The World Is Not A Real Place Anymore

Oh, since we last spoke, a former prime minister is now dating a celebrity astronaut. Donald Trump is being credited with ending the most bizarre war ever. The UK just carried out the most embarrassing manhunt in history. French detectives may have finally called the men who carried out the heist of the century. Something very dark is happening in Disney World after seeing three [music] deaths in just over a week. and Jamaica is preparing to be a hit with the strongest hurricane ever. Honestly, the world does not feel like a real place this week. All of that and so much more. Yes, I have got some explaining to do at the end of this video, but let's stop the yapping and let's go back. [screaming] [music] Okay, we got to kick today off with this. Donald Trump is now being credited with ending yet another war, but this one is very different. Some of you may know it as the console war, the great 20-year battle that has been raging on between Xbox and PlayStation. And honestly, you don't have to be a gamer to understand how bizarre and hilarious this is. So, for some context, one of the most popular video games of all time, Halo. Maybe Alex plays. I feel like Alex plays that kind of game. Well, it's forever been an Xbox exclusive. And so, if you're a PlayStation kind of person, then you've never had the opportunity to play it until now. Because yesterday, GameStop, the leading video game retailer in America, they released this statement, which kind of feels a little bit like a government press release, and they took this [laughter] so seriously. You know, they said things like, "Acting under its authority as a neutral entity, they hereby declare the official secession of the console wars." And this is because Xbox will officially be releasing their next Halo crossplatform, including PlayStation, in 2026. Honestly, now PlayStation needs to put out another olive branch. I want personally Spider-Man 3 on Xbox 2. Even though I bought a PS5 specifically for Spider-Man, I hate it. But if that wasn't crazy enough, this whole thing blew up and kind of involved Trump after the White House tweeted this. Trump as the main character in the Halo franchise, just chilling there by the White House cuz of course, bros involved. Wow. Is this is this is the presidential office. But of course, GameStop, they got involved. They really loved this one. And they started posting their own images, too, as you can see. And they kind of gave Trump praise for, you know, his part in ending the war. [laughter] And then just when you're thinking, oh, you know, is GameStop a bit proTrump? They posted this. [laughter] That is going to be the most iconic picture of 2025. How is it not? Now, to be clear, if I have to be, Trump didn't actually do necessarily anything to end this war, but that's kind of the running joke, you know, because a lot of people are saying, you know, he hasn't actually done a lot of the things in the real wars that have ended, which we'll get to. So, I believe that's about nine wars now that Trump has ended. Um, speaking about wars, actually, moving on. Also over the weekend, Trump visited Malaysia along with many other world leaders to attend the 47th summit uh the of the association Southeast Asian Nations. But Trump himself, his main purpose of it was first to you know bust out a couple of moves. You know that's that's what probably most of you saw but also you know for trade deals securing peace and aiming to actually improve relations amongst uh Asian countries as well as the United States. So yeah it was a it was a peace mission. Most importantly, he actually signed the uh the long anticipated peace deal between Thailand and Cambodia. It is now known as the Koala Lumpa Peace Accords. Now, the agreement requires both sides to withdraw heavy weaponry from the border and for Thailand to release 18 detained Cambodian soldiers. The White House said this is a landmark achievement for international diplomacy that only President Trump could accomplish. And Trump added on top of that on social media, millions of lives saved. Such an honor to have gotten this done. But of course, not all Malaysians were happy about this because there was protests uh at the capital and they were criticizing his relationship with Israel. And then of course there was criticism back at home as well. Many people are saying that Trump was taking undue credit for this peace deal and that also the peace deal lacks substance. But ultimately it's there. So um yeah, I guess we'll see if it lasts. But he said that he was on his way to Japan which I've just got the first female prime minister. So that's going to be interesting. But yeah, he's got a he's got a fullon Asia tour. He bo the presidential speed at this point with all of his tours, but we've got a lot to cover today. So, let's move on. Okay, we also need to talk about what this Manchester United fan is doing. Now, I have been following [laughter] his journey since he made a promise about a year ago. In October 2024, 29-year-old Frank Illis, he posted saying that he wouldn't cut his hair until Man United won five games in a row. Seems pretty simple, right? Well, no. Look at him now. Bro's got the craziest afro. In fact, a lot of people have been following his progress because he's got about 600,000 followers on Instagram for just not cutting his hair. Bo's even getting into crazy situations in person for this cuz another Man United fan got banned for aggressively pulling his hair after one of the games. way too easy. I'll do what I want. >> But everyone is now holding their breath because after a full year, he might have to shave his hair soon. Man United have won their third game in a row for the for the first time in a long time. So if their next two games they win, this is an end to an era. And I bet he is. He is waiting. He had to do the whole summer in this fro. And maybe maybe I pick up where he leaves off. I am not doing X until we hit a million subscribers. Alex, got any suggestion? Actually, no. Alex, I don't trust your ass. Maybe a petition. Oh, but I don't trust you guys either. You going to do something horrendous? No. Cut all of that. Moving on. >> Cast it into the fire. Destroy it. >> No. >> Okay, now I know I say this a lot, but this time is for real. This next story is one of the craziest things I have read in a minute. UK authorities are getting absolutely roasted deservedly online right now for this embarrassing situation. A man named Hadouch Kbat, an immigrant, was recently arrested and convicted for assaulting a 14-year-old girl and a woman in Eping, Essex while staying at a hotel. But here's the thing. Bo was just 1 month into a 12-month sentence when he was mistakenly released from prison. And if you're wondering why they're releasing, basically, there's a situation in the UK where the prisons are so full that they have to release certain people. They try and make sure that it's the people who are like not a danger to the community, but then this kind of stuff happens. But when I was first reading this, firstly, I was a bit like 12 months seems like a very short sentence for what he's been convicted of. But secondly, what's even crazier is that instead of, you know, him seeing that this is his chance to escape and never come back, it went very differently. Hadouch reportedly hung around the area for hours confused like why have I been released? Oh, you know is bad when even the prisoners are like maybe I shouldn't be released. And he even went back. This is genuinely shocking. He went back to the prison four or five times, reports state, um on his own accord, but he was turned away. He was even given a£76 discharge grant. Go and get YOURSELF SOME FOOD. GET out of here. Scram. And then in the days that preceded that, Hadouch kind of just wandered around the town aimlessly. He took a few trains. He ran a few errands. Uh and then by the time police realized that they messed up, they launched this genuinely, I would say, the worst manhunt in history. This is wild. Bro wasn't even trying to not get caught, yet they still couldn't find him. They had to release CCTV footage of Hadouch in a library. Bro, it was in a library of all places. and they were asking for the public's help. In fact, he was spotted like several times on CCTV every couple of hours. Um, still in his prisoner tracksuit. Bo was asking to be caught. Eventually, a whole 2 days later, they found him, they rearrested him, and they took him back to prison. I bet he was just like, I was trying to tell you guys this whole time. Karma finally commented on the situation, saying that we must make sure this doesn't happen again. understatement of the century. We have ordered an investigation to establish what went wrong. I think there's a lot of reasons. And then just to top all of this off, prisoners getting mistakenly released. As I mentioned in the beginning, it's not even like that rare of a thing. This isn't unprecedented. According to government figures, 262 prisoners were released in error in England between March 2024 and March 2025. 262 in one year in error. I would love to know what is it that makes them release some someone in error. Like how do you mistakenly release someone if you got their files? Yeah, you should not. You should. I told you it's not just America that doesn't feel like a real place anymore. It's the UK. And as you'll see throughout this this whole video, it's the entire world. Moving on. Also, what the hell is going on in Disney World in Florida? Three people have died in 10 days. This is supposed to be a magical blend for the whole family. Now, we don't know the exact reasons for all of these deaths so far, but here's what we do know. The first was only a 31-year-old woman who took her own life at the Contemporary Hotel in the resort on the 14th of October. The second was a man in his 60s who died from pre-existing medical conditions, and that was at the Fort Wilderness Camping Ground. And then most recently on October the 23rd, there was another man. And the investigation on this one is still pending. So we don't know exactly what happened. Some sources say that he either fell or jumped from a balcony, but of course that is not confirmed. That's just what we're hearing currently. And so while luckily it's, you know, these three deaths so close to each other aren't from, you know, rides or anything like that, which I think a lot of people interpreted with the headlines, it's still pretty crazy that there was this many in such a short period of time. Because keep in mind, they have about 50 million visitors every single year. And they had that since what, like 1971. So that's billions upon billions of visitors. And they've had only 68 deaths in total out of billions. And then they get three in 10 days. That's pretty crazy. Anyway, let's hope the deaths stop here from now, but I'll keep you guys updated as we know more. Moving on. Also over the weekend, Arnold Swatzeneer. He is going viral online right now for his appearance on CNN. Now, this happened when the host Jake Tapper, he suggested that Republicans are guilty of extreme gerrymandering. Uh, and that's it's a solely a Republican issue. Now, this is basically a political tactic where voting district boundaries are drawn in a way that unfairly benefits one party over the other. But instead of just dogpiling on one side or the other, Arnold, he flipped it. >> No, Jake. Uh there has been gerrymandering going on for 200 years. Crazy gerrymandering going on all over the country and we wanted to try to stop it in California and we did stop it in California and we went around the country. So I think this whole thing about fingerpointing and said they did it so therefore we should doing it. That's not really the way to go. The one party should outperform the other party. It should be performance. And you know, besides the specific claim that he is making, the reason why this went so viral is that it provided this very rare nowadays political take that wasn't just on one side or the other. It was the ability to criticize both sides despite being in politics himself. He obviously the governor of California and people in the comments were praising him for being able to criticize both sides of the political spectrum even though he announced that he was voting for Carmela last year. But what do you guys think? I think it's interesting that, you know, someone has gone viral purely for being able to be somewhat impartial on the subject. And maybe that's what a lot of us want nowadays. Just a bit more you too. [laughter] But of course, those are the voices that don't often rise to the top online because, you know, we're not going to go down that rabbit hole. But of course, let me know what you guys' thoughts are in the comments. Moving on. Also, and this is very strange cuz I posted this on my uh Tik Tok and Instagram, and it was met with a lot of sadness, which you wouldn't think because it's catching criminals. Yesterday, French police detained two people in connection with the heist in Paris. But here's the thing, they only have 96 hours to hold them before they have to release them. And there's already been about 24 hours. The reports say that they arrested these two guys at an airport. One of them was trying to go to Algeria. The other one was trying to go to Mali. And they only found them because they got one of the guys DNA at this scene of the robbery. I believe they left like a glove, a hi's jacket and a couple other things. And that led to the identification of one of the suspects and then they found the other one while there. We don't have a lot of the the the minute details and actually French media and French authorities were pissed that this leaked. They were like, "God damn it." But it also makes it interesting because how do they have the DNA of the first guy? Does that mean he's been arrested before? What is it? But again, they are only suspects. So, we don't even know if these are the guys, and they might have to release them by the time you're watching this. Who knows? They might be free. Go head over to Algeria and Mali. And also, remember, there was four men. They only got two. So, I'll make sure to keep you guys updated on that one. But for now, moving on again. Oh my gosh. I never thought we'd be covering dating news. You know, back to News Daddy tabloids. But this one is a little bit different because it's a former prime minister and an astronaut. very big names in the world. It is official. Astronaut Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are dating. There's been rumors for a while, but now they they were pictured in public. They It's very open now. They were seen proudly holding hands after celebrating Katie Perry's birthday. And the reactions online have been fairly hilarious because a lot of people are pointing out how does someone like, you know, Katy Perry meet and connect with a prime minister, a world leader. You know, who who DM'd who first? That's what everyone's saying. How does this happen? Anyway, there's your uh weekly dose of News Daddy tabloids. Moving on. And then for our final story before we do some housekeeping, yes, I know there's a lot of questions. Something very scary could be about to happen in the Caribbean. Experts are now warning that they expect a category 5 hurricane, the the highest of the high level that you can get. Hurricane Melissa, they always give it the most peaceful, calm names to hit Jamaica on Tuesday. And they say that this will probably be the strongest storm to ever hit the region. They expect winds up to 160 mph. That is hard to even fathom. The US National Hurricane Center warned of extensive infrastructure damage, long durations of power cuts, communication outages, isolation of communities. I mean, the list will go on. Jamaica is under a severe hurricane warning. They're evacuating certain areas. And honestly, they are bracing for impact. So, by the time you're watching this, hopefully I can give you a more sooner update on if it hits as a category 5. But wish them luck and for now, moving on. Okay, so for some personal housekeeping, as you can see, I am not at the Empire's capital. I'm in Las Vegas yet again for a very good reason. Now, as I mentioned on Friday's video, I was planning to release for you guys, a very big surprise, a big video that we have been working on for weeks, but yeah, there was some complications and we had to postpone it a couple of days. So, promises made, promises broken. [snorts] The new, [laughter] but I promise you again, you will get this video this week. Um, and it is something to do with Vegas. That's your hint. Anyway, as the Supreme Leader, I don't accept fault or apologize. So, I do accept your guys apology for misunderstanding and mishering my promises to you. And as we speak, I will be heading on the plane back to the motherland, the Empire's capital. So, what you need to know, very big surprise for you this week. Anyway, I think that's a wrap. I'm very happy to be able to get you a video under very excruciating time pressured circumstances. So, subscribe to the channel for that and I will see you on Wednesday.