what a wild week we have just had one of the most disturbing documentaries released exposing these sick things that happen in Hollywood the only person on Earth that had the neuralink brain chip just recorded his first ever demonstration and he said that he's run into some issues and my editor's wife is having a baby as we speak so halfway through this video the editing turns real [ __ ] just know that I took over all of that and more so let's get cracking okay let's Ki this week's recap off with a bit of a curveball because I didn't expect this either June 2 released and and people love it okay but the problem is is that they released a popcorn bucket that some people love so much more I mean I don't know what to tell you apart from uh people are not using this bucket for popcorn I don't know how Humanity got here but we're here now in fact turns out that these buckets are so compelling if that's the word you want to use that they sold out everywhere leading them to start reselling for hundreds of dollars with some even labeling them as damaged or used and comes without lotion honestly I had to take an internet detox after researching this I feel stained moving on Happily okay warning I'm just going to crack out all of the whacky [ __ ] that's happened this week first just get out the way so prepare yourself this woman bit a man's thumb off after she delivered his pizza to the wrong address Steven Jenkins oh my God from the UK ordered a pizza from deliver to his home but Jennifer Rosa from Brazil arrived to the wrong address further down his street when Steven went out to go and collect his food he forgot to bring his phone because of that an argument erupted regarding the delivery code that he was supposed to produce one thing led to another and he raised his hand to Jennifer's motorcycle helmet and she bit his thumb off I mean I don't really understand the mechanics of like why his hand was there to get the opportunity to divide it but I'm just reading what it's telling me he started shaking her helmet to try and get her off but by the time he did his thumb was severed clean off I mean I don't know how powerful your bite has to be to Crunch through bone but even getting a chicken bone it's it's pretty tough he was quickly rushed to hospital where he underwent an 11-hour operation which saw a pot of his big toe surgically sewn onto the stump of his missing thumb and the worst part about all of this is that because he's a plumber he's been left permanently disabled and he can't work and on top of this he can't sue deliveroo because she wasn't an employee and was using her friend's account as a substitute driver that's a whole series of very unfortunate events this week in court Jennifer pled guilty to Grievious bodily harm without intent moving on okay we are now at the point where Alex is officially having his baby and he's just just sent me over all of this so from this point forth I will be taking over the editing now I want to make one thing very clear right now I do know how to edit my videos okay Alex is only a recent addition to the team I've been carrying this before him but I don't really know how to edit on Final Cut so enjoy the video it'll only be one week and if I see one [ __ ] comment oh my God this one is hilarious cuz we also found out this that despite almost every Western brand pulling out of Russia a Creator named Tom posted a video showing that you can still pretty much buy all of them at reseller stores Russians now just buy their Nike products at NSP their iPhones Macs and even Vision pros at restore their Lego at Cube World which actually fun fact existed before the war McDonald's got rebranded to just the letter M and still uses as you can see the same machinery and Tom says it's still just as popular KFC was turned into roow sticks people now buy their timeland boots at boot wood their Starbucks coffee at stars coffee their Pandora at pan club and their Zoro clothing in the same exact store it's just now called MOG and if you're wondering how the hell is this possible well it's not that these brands are just not listening to sanctions and still selling Hush Hush sneaky little iPhones it's actually that retailers in Russia that no longer have the consent by the copyright holder to sell their products or by passing these sanctions by using what's called parallel IM Imports now this consists of purchasing large quantities of these Brands products from small foreign companies in countries next to Russia and then just importing them on in and if you're wondering if these massive Brands know that they're still indirectly selling to Russia large orders from small tiny little companies that happen to be right next to Russia doesn't seem sus at all I'm sure they don't know a thing moving on okay this is some news I'm not going to lie I've been waiting since 2021 to talk about and three years later I'm here and I'm finally able to talk about the moment because it's arrived the first person on Earth to have the neuralink chip inserted in their brain has just showed off whether or not it is working as advertised I mean if that doesn't drop your jaw to your ankles to hear then you must not know what neuralink really is I mean just the process alone of this getting into your brain is scary enough they literally have to cut a little SE of your skull and remove it and then you have to put your trust into a 7t robot which carries out the procedure instead of a human the reason for this is because the 64 threads that they push into your brain are 114th the size of a human hair that's hard to even comprehend One Hair 114th crazy and that makes them far too small for a human to maneuver because if they're off by even the tiniest margin you could very easily hit a blood vessel in your brain and you could do some real goddamn damage but if you make it through the first stage you will now have the possibility to directly connect to the devices that we use all day like your cell phone laptop TV and perhaps one day even gaming consoles and the metaverse all without even touching them I mean in a conversation and you want to quickly Google something no need to whip out your phone and use the Old Stone Age thumbs you now just do it instantly with your brain and on Joe Rogan Elon even said that one day you'll be able to connect your chips to another person's chip and speak to them telepathically oh my God however before all of that you know neuralink has said that they first intend on aiming to cure conditions like obesity autism depression schizophrenia and even allow paralyzed individuals to walk again this is literally the start of changing Humanity as a species and turning them in some other direction we don't even know now the the actual surgery happened last month and there were no details about who the person was and whether or not the device is actually working as advertised but this week we got most of our questions answered when the only person on Earth to have this finally spoke to the world I mean we don't realize it yet but I genuinely believe that we're going to look back on this moment just like similar to the first time a man walked on the Moon I mean we all remember the name Neil Armstrong but will you remember the name of the world's first cyborg Noland arba I'm actually not sure if that's how you pronounce it imagine that all of that buildup and I I can't pronounce his name right the 29-year-old who is paralyzed from the shoulders down after a freak diving accident is now telekinetic meaning that everything he now does on his Apple Macintosh is controlled by his mind as you can see he demonstrates playing chess saying before this I had to use a mouse stick but now if you see the cursor moving around the screen that's all me he said the first day that they let him use it by himself he stayed up all night playing civilization 6 which would have been impossible for him before now here's where things get interesting because he did want to let people know that it's not perfect and he has run into some issues although he didn't which I really wanted him to go into the specifications of what those issues were because if it was an unskippable 30-second ad I need to know now so I can plan the riots also one thing which I thought would have been a bigger issue highlighted was that you actually have to charge this thing I didn't even think about that just imagine charging your head night but for anyone that is still at this point watching and thinking you know what I would consider doing human trials his advice is that there's nothing to be scared of and he's had no cognitive impairments and it has already changed his life and he believes it will soon change the world it's crazy that this day is actually come so with all of that being heard the question I have for you is will you at some point get this chip or not moving on of you thought that story was wild I've actually actually saved the most insane news for last this week Hollywood was rocked by a bombshell new documentary called quiet on set which uncovers the shocking behavior of writers producers and staff on children's Nickelodeon TV shows and honestly this gets dark now while a whole bunch of genuinely shocking claims were made that you could talk about for hours one name in particular was continuously dropped by people now speaking out and that name is Dan Schneider he was the producer for some of Nickelodeon's biggest TV shows in the '90s and 2000s like R Carly Drake and Josh The Amanda Show and the list goes on I mean if you're older than about you 23 you've probably watched some of the stuff that this man has made I actually didn't so a lot of these scenes that I'm about to show you I saw for the first time this week and uh I genuinely feel sorry for the people who grew up watching this because what you're going to see probably will ruin your childhood anyway for years Dan has been accused of being a creep to put it lightly but in this documentary they came with receipts former co-workers accused him of years and years of abuse inappropriate behavior on set like asking for massages and even writing wildly suggestive jokes into the shows that children would then later have to act out one thing for example was that people who worked with him said that he had a massive foot fetish and when you hear that before watching some of these scenes you see it with a whole different perspective have you ever said something like a sentence and thought to yourself wow like I bet nobody else on Earth has ever said those exact words that I just said oh man my uula got stuck between that hamster's Toes that could never happen cuz your uula is that swingy thing in the back of your throat right here I'm soaking wet cuz the ocean is even more wet than even the wetest person in the world have you ever tried to get your whole big toe in your mouth check this [Music] out sometimes I wonder if you can get juice from a potato M I'm thirsty yeah pretty messed up one of the shows Sam and Cat even put out a tweet in 2013 asking their viewers which of course are children right on the bottom of your foot take a picture and post it online with the # Sam and Cat today who approved