How Many Celebrities Will Diddy Expose?!

I don't think you guys realize what a wild week we have just had a man is 7 days away from becoming the first person ever to run the entire length of Africa what we are now finding out about the bridge collapse in Baltimore is wild the mystery behind all of those women just randomly being punched in the face might be over the FBI are now expanding their investigation into Diddy and Alex the editor and new father is back so be prepared to watch the best video probably of your life all of that and more Celestia kraak wo it's good to be back and I will address last week's video with the editing and [ __ ] but I will do that at the end because let's move on quickly how about we kick this episode off with some idiots because what you are seeing is footage Post online of a huge crowd all shining powerful laser pointers at a plane flying over a festival in Mexico I mean come on if flights in 2024 didn't have enough problems I don't think we need this now if you didn't know somehow shining a laser pointer at a plane is highly illegal and even just one laser is enough to temporarily blind a pilot let alone hundreds like this I mean people who have been caught doing this in the past have been hit with Hefty finds and have even been Tracked Down by the FBI so don't get any ideas luckily there were no issues and the plane landed safely no thanks to these people onwards also this week a town in Thailand is being overrun by a massive monkey gang and police are now fighting back we got a freaking monkey War before G now Lop Buy has been dealing with huge amounts of monkeys since about the pandemic they've been stealing food from people and shops vandalizing property and of course damaging vehicles but it has got so bad recently that the police general has now ordered a special unit specifically their job roll only job roll is to combat the monkeys and yes somehow this is a real police vest that this unit is wearing oh what the [ __ ] don't don't put that in not the [ __ ] part and honestly this war is not a joke it's starting to get tactical because the monkeys have now started learning which officers are armed and which are not so police have had to adapt by hiding their faces and their tranquilizers this part is crazy police have even apparently gone on a mission to capture the monkey gang leader named I who has a reputation for being infamously aggressive as of right now the war still rages on so I guess I'll keep you updated moving on okay I have to warn you for this next one if you don't want a new fear unlocked in your life shut your eyeballs now because you may never be able to swim in peace again this week an 8-year-old girl died in a Hilton hotel hotel after she was sucked into this pipe while swimming in the pool Reports say that the girl went missing around 6:00 p.m. and when search rescue teams arve they began searching outside and in various different rooms but after they started reviewing security footage they discovered that she had disappeared underwater they then decided to drain the pool and a small remote camera was attached to a pole and sent nearly 20 ft inside the pipe before they made the grome discovery but because she was so deep inside the effort to retrieve her body took a staggering 1 18 hours and what's crazy is that this pipe is only about 1T in diameter so I mean you can only imagine the force that it took to suck a person inside and 20 ft back now how this seems to have happened is that this pool is actually a lazy river so this pipe that Alex is highlighting now for you is supposed to be pushing water out to create that current but the head of the rescue team said that right beside that pipe that she got sucked into there's another pipe with a grate on it that's the one that's supposed to be sucking water in hence the great but if the pump was wired wrong during the recent maintenance the two pipes could have swapped rolls the girl's parents are now suing Hilton for $1 million and I'm not going to lie when I first read uh $1 million I thought damn you you could have gone higher than that anyway let's move on and youve probably seen by now but this week women all over New York were being randomly punched in the face by complete strangers while they were walking down the street minding their own godamn business and when more and more girls started posting with very similar accounts it started freaking people out in just 24 hours eight women all with similar stories post on Tik Tok saying that they were minding their own business as I just mentioned walking down the street in broad daylight when a man sucker punched them in the face then this is when Alex plays all of the videos a man came up and punched me in the face I just got punched in the face I was assaulted in New York City he hit me square in the arm cuz I think he was trying to hit me in the face I I have fallen victim I was punched in the head I literally just got punched by some man on the sidewalk and what's crazy is that after they posted they said that a load of people reached out to them saying the exact same thing happened to them too they just never spoke about it publicly which I mean begs the question how many women are being punched in the face in New York very strange this obviously sent the internet into a frenzy speculating around the mystery of Who the hell's doing this is it one person many people but then on Wednesday we had at least some of our questions answer sorry that was just you actually Alex oh yes you said that you would you would like to sleep in they tweeted saying that they arrested a man in connection with these random assaults on women but then this is where things get weird because the man that they arrested is a failed politician named skuki stora it's Mei Marcus GRE now he was charged with assault on just one of the girls Haley but the NYPD said that he has been arrested three times in the past 6 months all for similar incidences and he has an extensive criminal record I mean why the hell is he being let back on the streets then and it gets crazier because the entire time this man is being pretty much snitching on himself because if you go into just some of his about 10 Tik Tok accounts which I think by the time recording this video they've all been taken down you'll find that not only did he unsuccessfully run for mayor of New York governor and city council but he has countless videos of him walking around and harassing women on the street sometimes he'll approach you and say slow down what are you in a rush for just slow down you almost walked through me other times he'll comment on what they're wearing and how their hair is styled and sometimes he'll just record them without saying a word oh and sometimes he'll just punch them in the face but I don't think he records that part now as for why he's attacking random people your guess is probably as good as mine mental illness breathing whatever the hell's in the New York air or maybe his victims were Democrat voters and I say this because in a bunch of of his videos he makes it very clear to all of the strangers that he approaches and harasses that he hates Democrats [ __ ] the Democrats the devil they daddy I'm great I'm marus go great great grand someone I'm SC I'm running for city council yeah you're Democrat you try to push me walking down the street like y white I think y special I'm Marcus gy grandson yo walk down 14th Street jion Square anywhere in 14th Street and I promise you that these people going to bump you bump you through if you looking for a fight that's the perfect location these people they they want sauce now fortunately for the people of New York it seems that the third time is the charm because it's being reported that he is finally being booked into a jail and is scheduled to appear before a judge on April the 3rd moving moving the [ __ ] on thought it'd be a relevant transition don't know if Alex made that look cool or not um but moving on Prime break and also by the way I let me just address what an effort I made for you guys today I even put on pants which is actually quite rare because sometimes I'm recording in here and you don't even know in some some real dodgy [ __ ] and I just had a fresh trim fresh trim just for you guys I couldn't couldn't look like [ __ ] after Lo last week's video I've got some making up to do anyway let's jump into some of the Heavy Hitters for this week because if World War III kicks off it's a really bad time if it happens now because we are now learning that four military ships which are on call for US military operations are stranded inside the Baltimore Harbor and two of them are not only the most capable military cargo ships in the US inventory but are also some of the fastest cargo vessels of their General size anywhere in the world so uh maybe we just chill out until we get that situation cleared up please politicians we also found out just in the last couple of days that all of the crew on the Daly which is still pinned down by the bridge are still on board the crew consists of 21 Sailors 20 of which [ __ ] God damn what happened there 20 of whom are from India and they are all said to be in good shape and good health unlike me for some reason now authorities say that they have no idea when they are getting them off the vessel but unless safety concerns change the crew will most likely disembark when the boat is moved or taken out of the water so they could be waiting there a while we also now know that there are about 764 tons of hazardous materials and they may or may not be leaking and they also may or may not be the source of the sheen that you can see on the surface of the water near the crash site but what we do know is that 14 of the 56 containers of hazardous material are damaged so make up your own mind on that one and if you are curious on how the hell long is it's going to take to clear it up well a professor of civil engineering at John Hopkins University said that we're looking at weeks or months but not a year now this is not good news at all because this bridge was not only a critical link for trucks and vehicles connecting Washington Baltimore Philadelphia and New York but it was also the busiest in the US for car shipments handling more than 750,000 vehicles in 2023 and it is one of the busiest ports on the US's Eastern Seaboard for cargo ships and all of that at least for now is ground to a halt but let's move on okay now let's discuss one of the juiciest pieces of what the [ __ ] that happened this week because the internet is now comparing P didy to Jeffrey Epstein and honestly if you hear just some of the allegations made in the lawsuits that are against him right now and how many celebrities are potentially implicated you'd quickly realize that Netflix is about to have a season 2 Banger so let me break this down for you real good sh had really started kicking off in the past 5 months because just in that time four women have filed lawsuits against Diddy accusing him of sexual assault including his longtime girlfriend singer Cassie contexts they were on and off for about 10 years but also in the last month a $30 million lawsuit was filed by music producer Rodney Jones AKA Lil Rod I think accusing Diddy and this is where [ __ ] gets crazy of being a criminal Enterprise that could qualify as a widespread and dangerous criminal sex trafficking organization and you know shit's real when they hit you with you're an organization for this [ __ ] following several people including Cassie came forward with information that allowed agents to establish a probable cause allowing a judge to Grant a search warrant and you know they're not granting [ __ ] for no reason now concerned that Diddy May potentially destroy evidence three of his homes were quickly raided at the same time two of his sons were briefly detained and a number of electronics like hard drives cell phones and laptops all were seized and then after all of this went down we found out today that this investigation is expanding not only did we see that the HSI was involved in the rates which if anyone doesn't know they specialize in transactional crime including human trafficking and smuggling according to their official website but prosecutors are now also dishing out subpoenas left right and Center to cell phone companies computer companies Diddy's Charter Jets music artists major Label records CEOs and Executives commercial airline companies which would force any of these entities or people issued with one of these subpoenas to produce documents information or testimonies as part of this case so so his inner circle is being squeezed hard right now now Diddy disappeared for days after his homes were raided but he was finally just spotted today and bro was playing top golf with his daughters now I very much doubt that that was actually a coincidence you know his PR team is probably working overtime right now to make him look like he's innocent he's not bothered all of this I'm so chill I can play golf while this is all happening because I'm so innocent but while Diddy was disappeared the internet was hella busy everyone started dragging up old videos of what celebr have accused Diddy of doing in the past so let me just spitball some of these fields Usher said that when he was 13 he lived with him for a year and in that time he witnessed what he described as some curious things and when he was asked if he would send his own child to live with Diddy he emphatically responded Hell No in multiple old videos Kanye claims that to stay out of jail for the crimes they committed rappers like Diddy and Meek Mill made deals with federal agents to collect blackmail and other celebrities politicians athletes British royalty at all all of the freakout parties that he hosted at his mansions and to be fair what Kanye said kind of links up with what Rodney Jones said in his lawsuit he claimed that Diddy has hundreds of hidden cameras in every room and that his business is centered around sexual blackmail sounds uh sounds kind of familiar the lawsuit also claims that Diddy possesses compromising footage of every person that attended his freak off parties and that is a freaking long list now I don't know about every single person going to his parties being guilty of something I'd take that with a grain of salt uh because you know people like Prince Harry went there I'm not saying that I just they're probably not not every single person the complaint argues that upand cominging Talent were promised opportunities and access to music Executives but when they went they were supplied with drugs alcohol and potentially underage women and prostitutes and they were filmed and some of them were blackmailed the lawsuits also claim that these parties were actually funded by really high up music Executives like the universal CEO Lucian gra and honestly the more that you read of this lawsuit the layers just keep on going deeper and deeper and deeper so I'll spare you the extra layers to be fair those extra layers could be seen soon because 50 Cent who has been a longtime critic of Diddy posted on X saying that he will fund a docu series on all of the allegations against him Netflix you got competition now honestly if Homeland Security actually did find any of this alleged footage Not only would Diddy be going to prison for a very long time but this would blow the whole Jeffrey Epstein thing out of the water and it begs the question how many people would Diddy be dragging down with him that's all of course if he is actually guilty and he has done any of this stuff because right now innocent until proven guilty he is an innocent man and of the moral of the story is don't go to any celebrity parties onward to our last story now I wanted to end today's video with a positive one because honestly way more people need to know about this story this man is about to become the first person ever to run with his two legs the entire length of Africa and after running every single day for the last 342 my man has only got seven left to go Russ Cook from the UK st's 9,000 M trip from the tip of South Africa and will finish at the edge of Tunisia and honestly Russ gives Dave Goggins a bloody run for his money for hardest man alive because not only has he decided to run roughly two marathons a day through some of the hottest countries on the planet while being Ginger but on his travels he's been kidnapped and driven 7 km into the jungle and he was very lucky to make it out alive he and his video team were robbed at gunpoint he's had to Wade Through Rivers hike over Mountains run at night through the Sahara he's got caught in multiple sandstorms and even even when he was peeing blood he continued running when he had food poisoning he continued running when he had the shits and needed to vomit he stopped did his thing and then continued running I mean the only thing that almost stopped this man was when he couldn't get his visa to run through Algeria but he turned to his followers for help they gathered together and managed to get the attention of the Algerian Embassy in the United Kingdom who then personally reached out to him on X and granted him a courtesy Visa on this spot I mean even Elon Musk got involved in this so far he's raised over £350,000 for charity and he has a massive party planned when he finally reaches the finish line and if it's taken you 342 days to find out that there is a man running the entire length of Africa you now only have 7 days left to watch History be made and with that story of sheer human Brilliance I bid thee farewell actually no cuz um I said I would talk about what happened last week because I like to clear the air actually I genuinely don't know what happened to the end of that video Asking their viewers which of course are children right on the bottom of your foot take a picture and post it online with the # Sam and Cat Saturday who approved I actually edited the entire thing pretty well and I'm telling you there was about 3 minutes left of footage when I downloaded the video and somehow how for some weird reason when I uploaded it to YouTube it just cut 3 minutes off the [ __ ] video so I posted this video like God damn it I freaking did made this whole video brilliantly I can't wait for people to watch it and then the comments started flooding in you know what actually I'm just going to start calling some people out because some of these comments disgusting and disgraceful I cut a movie premiere one day early to get back to edit this video and this is the [ __ ] that I receive top comment with 127 of you liking it bro didn't even get to finish his sentence before the video ended Skull emoji leave it to news Daddy to traumatize us all that was not my intention news daddy editing showing at the end not my fault YouTube's fault the ending skull emoji what him thinking to himself I can't remember how he does the end so I'll just leave it like this no one will notice that was funny but [ __ ] the pink line that was actually Ed that's a whole series of very unfortunate events hey if anyone talks about the pink line that was Alex's fault because I couldn't change it he's the one that left it in the middle we need Alex back what is this editing Alex come back this is so ass how dare you editing failed the editing was trash what bad editing wow you know what that's it well now you got Alex back are you happy did you enjoy the video that you just watched I bet his editing was extra I bet he put extra effort into this video because he thought you know let's really give the people a show and say I'm back guys [ __ ] hate you Alex but I also love you cuz I bet it was a good video too now with that I bid the can't even yeah edit edit that Alex can you make me speak better too huh I bet you can't do that so yeah he's not a miracle worker guys he's just a regular father but I do want to say congratulations to Alex uh I love the fact that you're an Our Father editing my videos just gives this whole thing a more mature Vibe you know my eye thank you all for still watching last week's video it meant a lot to me and I love you I will see you in the next one but until then bow