would be asking, especially on my birthday. Why are people saying today all over the internet that Jeffrey Epstein is still alive? And what the hell has it got to do with Fortnite? only these two things can exist together in 2026. Now, before we get into the claims, let me just really put it out there. We do have a lot of evidence that Jeffrey is gone. In fact, in the latest files, we've actually seen pictures of his body in his cell for the first time. And obviously, I'm not going to be showing them on here, but let me tell you, I've seen him with my eyes. He looks pretty gone to me. But we are open-minded. I am willing to be convinced that Bro is still out there playing Fortnite. And I mean that literally because that's the claims today. Posts all over Twitter are going viral saying that Epstein's Fortnite account was still active after he died in August 2019. Remember that date. Here's what they're claiming. Let's break it down. And the first one being that he has an email little staint Jeff@yahoo.com. That's the first claim. And that part is true. I typed that into the DOJ website. There are 53 results. And I found this. This is a pretty long document laying out all of Jeffrey's automobiles, boats, aircraft, telephone numbers, email addresses, and internet related information. And as you can see right at the bottom there, little Saint Jeff atyahoo.com. So, claim one, the internet was right. The next claim is that Epstein had a username Little St. Jeff 1. And the one is very important. You'll understand why in a second. And let me tell you that claim is also true. You'll see where we're going with this in a second. There are 26 results showing that username when you type it into the DOJ website. And apparently it was even his username on YouTube as you can see by this email that's from YouTube thanking him for his purchase of Frenzy. Don't know what Frenzy is, but maybe someone from way back then will in the comments will tell us. But here's the important thing. I could not find any emails from Fortnite or any mention of Fortnite linked to that username. Right? No Fortnite, no username together, only YouTube. And that's important because this is where things start falling apart. Now, where people have got the Fortnite connection from is from this email, which is real. It says May 7th, 2019. The $25.95 charge for was for V-Bucks on Fortnite. That's 3 months before he died. He got that email. But the thing is, we don't know what email this was sent to or who from. We don't know if it's from Fortnite. We don't know if it was to one of Jeffrey's emails only presumably cuz they're in the Epstein files. But there's no mention on that email of the username either. But putting this all together, internet sleuths then basically typed in that username that he had for YouTube, Little St. Jeff 1, into a website called Fortnite Tracker. Now, this is not an official Epic Games website, but it is used by many players to compare their stats with other players like their wins, their kills, their match history. You can see their win rate, a lot of other things. And when they typed in Epstein's YouTube username into Fortnite, they did find this exact username account, and it did have an Israeli flag in the profile. Even more interestingly, though, is that the account showed that it was active playing chapters like chapter 2, season 1, which was only released in October 2019, 2 months after Epstein died. Now, there are some posts claiming that this account was even logging wins all the way up to 2025, but I cannot confirm that myself because when I went on the website, this little St. Jeff 1 was made private. Apparently, on the day that this started going viral. So, yeah, [laughter] now people all over the internet are saying that Jeffrey Epstein's not dead. He's out there sipping wine, chilling in Israel, playing Fortnite. To make it worse, people have then started posting images like these, and they're getting millions and millions of views, allegedly showing Epstein with a beard all grown out like he would be disguising himself with two security guards in Tel Aviv. Now, despite how realistic this looks, you can tell it's AI because if you look at the traffic lights in the background, the signs, the writing, oh, and the Gemini watermark in the very picture at the bottom. But besides the AI images, the main hole is that there is no way of linking Jeffrey Epstein's email to this Fortnite account. Even though we know that he used that email and that he used that username because the thing is you can change your username on Fortnite. It doesn't have to be linked to a specific email. Um, you know, he you could have changed it recently after this all went down. And in fact, when you type it in, there's more than one account with that exact username. In fact, here's one from Turkey, and that one is not private. and they're currently active. So ultimately, if we had any proof that could link this little St. Jeff one account on Fortnite with his actual email that we know that he used, then I yeah, stop asking question cuz that is sus. But for now, all we can actually say is that this is just a pretty insane coincidence. I know. [laughter] I mean, how you have that exact username is pretty insane. I will admit. Also, potentially all the way back is 2019, but again, we don't know. They could have changed it. But don't worry, even if you're annoyed. Damn it. I really hoped that the conspiracy would be true. Well, guess what? In story 2, we got another one. Moving on. Okay, staying on similar vibes. Something else really strange came up on my timeline this week, and it was actually a 22year-old music video by Kanye West. Now, it's called the new workout plan, and clips of it have been going viral on social media, showing this scene where kids are being dragged to the end of this bright sponge maze where there's a big sign reading baller party. And the faces around this baller party sign is Trump, Bill Gates, Jay-Z, Diddy. All of which 22 years ago uh were seen in a very different way than they are today. Now, in light of everything that has come out recently about Epstein, admittedly, this does look a little crazy. And look, I don't think we can play the actual video on here. It will get copyrighted, but you can go and watch it on Instagram and Tik Tok. It's everywhere. But, as I know, because I've covered so many of these stories, usually these clips are taken out of context. When you watch the full thing, you're like, "Oh, that makes a lot more sense. It's no longer headcratchworthy." So, I decided to go watch the full 9-minute music video, and I can confirm still I don't understand the why he would do this. It's still weird. So, let me explain. This whole video is styled in this retro fitness, you know, selling a program type theme. And it's also, you know, ladies can get in shape. And so, there's a lot of the images that you would expect of women in the gym and working out and things like that. I get it. But the weird part is like right at the beginning, all of these women are running in this maze. I have no idea what this maze has got to do with a workout plan, but whatever. Then a group of children enter this maze through this like weird door. I don't know what children have got to do with the workout plan. And then for some reason, absolutely lost on me. They adults start like fighting with these children and then start dragging them against their will to the end of this maze. Again, this is a video about a workout plan. When they get there, they see this woman in all red and she's celebrating that they've made it to the baller party and then it shows those faces. I still don't understand. The only logical explanation that I personally can come up with, maybe maybe this is all part of something that's so obvious to you guys, but all of the people that were on there, apart from the far left, I actually don't know who that is. They were all hugely successful at that time, 2004 when this was recorded, you could consider them ballers. Bill Gates, he was the richest man in the world in 2004. Diddy was actually at the height of his business career. Trump was a billionaire. He was on the apprentice. Jay-Z just became the president and CEO of Defge Gem. So, yeah, it would, I guess, make sense to put their faces next to the baller party. But, I don't know what the baller and children and amaze has got to do with a workout plan. Point is, who are we to try and explain Kanye West art? That it's verging on the unexplainable. So, I would probably charge this one to the coincidence game again, personally. But what do you guys think? Do you think this is sus or do you think it's just art how they always do? Moving on. Okay, now warning for this next story because it might give you a new fear cuz it certainly did for me. China is facing a spy camera crisis in their hotel rooms. The BBC, they just published this investigation into what's described as a thriving illegal underground industry in China where people are checking into hotel rooms and they're being secretly filmed performing you know what kind of acts. We can't describe them on here. And then these videos which are taken from above, they're taken in these crazy positions. They are then being streamed and played online for thousands and thousands of people. In fact, just one Telegram channel that they found this content on, which charged a $65 fee, it had 10,000 members and 6,000 videos dating all the way back to 2017. 6,000 people. And remember, that is just one Telegram channel. There is so many more. They also discovered at least six other websites and apps that are promoting this kind of stuff uh with 180 hotels in the country that they found this in. And these are just the ones that a foreign media outlet discovered. Just imagine how many ones there actually are. And also not just in China, but around the world. China's not the only one that would be like, "Yeah, this will make money." And when I was reading a little bit about this, I was kind of draw on the fence like, "Yeah, that's crazy, but if that was me, I would kind of be able to spot, you know, that that USB charger looks a little bit weird, don't you think? Oh, camera. Haha. Got you." No. No, that is not how this works. The BBC included a video. It shook me to my core. I'm not going to lie to you. The investigation team managed to track down one of these hidden cameras in the ventilation system in the ceiling. Look at Oh my god. Look at how small that hidden camera is. When I was seeing this, I was like, "Ain't no way. If there's a camera in my room, good luck, cuz I'm not finding it." What makes this even crazier is that the BBC wrote about a couple that they interviewed which were victims of this. And usually the victims of this, they don't even know that they've been targeted because they're not on the websites where it has this kind of content. But the boyfriend of this couple was. And so he was talking about when he was scrolling looking for this type of content, he came across a video and lo and behold, it was him. And he was probably shook for life. Apparently the couple, they didn't speak for weeks after he he saw this. And guess where that happened? Which hotel? Shenzen, China. A place where I was just staying in freaking two two months ago in December. So yeah. Uh, I didn't feel great reading that. I'll be honest. And look, I'm sure again this doesn't just happen in China. So, be be warned. Use this as a warning. When you are staying in a hotel room, do not assume that you have 100% privacy. I, for one, will for sure be checking things. Unlocked a new fear. Moving on. Okay, talking about scary [ __ ] Let's talk about the USA and Iran. I'm so tired of of these two beefing. That is because we've woken up to reports this morning that the US have urged all American citizens to leave the country immediately. And of course, when that hits the headlines, you're going to be like, well, why are they they about to strike? Huh? They said, quote, "Leave Iran now. Have a plan for departing Iran that does not rely on US government help. If you cannot leave, find a secure location within your residence or another safe building. Have a food supply, water, and medication." Yeah, it sounds like they're freaking preparing you for war. Now, a little bit of alleviation on this is that this warning was actually originally issued all the way back in the mid January time. The one that we're reading today is a reaffirmation that they need to leave Iran. So, I don't know whether Trump is saying, yo, send that signal. But the timing of this is pretty interesting because this is coming just as US officials and Iranian officials are meeting today in Oman. Now, there's a lot of tensions leading up to this meeting because Iran is saying that they only want to talk about their nuclear program. But Marco Rubio says that no, no, no, no. The US wants to discuss a variety of topics, not just weaponry warfare. [laughter] Is weaponry warfare a thing? Now, this is all while Trump is saying that he is still considering strikes and perhaps this secondary warning proves that. Or maybe he's just trying to scare them before the the negotiations. I don't know. But either way, the Iran and US tension is always a developing situation. So when it develops more, I'll keep you updated. Moving on. Okay, last episode we had that bizarre story of the World War I bombshell up the man's you know what. We might have just topped it. That is because the World Anti-Doping Agency is now looking into claims that Olympic athletes are injecting hyaluronic acid into their penises to enlarge them for a competitive advantage. And you might be wondering what competitive advantage are we speaking of here? Oh, let me tell you, similar to these alleged athletes, this scandal is becoming bigger and bigger by the day. So, this was originally reported all the way back last month by a German outlet, and it was all laughed off because of how ridiculous this sounds. All right, fair enough. I would have laughed, too. I mean, just listen to what they alleged. They said that skiers potentially uh who need to stay in the air for as long as possible. They were apparently trying to find out ways of getting larger suits because as I quote from the BBC, every extra centimeter on a suit counts. And you know where else every centimeter extra counts? Well, maybe this is how they got their idea. So apparently potentially some of these Olympic athletes who have not been named are using hyaluronic acid because it's one not illegal. It can increase penis circumference by a centimeter or two. Um it can last up to 18 months. This is really not sounding good. And then the strategy is is that when they get 3D measured for their suit, which is a very precise procedure, they will be given suits with a few extra centimeters that they would normally not need. Ah, and that would be given to them around the crotch area. This is apparently a tactic called the crotch size manipulation. And apparently it can help against the wind, push you a little bit further and win gold. God damn. Well, guess what? Now a formal complaint has been lodged and the Winter Olympics officially started and the World Anti-Doping Agency is now looking into it officially. But I mean, that also begs the question, can this be considered doping? Really? And if let's say for example it is then how would one measure excuse the pun if someone is cheated or not? Huh? Who's going to be the person? Told you wild story. But with that out of the way, moving on. Okay, this one just made me laugh. How Japanese police arrest some people is insane, bro. They literally wrap them up like sushi. Now, this video has recently gone viral and um I'm not going to lie, did have a chuckle. It showed Japanese police using this technique that they sometimes do to take people to the police station. When I actually looked into it, it's kind of interesting why. So, Japan is among the countries the lowest gun violence in the world. And they're only able to achieve this by firstly making it extremely difficult to obtain a gun as a citizen, but also by minimizing the amount of officers that are allowed guns. If you're not in America and most other countries, this would be completely normal to you. If you're in America, you must be like, "Your police officers don't have guns." And so, yeah, for Japan, they're trying to enforce the law without using a lot of weapons. So, some Japanese officers are trained in martial arts, and others use these nonviolent techniques, which one of them is called futon rolling. And why this works so well is that police are able to wrap this disruptive or violent person in this material. They can't harm themselves. They can't lash out at other police officers. And I'm sure they'll be humiliated so much being carried like a snack that the [laughter] all of their anger will disappear. I personally think that every country should have futon rolling. I would love to watch a rest with that. Please, let's make this a worldwide thing. Moving on. Also this week, Elon Musk is going through the motions. Everyone feels it. But Elon, I don't know, man. Maybe it's just been a really dark week for him because he tweeted, "Whoever said [music] money can't buy happiness, I'd love to know the time that this was, you know, tweeted for Oh, 2:50 a.m. [laughter] This is exactly when you put out a tweet like this." 2:50 a.m. He said, "Whoever said money can't buy happiness really knew what they [music] were talking about." Uh 2012 uh post. [laughter] Sorry, I'm not laughing at his sadness. But the point is is that if the richest person in modern history that's almost worth a trillion dollars says that money can't buy happiness, I think it's time [music] for us to lock in and say, "Yeah, money can't buy happiness." And it's also interesting the timing that it comes because he has been roasted [music] extra this week for appearing in the Epstein files asking to go to the island when he said that he always denied. Um, and so yeah, there's just been countless memes. I don't know. Maybe that's had an effect on it. I don't [music] know, but money can't buy happiness. Take it from the richest man in the world. Moving on. And then last story before we listen and judge, our happy birthday song. YouTube cannot stop taking W's. And I think it's official. YouTube have officially survived the short form war. You know, when everyone was going to say YouTube is dead, you know, Tik Tok is taking over. No, I feel like it is swung back and people want to watch long form stuff. So, for the first time ever, YouTube have revealed their full yearly revenue, and it's pretty insane. It's even beating Netflix. So, YouTube's parent company, Alphabet, they recently disclosed that the platform brought in $60 billion in 2025, and that includes advertisements and subscriptions. This is a whole $15 billion more than Netflix brought in the same year. Now, this is actually largely to do with a lot more people paying for the paid version of YouTube, similar to how you would pay for Netflix or Disney or Apple. This is crazy. The YouTube CEO said they have 325 million paid subscriptions across its consumer services. That's a lot. Now, they are still behind Disney, but it's pretty insane to say that creators are now competing with the likes of Disney. We have a few billion short, but Disney's been around for like a hundred years. And they don't just do movies. They do they've got freaking theme lands and stuff. We're just creators yapping to cameras. And to really show you what I'm talking about, the new hosts of the Grand Tour have just been announced who will be taking over from James, Richard, and Jeremy. And all of the new hosts are either Tik Tockers or YouTubers. That is crazy. Francis Bourgeoa, James Eaglesman, and Thomas Holland. Damn. And for those who are not from the UK, you guys got to understand James, Jeremy, and Richard, they are like legends of the old school television industry. I mean, I'm sure you've heard of Top Gear. They made that. So, for them to be replaced by content creators in 2026 really feels like the passing of the torch to the next generation. My one request is we don't buck up. So yeah, personally really really happy with that last one. Creators, keep on doing amazing things. But with that now all out the way, I think it is time to listen to this song. This is apparently a song that was written by you guys at the Empire, the citizens for me, Supreme Leader, right? This is not propaganda. This is really what you guys wrote. Happy birthday to our emperor. Smile and clap. Joy is mandatory. Whipping postponed. NO MORE SHAN HOLMES. THIS DAY BELONGS TO our emperor. >> Happy birthday TO [screaming] >> YOU ON THE >> happy birthday. >> HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR EMPEROR. LORD OF THE lines [music] will be running. [music] Happy birthday to our emperor. [sighs] >> Let's all wish our lord and savior a happy birthday winners favor. >> And on that note we have one more thing to say. Let's stop the prank. [singing] There's nothing still going. There's nothing. [music] >> [music] >> Woo! Happy birthday to me, YOUR EMPEROR. DAMN, that was [laughter] Wow. Thank you for that, guys. Really appreciate it, as you could tell. And with that, I will see you on Monday for potentially hopefully the Alex Canada video. Maybe it will finally be here. So hopefully see you then. [screaming] Let's stop the Let's get Let's stop the up. Let's get [music] Let's stop the Let's get Let's stop the [music] Let's get breaking. Let's stop the Let's get breaking. >> [music]