All since we last spoke, Donald Trump has just shattered a 236-year record during his chaotic State of the Union speech. [music] Bill Gates has come out and apologized for his ties with Epstein and then admitted to two affairs. The Netherlands has elected their youngest and first ever gay prime minister. Iran may have been saved by a warship's broken toilets. Trump is now setting his eyes on Australia. and Mexico is considering suing [music] Elon Musk. All of that and so much more. Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday is the new upload schedule for those of you that are confused. Get with the program and let's stop the yapping and let's go. [music] Yes, THIS IS A TWO-HAND WHIP. [screaming] WOO! OKAY, HOW DO WE NOT kick today off with a big one? You see, every year for the last 236 years, the US president delivers a message to the country's top officials. We're talking top lawmakers, Supreme Court justices, military officials, and they're all there to hear the commanderin-chief lay out what went well over the past year and what his vision for the future looks like. And just like you would expect, this year made history because that's what we do in the big 25, 26, and onwards. We just make history nowadays. So, let's run through the three main key takeaways because boy, I know for a fact you guys didn't watch the whole thing. First key takeaway is the records shattering length. You see, here we have the YAP leaderboard, as it is officially known at the News Daddy Empire. Not officially officially. And as you can see with the top spots, Trump and Clinton are absolute goats when it comes to this category. And last night, in fact, uh he broke the record 1 hour and 47 minutes. I mean, for comparison, Richard Nixon in 1972, he wrapped up his State of the Union speech in less than 30 minutes. And bro, at the time, had the freaking Watergate scandal and the Vietnam War to talk about. Yet, he still wrapped it up in under 30. And I mean, if you look at the graph, Trump looks like he's trying to beat his own record because every year is getting longer. Expect next year to be 2 hours. I almost guarantee it. Second key takeaway from this speech is the very apparent AND HUGE DIVIDE. WELL, I MEAN, THAT IS from those who actually attended the speech because over 70 Democrats actively boycotted it. And I don't think that comes as a major surprise to most of you watching because everything in the US does seem so divided right now. Representative Al Green was escorted out of the chamber for a second year in a row. He's trying to set records of his own. And this was done for holding up a sign that read, "Black people aren't apes." But nothing showed the divide more than when Trump said this. One of the great things about the State of the Union is how it gives Americans the chance to see clearly what their representatives really believe. So tonight, I'm inviting every legislature to join with my administration in reaffirming a fundamental principle. If you agree with this statement, then stand up and show your support. The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens. >> [applause] >> Now, after a long applause from, as you can see, only half the room, Trump then repeatedly said to everyone who didn't stand that they should be ashamed of themselves. >> Isn't that a shame? You should be ashamed of yourself not standing up. >> This then triggered the representative from Minnesota, Omar, to shout back, "You're a liar and you have killed Americans." who blocked the removal of criminal aliens in >> also at one point Trump was talking about how he ended eight wars and the Democrats laughed out loud to which he said you guys are sick. Play clip. >> Our country has never been stronger in my first 10 months. I ended eight wars including Cambodia. Isn't it funny? >> Sick people. >> Cambodia and Thailand. >> So yeah, big divide in uh the Congress that evening. But let's move on to the third key takeaway and that is that there was a huge dose of USA. There was a lot of patriotism throughout the entire speech. You know, Trump described the current period as the golden age of America. He said in terms of the economy, he had overseen a turnaround for the ages. He casted the country's 250th birthday, which is only in a matter of months, as one of the most important moments in US history. Erica Kirk was given a standing ovation for her husband who Trump described as an American hero and his close friend. And he even brought in the US men's hockey team after their historic gold medal win. Yes, I said historic. It's true. against Canada of all countries to known to Trump as 51st state known to Alex as home known to me as wasteland cold hell which was received by the whole congress or at least I don't know how many people chanted but USA Trump then spent about six seven minutes celebrating their achievement which for perspective that's about 22% of Nixon's entire speech in 72 for perspective the US hockey team's goalkeeper keeper Connell Hauck, which what a surname. Hella. Hela brothers. Hela. Hela. I got Hella Bucks. I need that surname. Dylan Hella. [laughter] I like it might be top three surnames of all time in my personal humble opinion. But anyway, Hellabuk was given a Presidential Medal of Freedom. For perspective, that is the highest honor a US civilian can receive. Damn, that must have been an important game. I'm pretty sure, and Alex would probably know this, that this was the first time the US beat Canada in, you know, the Olympics hockey game. But ultimately, the question is, after the State of the Union, what do you guys think? Do you think that Trump has had a successful first year in office? Has it been good for America or not? Let me know your thoughts as always in the comments. Look forward to reading them. But for now, moving on. Also, considering the week that Mexico has been having, you'd probably be fair enough to think it couldn't get much worse, right? Well, you'd be wrong because during all of the chaos, 23 inmates have now been broken out of prison because what's worse than going to war with the cartel? Going to war with the cartel that have formerly been in prison. Now, this was in the tourist town of Puerto Vatra, which uh was actually one of the worst affected places during, you know, the country's clashes with the cartels. And according to an official at the scene, how they did this was some of the cartel members rammed the prison gate which allowed some of this, you know, the group of convicts to escape. Now, authorities have launched a manhunt to try and recapture these guys, but you know, think they've got their hands pretty full at the minute. And it's not just that because now Mexico is also having to think about their perception on the global stage because the Mexican government are now even considering legal action against Elon Musk. What is What has bro done this time? Huh? Apparently, he was uh you know on one of his Twitter rants and he said on X, sorry, that's blasphemy to call it Twitter, isn't it? He said on X that Mexico's president Claudia Shinbomb was just quote just saying what her cartel bosses tell her to say. Now, obviously, many people point to the systemic cartel corruption in the country. And also, many say that they influence local elections and even politicians. Hell, many say that it goes all the way up to the president. But for the most part, those are just people on Twitter, right? They don't really pay attention. They don't care what they say. But when the world's richest and one of the most influential men in the world start making these claims, you have to start taking them seriously. So in response to Elon Musk's claims, President Shinum, she said in a press conference, "We are considering whether to pursue some kind of legal action. The lawyers are currently reviewing it." Now, on this point, I'm not exactly sure what they would be suing him for. perhaps defamation, but realistically that would involve such a huge legal process across countries and also you're suing Elon Musk who has deep pockets to fight this for an off-the-cuff comment on social media. Is it realistic to to actually sue? I don't know. Maybe. Maybe. Now, in the off chance she does go ahead and take legal action against Elon Musk for this remark, I'll keep you updated. But for now, moving on. Also, since we last spoke, something happened which I don't think any of us were expecting. Bill Gates has come out and actually apologized for his ties to Epstein. But it wasn't just that. So, according to an exclusive published by the Wall Street Journal, they report that Bill Gates apologized to his staff at the Gates Foundation during a town hall meeting on Tuesday. Now, he reportedly also admitted to them that he had an affair with two Russian girls. I think you see where this is going. He said, quote, "I did have affairs. One with a Russian bridge player who met me at a bridge event and one with a Russian nuclear physicist who I met through business activities. Think bro has a type." He reportedly said to his staff, "I did nothing illicit. I saw nothing illicit." To be clear, I never spent any time with victims women around Epstein. But nonetheless, that it was a huge mistake to spend time with him. He also maintains that he never went to the island. But the interesting part, and you probably clocked this already, is does that also mean that he's inadvertedly confirming about the whole thing that we read about Bill in the files? Because remember a few weeks ago we spoke about those two emails which Epstein drafted and then sent to himself which suggested that Bill Gates contracted STDs from sleeping with Russian girls and then he was seeking out antibiotics to hide it from his then wife, Melinda Gates, who now they've divorced. So, does that mean he also admits to that part? Because a spokesperson on his behalf when this first came out like very strongly denied it. Who knows? But one thing that is pretty crazy, in less than a week now, Andrew has been arrested. Lord Mandelson has been arrested and Bill Gates is apologizing. Has the other shoe finally started to drop? Yeah, pretty crazy. Let me know your thoughts on this in the comments. But for now, moving on. Also, [clears throat] since we last spoke, another insane story came out in the Wall Street Journal. They've been cooking recently. Has Iran not been bombed because of broken toilets? It would be pretty crazy, wouldn't it? So, according to this report, which has now been confirmed by multiple sources, the USS General R. Ford, the largest warship in the entire world, is facing a major sewage problem. The crew on board reportedly have to queue for about 45 minutes. Now, that is just anecdotal, but 45 minutes to cue if you need a pee pe or poo poo. Damn. How you going to go to war if you're full of >> corn casserole? >> Sorry, man. Now, normally, for the most part, it's okay despite, you know, there being 4,600 sailors, you know, crew on board and only 650 toilets. Usually, that's okay. But this whole situation turned a lot more when the toilet started breaking down. Apparently, there's been some issues with the vacuum system, but also there's some reports of crew flushing garbage and t-shirts down the toilets and blocking them. Now, that's the really interesting point because nowhere do they specify a confirmed reason for why, but you know, you don't accidentally flush a toilet or garbage down the toilet. So, the question is, is it purposeful? Well, there's been a lot of speculation on this point online, but just to be very clear, this is speculation. Some are saying that the crew are doing this as a protest against the mission that they are being sent on. Because if you actually look at the numbers, there was reportedly 205 toilet breakdowns in just 4 days. It doesn't seem accidental, but what could offer some explanation is that the repairs for these blocked toilets, they can only be done if the uh the actual warship is docked. So maybe another reason is just, you know, these people are sick and tired of waiting out for Trump to either say fire or don't, you know, so maybe they just want to get off the ship for a couple of days, being cooped up there, you know, not seeing their family. And guess what? Just a couple of days ago, the USS General R. Ford was seen docking in CIT. So maybe they got what they wanted. Now, with that being said, a Navy official did tell the Washington Post that the situation is improving. Uh, and the problems haven't impacted the carrier's ability to carry out the mission. But hey, [ __ ] happens, huh? >> Corn casserole. Moving on. Also, for all uh my Australians watching this, you're about to see a whole lot more Trump. So, this week, Donald's eldest son, Eric, just announced on X that they will soon start construction of what will become the tallest building in the entire country. It will be called the Trump International Hotel and Tower in the Gold Coast, which we actually lived for 4 years. So, we know that very well, that city. And let me tell you, for the Aussies watching, schoolies in Trump Tower go crazy. Now, not only will the skyscraper be about 335 m tall, about 91 stories, which will set the record if built, but it also costs more than 1 billion US. You'll have 550 luxury rooms and apartments. You'll have space for high-end retailers, restaurants, and of course, an exclusive beach club. Eric said, "This marks our first venture into Australia with more to come." So, the question is, Australians, do you like this idea or not? Because, let's be honest, every country's tallest building is pretty sacred. So, for Australia's tallest building to have a massive Trump sign on it, that could be pretty controversial. So, I think a lot of other buildings are probably going to try and be like, "All right, we can't have this." But again, let me know your guys's thoughts. It does look, you know, objectively speaking, like a pretty nice building. So, let me know your thoughts. Moving on. Talking about world leaders though, history has been made yet again. I know, a lot of history. For the first time ever, the Netherlands now have an openly gay prime minister. 38-year-old Rob Jettton is also now the country's youngest leader in their entire history. And he's also now one of the youngest in the entire world. He's also one of the few openly gay prime ministers or world leaders in the in modern history. Actually, I think when I was doing a bit of research, there's about 10 11 that are in recorded history and I think the vast majority about 99% were in Europe. But anyway, more about Rob. Uh a few years ago he was regularly criticized by media as dull and even nicknamed robot jetten. But fast forward to today he was sworn in by the king and he has now formed what you know most people are describing as a centerright coalition government. Now his supporters say that he is young, pragmatic and he wants to modernize Dutch politics. He's done things like promise to increase military spending, become more involved with NATO, build more homes, as well as crack down on illegal immigration. Now his critics on the other hand, they don't like that he's planning a new income tax to fund higher defense spending. He also apparently is carrying out reductions in welfare and increasing healthcare contributions. But the main thing that a lot of people are saying in criticism of Rob is that he only holds a minority government. That basically means in order for him to pass any of this legislation that he is promising, he essentially has to rely on opposition votes for almost all of it. And that leaves him very vulnerable. and the country stuck in this position of does it go anywhere? But ultimately, those of you watching from the Netherlands, what do you guys think? Let us know in the comments. Is he good for the country or not? Moving on. Now, hopefully Rob Jettin can prevent in the Netherlands what's happening in the UK right now because it is truly insane. Few times I've been gobsmacked. I know it doesn't seem like a lot to most of you, but chocolate bars are now the latest items to be sealed in security boxes in some shops because, quote, "It's being sold on by criminals and is now being targeted more frequently by prolific offenders." Brother, committing a crime for profit margins on two pound items is getting out of hand, man. And also as the customer in some of these shops, I remember when they first started putting security labels on like cans of like Red Bull or an energy drink, it makes you feel like a criminal. You have to go remove it. They'll, oh, okay, fine. We'll remove it. Feel. But chocolate bars, I remember when that was exclusively for like alcohol and when they started putting on meat, I thought that was too far. But now chocolate is crazy. But here's the thing. This is not the shop's fault. It's completely fair enough on their side. Multiple retailers including Tesco's Co-op and Sainsburries, they've had to add chocolate into their high-v value items that are often targeted by thieves because shoplifting in the UK in the recent years after the pandemic has hit all-time highs. I mean, just cop alone, they've lost 250,000 just on chocolate theft in one year. And that is despite them spending3 million pounds to prevent it on like security measures and stuff like that. So it's a pretty messed up situation. Now this [laughter] I couldn't stop laughing. This is one of the lines in in the report. The owner of Malcolm's Convenience Store in Coventry said, "Chocolate is the new buzzword for organized crime." [laughter] Hey yo, imagine chocolate being a buzzword for organized crime. I'm sorry. Crazy, man. Unbelievable. Let me know your guys's thoughts in the comments, but let's move on. Okay, the microphone is flashing. I don't know how much longer I have. Quickly, the last story to round out the video. Most unexpected ending ever. During a football game in Istanbul, one of the team's goalkeepers was attempting to clear the ball when it absolutely destroyed a seagull. And let me tell you, this thing got cooked. It dropped to the ground completely unresponsive. That is when one of the team's captains, he runs over and he starts performing CPR on a freaking bird. Why? How did you think of doing this? And after, you know, performing these chest compressions for about 2 minutes, just when you thought, bro, what are you doing? Like, what are you doing doing? He's dead. Okay, did you not see him get destroyed? Well, guess what? He did not stop believing because this eagle, it started to move. He then carried the bird over to the sideline where he handed it to some medical staff. And guess what? The bird survived. I told you we're ending every video with good news. Promises made, promises kept. Craziest part, though. This captain, he didn't have any first aid training. He literally winged it. Alec, give me some applause. Go on. Thank you. Thank you very much. Yeah, appreciate it. I think that is where we wrap today's video. Also, actually, I heard some mutterings in the Empire through the the hallways with a bit of echoey [ __ ] I heard someone say that the emperor doesn't have the hoodpa anymore to sacrifice lambs. Oh, if you only knew what was on its way to the HQ right now, you would be terrified. That's all I'm saying. Sacrificial lambs, you better be quaking. And now I think it is time to cue the most epic [music] outro song ever. See you guys on Saturday. Woo! [music] Let's get there. [music] Let's get Did we do it? Did we do it? Testing. Testing. WOO! COME ON, BOYS. 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