What’s Wrong With Him?!

this week we saw a major drama involving high school students sucking on toes for a fundraising event you heard that right we found out how much money The Man Behind the whole Wonka disaster event made something strange is happening with the world's Royals and leaders we found out what happens when you try and steal a cyber truck and what people are doing on Instagram right now is shameful all of that and more celesa craing okay let's start with this and the [Music] rock yeah that's a that's a tough lesson and I'm not going to going to lie if I was one of those players there I don't know if I could hold in my expression of surprise especially when she hits some of the high notes like these and this went on for a full 2 minutes you know how long 2 minutes feels in situations like these now here's the thing I am not here to make fun of her because she's eight what kind of man would I be and I pray to God she does not have social media or she's not allowed on it entirely because this video has gone worldwide and on one page alone it got 25 million views and over 100,000 people commenting and they are bad they are very bad but what I am here to do is say what the [ __ ] to our parents I mean who allowed her to do this and then furthermore put it online I get that America is all about like you can do anything and never listen to the naysayers she said goodbye well I thought I would cry but this this is objectively like we can all collectively see this and be like that's wild I mean I was honestly so confused that I had to look her up and then I found I found that her dad has his own YouTube channel and he's been getting her to sing that the same national anthem hasn't changed uh at sports games for literally years and The Rock [Music] [Applause] [Music] the and I mean as you can see from his channel he's been getting her in bigger and bigger venues ever since she was around four or five and you want to know the craziest part is that making a fuckload of Noise Okay right that's better I can move without it being [ __ ] scratchy right and you want to know the craziest part you think that after the global negative reaction to her most recent performance her dad would made maybe recognize and be like okay maybe let's let's uh let's change things and perhaps protect her from all of the trolls absolutely not since this most recent performance which was only 4 days ago she has done two more bro is literally on tour right now and here's the thing if the only feedback that she was getting was in person I'd be like okay fair enough because what kind of psycho would look little girl like that in the eyes and say you're [ __ ] not saying that she is I'm just saying as an example but I'm kind of but like not that harshly so in person fine okay but if she ever goes online even if it's like a year or so in the future and she sees what people are saying about her it's not going to be a good day but what I will say is that you know let's recognize there has been improvements I'm sure her parents must know what they're doing and um I wish her all the success in the world honestly I do let's move on but we're not moving on too far because our next story remains with kids doing wild [ __ ] and their parents letting them this time it's TOA sucking for charity a high school a high school in Oklahoma is getting a major backlash this week after videos emerged of students taking part in a toe sucking challenge for a fundraising event the other students even watched on and shouted he is devouring them now the event was to raise money for people with intellectual development and physical disabilities but after the video went viral and people started falsely claiming that those toes belonged to adults and teachers as you'd imagine people were were Furious the school district was then forced to clarify that no no members of Faculty were involved in any of the challenges all of the students who participated volunteered to do so and then they dropped this they said it raised $12,000 wo and on that note I would like to announce that I too am starting the news Daddy to sucking come no Alex cut it okay no I'm not starting that don't even I I see one [ __ ] comment that was a joke and Alex I'm sure he's cut that out that was a joke and Alex I'm sure he's cut that out okay but on a real one Jokes Aside it is a bit strange that teachers and faculty member even allowed this kind of peculiar challenge but at the same time I'm not going to lie a lot of people online are way over sensationalizing this and weirdly a lot of people in my comments are trying to push this false information like why would you that adults were involved I mean I think this video says a lot more about the view because when I first watched this I thought yeah okay it's disgusting but when I started reading some of the comments I started realizing that people were trying to make this about the other thing the thing I can't even say on [Music] here I hope you get what I mean you're the one that's down bad moving on okay let's talk about what the hell is happening to the world's Royals and leaders because in just two two months King Charles has been diagnosed with cancer K Middleton has had abdominal surgery and it's not been seen since December Sarah Ferguson The Duchess of York was diagnosed with skin cancer Prince Edward King Charles's brother needed to take a short break from his Royal duties Thomas Kingston who married into the British royal family died suddenly at only 45 then we hear that an autopsy said that the cause of death was a traumatic head wound and a gun was found near him it's worth mentioning that the death is not being investigated as suspicious the king of Norway was rushed to hospital with infection of Denmark announced a shock abdication the president of Ireland was rushed to hospital 2 days ago and the pope was also rushed to hospital while a group of priests were caught joking about him dying on their YouTube channel priests with YouTube channel before GTA 6 is Wild is this just a sign that the world's leaders are getting old or is 2024 but to be a rough year moving on speaking of a rough bloody year it literally looks like hell arrived in Texas this week urgent evacuations are still underway in multiple towns after massive fires made worse by strong winds ignited on Monday and exploded in size on Tuesday teing across and burning 1.1 million Acres of the state so far and I say so far because at the time of recording it's only 15% contained 1.1 million Acres that's that's almost three times the size of London in under a week burnt videos from Texas show enormous smoke clouds stretching as far as the eye can see firefighters driving through a literal Inferno and dodging fire Nat if that's what we call them homes have been burnt in almost every direction thousands are without power families been forced to flee to shelters and just one of the blazes The Smokehouse Creek Fire has burnt more land this week than all of the states fires in 2023 combined and it is now the largest on record all that shit's happening right now the fires are currently not under control and authorities are now even warning that they could get worse in the coming days because strong wins are on the forecast wow moving on also this week I went on the search for this man you see 5 years ago this m student created a device that allows you to have the entire internet in your mind but today he is nowhere to be found a year before neuralink was even founded arav kapul was building a non-invasive wearable device that essentially acts as Google for your brain in an interview he did with 60 Minutes for example he was asked what was the largest city in Bulgaria and what its pop ation was he then silently asks the computer and then hears the answer through vibrations transmitted through his skull and into his inner ear Sophia 1.1 million that is correct this device went on to be a sensation he was invited to do a TED Talk dozens of interviews and it even won awards at MIT but the strange thing about all of this is that despite this happening 5 years ago and arguably the fastest 5 years for growth with AI Tech the device Alter Ego or anav are nowhere to be found he isn't active on Twitter Instagram or LinkedIn and the most recent interview that I could find was about a month ago but it doesn't include any information about where he is or where his device is now however in the meantime we have neuralink that has been FDA approved successfully implanted into the first human patient and they are now able to control a computer mouse with their mind I reached out to him via email and asked him why his device never progressed but we are here about 4 5 days later and there's still no reply people in the comments were saying saying that it could be something as simple as he ran into technical complications that made the device unscalable but others were saying that other competing tech companies could have just bought him out and got him to sign an NDA because that [ __ ] sadly does happen either way I'll keep trying to get in contact with the man the mystery the legend moving on okay this week we also got the first documented case of an attempted robbery on a cyber truck and it didn't end well for the robbers as you can see a car pulls up besides the Cyber truck and a guy gets out and he starts hitting the window with with a window breaker which if you aren't familiar with these items it's usually as easy as this woo but after the Cyber trucks armored glass doesn't break he jumps onto the roof and he starts trying to smash through there but when that doesn't work either he has to give up but in the process not only does the car Sentry mode capture his Dusty cheeks and his face too I'll just pause that there but the person who posted the video says that the Cyber truck is now California proof what a beast moving on okay I think it's high time we talk about this whole situation now I'm sure at this point everyone knows the bare detail so I'm not going to rehash all of that [ __ ] because I've got some new stuff that has come out since then and if somehow you don't know it's a simple as this is what was advertised and this is what people turned up to and instead of enough sweets to build a fortress of sugar like they promised on their Facebook actors had to ration giving three singular jelly beans to children I mean look you can even see her counting them and A4 cup lemonade I mean look if you are a person that sees posters for an event that is entertaining with Coy tunes and sweet treats and you still turn up my Lord that's on you now since all of this the character the unknown has become the internet's honestly most loved thing out of this whole situation I'm pretty sure there's even a petition to get it its own movie or some [ __ ] according to the the character was made up by Ai and it was supposed to be an evil chocolate maker that lived in the walls of the factory and yes those are the walls and also there's no surprise uh but the event organizer Billy Cole which fun fact same first name as the fire Festival guy coincidence he has had his life turned upside down I think there's one thing of just you know like committing a crime or doing some dodgy [ __ ] like he has but then there's doing it when everyone is very interested including including journalists which boy can journalists turn your life upside down they have found out every detail about him which we will get to but he managed to sell £850 tickets to this thing which works out at around £30,000 now to be fair he has promised to refund all of that money but as of right now people still claim that he hasn't now speaking of those journalists they found that this isn't the first time that Billy has tried to hustle using AI because Billy is also an author he has published 17 chaty BT written novels on Amazon in 2023 alone God damn that's actually this bro found chaty BT and he's like that's it we're going his website also consists of more AI generated images and AI descriptions of future events and saying that I'm not going to lie if he does decide to do another one do you know how many people would actually want to turn up for the purposes of it being [ __ ] and because people would want it to be [ __ ] he wouldn't even have to worry about actually doing it properly honestly it's a win-win for him okay and one more thing before I move on and woo for everyone that watched last week's video it's it's time to tell you exactly what I mean remember my passion filled rant about all of these skits that were not really skits but just people lying well this is exactly what I'm talking about and I am the actor who played the unknown I I was the unknown um I was a quite famously um the unknown um I was the actor who was hired to play the the unknown I'm radio Rubble no idea what that last one was but I feel like that was out of proportion a passion fi for what I was talking about you'd have to watch last week to understand move on because our last story let's talk about Instagram because what people are doing on there is wrong and the people are wrong and and let me show you this is not a laughing matter if you have been on Instagram reals over the last few months you would have come across a person with a disability or someone that looks perhaps a little bit different and as soon as you come across that video you look to the comments and you think should I click on that because I know there's going to be a lot of comments and when you do you realize it is Carnage and you know what what's Wild at this bloody point for me to even be making this video it has become a know thing about reals at this point this meme for example saying Instagram's algorithm summoning reals of disabled people for the worst possible audience got 600k likes and you know how many people watch that [ __ ] without even liking it I don't even know and then the top comment of that video is I'm that audience now to prepare for this story I am not kidding I have I literally scrolled for 5 minutes on reals and this is what I found okay now reminder before you watch these I'm only doing this for research and educational purposes only okay it's not funny let's [Applause] go oh my god let's start again let's start again let's go oh my God oh my God I can't let's continue okay top comment I want to see his X-ray disgusting video two of my research demonstration okay right let's see what the top comment is he switched Expressions to the same expression horrible this one is the worst okay which guy do you like better the positive guy y I like that yay what's gool hey good to see you again again or the negative guy I don't like this I don't like that I don't like this the negative guy no I like the positive guy don't you better top comment is spitting facts no just spitting yes that's enough okay that's enough shame on you and your ancestors and if you're thinking right if those kind of videos went up on any other social media platform the comments would be exactly the same no you're wrong I'm just going to play this for a few seconds so you so you get the idea of what I'm talking about welcome to a day in the life of a 29-year-old small business owner who makes coffee for a living it's our first full day in the city and I am excited to go see what it has in store but first we got to do a little bit of work and some editing so I can submit some videos once that's done we going to take the elevator all the way down from the 25th Flor so this video is you know just our day day in the life and do you like what it's stop coming up on my nothing to hate it's good regular heartfelt good old good video nothing hate worthy but then you want to you want to hear some of the comments that are on this they said what's your small business selling disappointment heavy Potter first to hate hate from the Nickelback fan club hate from tomorrow everyone stop hating without me hate from Epstein Island sending hate from the UK hate from the Hockey Association I have an Amish friend that doesn't have electricity or phones or Internet he told me he wanted you to know that he hates you can't sleep because of my hate somnia hate from St Jude's Children's Hospital I can't even hello from California do not come here hate from NATO from Boston stay away don't listen to the supporters hate from the Multiverse so you get you get the point of that but then you go into the same videos over on on Tik Tok for for example you'll stop on this woman she's the happiest person I've ever seen go on ma'am welcome to the day in the life of a huge coffee maker good roast the coffee looks great sending love and Good Vibes love your content such a beautiful person bro I love her so much um no hate from Brooklyn love from Guatemala you're a beautiful person keep the ray of sunshine that you are that's the same videos I mean I've literally had this happened to me once before so I posted a video where my girlfriend challenged me that I couldn't wear a item of her clothing to a red carpet event that we were supposed to go to that day and this is the time where I shaved my head for 10 million so I was like okay a cropped leather jacket would go hard and so here's the perspective of what the comments were like on my Tik Tok Tyler Duran with fashion bro how is that actually fire n that actually goes hard with the buzz cut she's a lucky woman to have you Dylan referring to my girlfriend super nice right and those are the most liked but when I posted this picture on Instagram all I got was gay Emoji gift your head shape is not for this haircut never in my life did I think that I would read a comment about the shape of my [Music] head hello darkness my old friend I mean honestly only on Instagram can the hate get so creative that actually turns funny you don't understand Instagram comments are so negative that even when people like the content creator they love them they first start with hate let me read you some of Big Red's comments and this is probably the internet's most loved kid I really hate this kid and then he replies to his own message because he ain't one of my homeboy it's like the only thing that gets put to the top is hate this kid isn't funny anymore he's [ __ ] hilarious I despise this kid with my entire being because I'll never come close to his level of humor oh it's like if you're not hating on Instagram they don't even want to see it in the comments and I think this is where I'm going to end the video but with love I love you guys and thank you for watching yet another week I'll be right back here next Monday so we'll catch you then boom explosions massive explosions explosions everywhere you can't even see me because Alex has put so many explosions and [ __ ] is crazy and see you next week oh