We Just Watched The END of Joe Biden’s Presidency

this week a man is sailing across the Pacific Ocean completely alone what looks like a freaking portal to hell has just opened up on a football field in America it has now been 11 days since J Slater went missing and new details change everything men are now raw dogging it on flights and I don't want to see one comment about this video getting late or I'm going have to get out the whip all of that and so much more so let's get crack okay before we even start talking about what has been happening over the past few days everyone today is Alex the editor's birthday of course I did not give him a day off because whippings malnutrition and slave labor is Rife in the news daddy Empire but the next best thing I can do for him is to tell everyone to wish Alex the happiest of birthdays in the comments because honestly Alex these videos would be terrible without you uh and I'm not just saying that we all remember the one that I tried to do by myself it was a disaster Alex we love you never leave us and please don't die of old age let's get started now I want to kick today off with what just happened in Illinois seemingly out of nowhere yesterday morning a massive sinkhole opened up in the middle of this football field in Alton it completely swallowed up a number of bleachers and this huge flood light huh I feel like there's a really good opportunity for like a good pun here a real groundbreaking event a hole in one stop it get some help luckily no one was on the pitch at the time that this happened otherwise this would be a very different news stories and I wouldn't be trying to make puns and although yes it looks like some freaking sign of the Apocalypse it is not apparently it was just caused by an underground mind that experienced a surface [Applause] subsidence Gotham this is the instrument of your liberation it's so just very casual imagine if there were people there fortunately no one in the mine was injured either insane moving on okay we've got to talk about this because last night we had the most anticipated political event in years this was like the Super Bowl or the World Cup final for people in Washington the Trump versus Biden presidential debates that time of year where the country gets to see what their future president stands for or how sharp they are but what we watched last night May have just been the end of Joe Biden's presidency and there is a lot of panic right now as to what happens next you see in this year's debate CNN did everything they could to make it easier for both candidates they let them know the questions that they were going to be asked over a week in advance they didn't allow an audience and they even had special microphones that would cut out if you tried to interrupt the speaker but despite all of this Republican Democrat independent or anyone just with eyes all seems to agree on one thing right now that debate was not good for Joe Biden and it's not even that Trump had the best performance he was on record lying multiple times but at least he was coherent Joe Biden on the other hand to put it lightly was stumbling rambled he was unclear and often just stared blankly into the distance now everyone expected Trump supporters to capitalize on Joe Biden's mistakes and make them memes and troll him even staunch Biden supporters are Shell Shocked right now when CNN who are famously left leaning discussed it they said in the Democratic party right now there is a deep wide and very aggressive Panic former Democratic special adviser to Obama said that was painful uh I love Joe Biden I work for Joe Biden um he didn't do well at all uh but he had a test to meet tonight uh to restore confidence uh of the country and of the base and he failed to do that former Democratic senator on mbnc said now the hard and heartbreaking part how did we get here I'm not the only one who heart is breaking right now I don't know if things can be done to fix this and even the vice president Camila Harris said it was a slow start that's obvious to everyone I'm not even going to debate that point then the elephant of the room was addressed Von Jones then went on to suggest that Biden should step aside and let the Democratic party have a different nominee for president and I think there's a lot of people who are going to want to see him consider um taking a different course now uh we're still far from our convention and there is time for this party to figure out a different way forward if he will allow us to do that that is massive and it's a cold that you are seeing more and more now the press as you can see by how they surrounded California's governor after the debate anticipated this too however when they asked him Gavin Newsome said that he would not be replacing Joe Biden in November are you going to be the next Democratic Nomine no we are we our nominee is Joe Biden I'm looking forward to voting for him in November uh he's going to be our Nom and regardless of whether he would or he wouldn't step up to try and replace Biden now it would be very difficult potentially even impossible because under current Democratic party rules if he Joe Biden doesn't choose to step down himself it essentially won't happen so it's kind of all on Joe Biden so I guess the question to ask you guys is can Biden restore voters faith in the next debate and serve four more years or should Biden just step down for someone else woo and with that being said let's move on British teenager Jay Slater has now been missing for 11 days and none of this is making any sense now if you aren't familiar to the background on this a 19-year-old boy disappeared on the Spanish island of tenor Reef after attending a music festival with his friends his family said that he got into a call with two men he met that night and he ended up at their Airbnb near a national park 40-minute driveway shortly before 9:00 a.m. the next morning he called his friend Lucy and said that he was trying to make the 10hour walk home back to their accommodation but that he was thirsty and his phone was about to die he managed to drop a pin showing his location right before the call cut and he has not been heard of since and in the first couple of days everyone kind of thought okay he'll be found surely within a week but 11 days have passed and so many new details have come out that make this situation very strange for starters the island of tenor is relatively small and so experts are now saying that if he had collapsed trying to walk back to his accommodation which was the initial leading theory at least one of their drones their helicopters their sniffer dogs or the dozens of on the ground officers surely would have spotted him by now because their leading theory wasn't putting anything outse investigators have now shifted their focus to Jay's trouble with the law back in the UK to see if that could provide any new leads and trouble with the law in the past would be putting it lightly for example in 2017 Jay and a group of his friends who were only aged 13 at the time were attacked by three Asian men who were said to have decided to take vigilante action in response to out ofcontrol youth in the area coincidentally in that attack there were initial fears that the men took Jay because his friends couldn't find him only later did it turn out that he was actually just hiding under a car don't think this is the case in 2024 more recently Jay and his seven friends narrowly escaped jail time after they brutally attacked the then 17-year-old Tom Hilton with a golf club a machete and an axe I'm not going to go into detail but they split his skull the victim Tom Hilton also appeared in the news last year after he was jailed for breaking into a property stealing a car and taking police on a 70 mph Chase through the streets of Lancashire uh it and it gets crazier in that court trial it was also revealed that two of Jay's friends were working as Runners for a large scale drugs conspiracy that used kids to flood the city of Arrington with heroin and crack so uh I think it's safe to assume that he certainly not mixing with the right crowds and a lot of bad [ __ ] seems to be happening as a result does this have anything to do with his current situation cannot even speculate on that anyway the two men that Jay went back with the night before he went missing were described as British in their 30s and 40s and they both returned back to the UK early despite their Airbnb booked for 7 days now they have been questioned by local police but so far nothing has really come from that lead which is strange because you would think that um you know they would have a lot of information to tell to make matters even more confusing eyewitnesses say that they saw Jay the morning he went missing walking at a fast pace in the opposite direction of where his accommodation was located despite the bus only costing € the mayor of tenor ree then threw yet another troubling detail into the mix because he said that several locals reported seeing Jay safely watching the Euros at a bar now if true slightly disturbing but police have not confirmed any of those citings yet so again we don't really know and because of just not really knowing anything as with cases like this that make no sense social media have lit up with speculation rumors like him staging his own disappearance to escape drug debt or that his family and friends are somehow involved in all of this and it gets so much worse and I can tell you covering multiple cases like this in the past authorities always say that speculation like this negatively impacts the case and often our very harmful to the missing person's loved on so I do not condone any of the speculation either way as of right now the search for J continues so I will keep you guys updated okay now if you thought that one was crazy let me introduce you to the man that has decided to sail across the Pacific Ocean do you know how big the Pacific Ocean is uh completely alone and he's headed here to French Polynesia one of the most isolated islands in the world you see about a month ago Luke decided to quit his job as a Middle School music teacher and sail from Baja Mexico to nukik nukuhiva so he saved up a bit of money stocked up on a bunch of food and of course prepared to bloody fish however issues immediately arrived on day two the wind disappeared for 4 days leaving him to drift right back to where he started each day yes he's relying on the wind for the entire Journey kind of terrifying oh and to make matters worse Birds kept on [ __ ] [ __ ] on his solar panel so uh it wouldn't charge his batteries ah but he did kind of get revenge a couple of days later when he accidentally caught one of them instead of a fish RP bird shouldn't have [ __ ] on our solar panels on day 16 the problems continued when his starlink fell overboard [Music] leaving him without any internet connection for the rest of the trip at night he has to wake up every 2 to 3 hours to check he's on the right course but I mean with movement like that how do you even sleep at all oh and if a large cruise ship is about to crush him while he's asleep a loud alarm starts and uh it wakes him up and he can quickly change courses his saale ripped on day 19 fantastic on day 20 he said that his mental health really took a hit he said being alone for that long is like years of therapy in one month and it changed his entire perspective on life I mean years of therapy seems kind of like the easier option but now let's talk about him nearly dying because I shouldn't laugh but the closest thing that he's got to sinking was when a massive whale came up and he was heading right towards it now when he told me this cuz I reached out to him asking him all of these details I kind of was hearing that and I was like why is that really matter like are you scared for the whale like you going to hit the whale whale and that's a problem but no apparently if you are on a sailboat and you hit a whale it would sink your boat in about 30 minutes and he said that many boats have been sunk due to hitting whales in the past so you learn something and new anyway he said that he quickly ran to the front of the boat and just started screaming and by sheer luck it moved just in time I mean sinking in the middle of the Pacific Ocean would not be ideal for the following reasons he has this distress signal device right and if he presses it the coast cards will be alerted and he can expect a rescue in 24 hours yeah not ideal uh and for anyone who is the opposite of claustrophobic I'm sure there's a thing just like the fear of vast empty spaces Alex put it there if it is a thing it's a phobia but at one point he decided to abandon his ship for a while just to get a little bit of exercise on his paddle board uh which was an experience he described as incredibly disorientating yeah I mean I don't think any of us will ever experience being that far away from anything or anyone just looking out into the Horizon seeing nothing just think about how quiet that would be too so the question is do you think that sailing the Pacific Ocean alone like this looks exciting and fun or terrifying and lonely let me know but moving on because talking about terrifying this is the prison of the future where criminals would serve their entire sentence in less than 2 minutes it's called cognify and the concept is meant to revolutionize the criminal justice system by using a device to synthetically implant AI generated memories into the prisoner's brain if I hear freaking AI anything anymore I'm about to lose my [ __ ] this concept was created because the criminal justice system currently has one major problem chucking a criminal into a cell as Studies have shown does not reduce the chance of them reoffending once they are released so realistically the only way that we're lowering crime is by keeping these people off the streets but keeping people off the streets is not cheap costing you the taxpayer up to $3 million for just one inmates life sentence so that's why scientist Hashim alili came up with cognify because uh it could be a solution firstly the implant would Target specific parts of the brain responsible for reasoning memory and logical thinking now the intensity and type of memories can be adjusted depending on the crime for example violent Defenders could relive their crime from their victim's perspective feeling actually feeling all of the pain suffering and emotional trauma as if it was real and if it was done to them and you could also make these people experience certain types of memories that trigger empathy remorse and regret which if you didn't know is a very crucial part to the rehabilitation progress process inside the criminal's minds time would also pass differently too 60 seconds for us in the real world could feel like 20 years for them the scientists who created this concept argued by repl replacing long prison sentences with brief intensive Rehabilitation if that's what You' like to call it not only would you avoid the high cost of housing millions of criminals but you'd actually rehabilitate them effectively and you could reintegrate them back into society and they could join the workforce and contribute to the economy etc etc so the question is if this comes in 10 years do you think it would be a better idea for the criminal justice system or do you think the current way just shoving them in a Cell would be better let me know but moving on okay a new trend is really kicking off for the summer and it is driven by men who are now raw dogging on flights okay now firstly raw dogging is not what you think it means at least in this context it started at the end of last year or maybe the beginning of this year when a couple of videos were kicking around but it didn't become a ferocious and widespread Trend until this week so raw dogging flights in a nutshell is when you have no music no screens no movies no books and you just sit there roing dog in that flight staring at the flight map ahead of you and that's it for example this guy said just raw dog a 7-hour flight new personal best no headphones no movie no water nothing incredible the power of my mind knows no bounds you see they said that our attention spans were corn casserole but this is us healing on a global scale now if you are a seasoned professional raw dogger and a 10-hour flight is easy for you now well let me introduce you to the level above raw dogging and it's called bear backing well let me introduce you to the level above raw dogging and it's called bear backing and warning because the following is only for the extremely experienced raw dogger so attempt at your own risk bear backing a flight is not only when you sit there without any movies music books but you also turn off the maps that counts as entertainment you have to be staring at a completely black screw or the chair in front of you your belt must remain fully buckled your seat fully upright you are not allowed to eat you are not allowed to take a sip of water and you're not even allowed to go to the bathroom you just sit there and bear back that entire flight I told you bearb backing a flight could mean your life now before I get anyone killed let's move on okay but before we get to our last story let me get into these seasonal whippings so the last video got 102,000 views uh but only 3 . 4,000 people liked it and 866 people commented Alex put the likers and the commenters in the I love you camp you are the best I I love you but for everyone else put him here this is what happens when you do not like and comment on the video oh and I wasn't going to do this but the abuse is kind of going coming sleeking over onto my Instagram so I need to stop it now Michael sent me this he's three and he he can crack a whip I can crack a whip listen to this Alex do this do the sound effect you hear that that was very loud so Michael this needs to be stopped do not attack me on my Instagram put Michael there Alex tired of this [ __ ] oh and there was there was one person as well cool kid official said I bet you can't whip me before GTA 6 this just has to be stopped I get enough of it in my comments let's get to the last story of the day and that story is kind of weird because I've seen this one escalate from just like little chitter chatter to now let's get fully prepared Finland has become the first country in the world to offer people preemptive bird flu vaccinations as soon as next week now for those who follow me on Tik Tok you would have seen the multiple reports that have done this whole bird flu situation over the years including last year when hardly anyone was paying attention to the whole bird flu thing and the head of the who even quietly warned that we must prepare for a potential human bird flu pandemic now at the time I somewhat assumed that they were just airing on the side of caution given what happened in 2020 but I didn't really think anything would come of it until now at the beginning of this month the EU signed a contract to secure over 40 million doses of preventative Aven flu vaccines for 15 countries and then today we heard that the first shipments are already heading to Finland oh uh and it's not not just the EU because the United States Canada and Britain are also in the process of securing preventative vaccine doses as well I mean as someone is in the news sphere it kind of feels like my responsibility to like add some context and calm things down you know for everyone that hears this and is like oh [ __ ] fear they're preparing for something big so the other side to that would be probably not as of right now there has been no confirmed human-to-human transfers of the virus and that is a very crucial component of a pandemic so the risk of a global pandemic with this right now is extremely low but as you can tell I'm getting to the end of my whip my ropes and I am very very much done for the day I'm lightheaded I'm very hungry and what the hell is in my pocket it's just a receipt I love you I will see you on time on Monday for another dose of what the [ __ ] is going on just going to [Music]