Gordon Ramsay Almost Died!

Jun 17, 2024 · 16:39

📜 History Made in This Video

First Use of Medieval Trebuchet by Israeli Defense Forces
The Israeli Defense Forces are reportedly using a trebuchet, a medieval-age catapult, on the Lebanon border, marking a first in modern military operations.
World's First Bicycle Seat That Moves with Booty Cheeks
The Vabs Rider, a bicycle seat invented by an Australian civil engineer, is the world's first seat designed to move with the rider's buttocks, distributing pressure to reduce pain.
First Time in History of Using Arrows with Directed Energy Weapons
A video shows Israeli forces using arrows with directed energy weapons, marking a first in modern warfare, though the context remains speculative.

AI Summary

Summary of "Gordon Ramsay Almost Died!" YouTube Video

Key Events Covered in the Video:

1. Israeli Defense Forces Using a Trebuchet (Medieval Weapon)

  • The Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) are being recorded using a trebuchet, a medieval-style catapult, along the Lebanon border.
  • This raises concerns about the use of ancient technology in modern warfare.
  • A video shows a soldier launching an arrow over the border — a rare and alarming display of directed energy weapons (though the arrow is not a directed energy weapon, the mention highlights the absurdity of such outdated tools being used).
  • Context is lacking: There's no clear explanation for why the IDF is publicly showing this, or why such a weapon is being used.
  • Speculation suggests Hezbollah may be using dense foliage to hide, prompting the IDF to use fire to clear it — but this remains unverified.

2. Donald Trump Proposing to Eliminate Income Tax via Tariff Increases

  • Trump has proposed a plan called the "All Tariff Policy" to eliminate federal income tax by raising import tariffs.
  • Theoretical feasibility: On paper, increasing tariffs could theoretically replace income tax.
  • Major flaws:
    • Importers pass on tariff costs to consumers via higher prices.
    • A 25% tariff increase on imports (like at Walmart) would raise prices of everyday goods — food, clothing, electronics, vehicles — by at least 25%.
    • To fully replace current income tax revenue, tariffs would need to rise by 85%, causing massive inflation and economic chaos.
  • Conclusion: The idea is politically appealing but economically unrealistic and would harm middle- and lower-income households.

3. Man Sues Apple for $5 Million Over Deleted Texts

  • A man named Richard (not his real name) claims his divorce was caused by his wife discovering deleted text messages he sent to a prostitute on his iPhone.
  • The messages were found on his family’s Mac, leading to a breakdown in trust.
  • Richard claims the marriage would have remained intact if the wife had not discovered the messages.
  • He blames Apple for not deleting the messages and is suing for $5 million, including legal fees.
  • He is attempting to turn this into a class-action lawsuit, claiming others have faced similar issues.
  • The video criticizes the absurdity: Richard is trying to normalize infidelity and blames technology rather than personal responsibility.
  • Moral of the story: The man is more focused on legal action than accountability — a clear example of poor emotional reasoning.

4. The "Booty Clapper 5000" – A Bicycle Seat That Moves with Your Pelvis

  • A new bicycle seat called the Vabs Rider (marketed as the "Booty Clapper 5000") was invented by an Australian civil engineer.
  • Traditional bike seats cause pain due to pressure on sit bones — the new design transfers pressure to the femur, distributing it more evenly.
  • The inventor claims this is a revolutionary improvement in comfort.
  • The video notes that the inventor’s original content was shared on Instagram and went viral — gaining 300K views.
  • A user reposted it without credit, and the reposted version gained 18 million views, showing how content can spread rapidly despite attribution.
  • The creator expresses frustration with algorithmic content distribution and urges viewers to like, comment, and subscribe to help the video reach more people.

5. Gordon Ramsay's Serious Bicycling Accident

  • Gordon Ramsay shared a shocking video of a serious cycling accident he survived.
  • He shows a massive deep purple bruise on his torso and reveals he was lucky to survive.
  • He emphasizes that he was wearing a helmet, which saved his life — stating, "It is not a choice, you need to wear a helmet."
  • He also shows a cracked helmet photo, reinforcing the importance of safety.
  • The video has a strong emotional impact — the creator expresses concern about cycling on main roads and considers switching to running due to the risks.
  • Key takeaway: Helmets are essential — unless you’re riding the "Booty Clapper 5000," in which case you might need a crotch helmet (a humorous, satirical suggestion).

6. Bonus: Diddy Returns Keys to NYC

  • A brief, off-topic mention of Diddy returning the keys to New York City.
  • The creator finds it absurd — Diddy has long been associated with controversy, and the idea of him having city keys seems out of place.
  • The moment is used to highlight how some public figures seem to have disproportionate access to power, despite their history.

Final Takeaways:

  • The video blends satirical, dramatic, and real-world news to entertain and provoke thought.
  • It highlights real issues (tax policy, divorce, safety) while using absurd or exaggerated examples (medieval weapons, lawsuits over deleted texts, a "booty clapper" seat).
  • The central message is clear: safety matters — whether on the road or in personal relationships.
  • The creator uses humor and exaggeration to emphasize the importance of helmet use, financial responsibility, and personal accountability.

Bottom Line: While the video is entertaining and packed with absurdity, it underscores serious points about public policy, personal responsibility, and the dangers of ignoring safety — especially when it comes to cycling or financial decisions.

Full Transcript

this week we got Israel using weapons from the Medieval ages Trump trying to get rid of income tax Gordon ramsy almost dying in a cycling accident and at the same time we got a bicycle seat that moves along with those booty cheeks as you ride all of that news and so much more so we better get cracked I already know what you guys are going to comment you were late to the midweek video well wrong I actually missed it entirely okay so um next time come with your fact straight otherwise you know you're going to get a Biblical level whipping but let's talk about all that later because first we need to address this Israeli Defense Forces are being recorded using a treuchet on the Lebanon border which for anyone you doesn't know what a trebuchet is which I I don't blame you what the hell send these foul pie into the abys it's basically a type of catapult that was used in the Medieval ages I mean what year is this and why is this happening honestly sometimes I really do feel like somewhere around 2020 in the pandemic like everything since then it feels like we've stepped into a different reality right oh and if that wasn't bad enough um there's even a video of one bro lighting up an arrow and shooting it over the wall we already in 2024 where we have directed energy weapons okay why are we using arrows and little side note we actually do yes have directed energy weapons I thought that it was like some sort of conspiracy until I heard that the UK was developing one and then I was like okay yeah so if the UK has got one then you best know everyone else has going on for a minute now back to the task there is very little context as to why the IDF are even public posted the video let first of all and then also why they're using such an ancient weapon but all that we do have is speculation and that speculation is that Hezbollah Fighters are using uh dense foliage on the other side of that wall so they're trying to shoot weapons without are on fire to burn it all away and somehow in terms of the wild [ __ ] that happened in the last week this is actually low down on the list cuz it gets crazy moving on so let's talk about tax because yesterday Donald Trump Flo to the idea of completely eliminating all income tax for every American out there and if you think that's too crazy to be true hear this it's actually possible yes I do my research but here's why you wouldn't actually want it to happen it's always too good to be true isn't it so in a private meeting with lawmakers Trump apparently spoke about a plan called the all tariff policy now the idea is if tariffs which is like a tax on things America Imports were raised the federal income tax could be completely eliminated so so you make your money and it gets to your bank you're not paying any of that you're not giving any of that to the government but here's the little sneaky problem because on the surface yes tariffs are paid technically by the Importer so you wouldn't have to deal with any of that but these sneaky little importers almost always pass those expenses is down to us expenses is I just feel Alex just manipulating me and shaming me for saying expenses is is what kind of edit these are the kind of things I mess up on camera and the first thing that comes into my head is what is Alex going to do to me now expenses is Arron where was I expenses is all of those tariffs are passed down to us the consumer through the prices so for example if Walmart the country's largest importer of goods were suddenly told you now have to pay 25% more tariffs on everything you bring in when you go to the Walmart checkout expect all of your shopping to be at least at least minimum 25% higher probably even more so if we did replace income tax with higher tariffs everyday Necessities like food clothing Electronics Vehicles equipment all of that would immediately increase in price and while this trade-off might be a fantastic deal for everyone who has that fat tax bill for people in the middle and lower inome households especially well this is not the best deal in the world is it another major issue with this idea is how much Trump would have to increase tariffs by FR it to work to completely replace the current amount of money that the government gets from tax Trump would have to increase the average tariff rate by around 85% and pric is going up by minimum 85% I don't even need to explain to you how much chaos that would cause so well yes theoretically on paper it is possible Donald Trump saving us all from taxes seems to be a little bit more of a political move than a realistic one I mean you know what they say there's two things in life that are certain taxes and Dylan being late on the video let's move on okay this next one is hilarious something else that happened this week is a man is now preparing to sue Apple for more than $5 million after deleted text messages he sent to an escort were discovered by his wife think about it that has to be the biggest responsibility Dodge I have ever seen ah this man has not read Jordan Peterson so Richard which is not his real name told the times on Sunday that his okay let me just keep it straight face when I when I read this deal he told the times on Sunday that his divorce is a direct result of the text he deleted from his iPhone still being visible on his family Mac that's the reason his marriage fell apart not the cheating that he said that his wife was on the family computer when she saw the last text message he had sent to another person's iPhone was to a prostitute I don't there must have been some context in there because I'm sure it's not saved as like prostitute one and when she looked further she found several years worth of deleted messages to prostitute and this man is trying to blame it on Apple 7 years oh my Lord now she unsurprisingly filed uh for divorce within a couple of weeks and Richard responded by engaging a London Law Firm claiming that if he had just been able to talk to her rationally rather than her finding out in such a brutal way their marriage would still be a marriage I'm sorry this is ridiculous oh no way no way let me okay listen to it gets worse he said we were very happily married and it had been for over 20 years I think that what had been a superb marriage has been thrown away for something which many men do and some women do but mainly men now he's trying to normalize cheating saying it's a man thing don't worry hey yo who is Richard for real so he is now suing them for the 5 million he lost 5 million in his divorce okay brother is Rich so yeah he's suing Apple for 5 million plus legal fees so moral of the story Richard will rather go to war with the second richest company on the planet then say it was his fault oh and actually before I forget he is even attempting to turn this into a class action lawsuit he said if there is anyone else out there that this has happened to as well then it could become a global issue and the lawsuit could be up to $1 billion I don't know how many people are out there that think like you Richard if there is anyone out out there that feels like Richard does I don't think we can even contact him because I don't know I don't know his name I don't know anything about him anyway moving on and we are moving on swiftly to the world's first bicycle seat that moves along with your booty cheeks as you ride now it's called the booty clapper 5000 no it's not it's called it's it's called the vabs rider sorry booty clapper is better and it was invented by a civil engineer from Australia who says that since the bicycle was invented over 200 years ago the bicycle seat has been in Oran is being a pain in our ass literally no Diddy though ah there was something else about Diddy that I saw oh yeah this is not even in the things that I wanted to talk about but it was funny didus had to give back the keys to New York City back to New York City um why did I even want to say yeah I mean now that I say it isn't as funny but when I saw it I thought okay let me just continue no actually let me not continue because you know why I felt that was so crazy is that someone like Diddy had the keys in the first place how does this happen like I don't know compare all of the [ __ ] like this man has been a Corin casserole as we can see for a very long time and it always seems to you know let me I'm getting let me continue stay on track stay on track stay on track all right where was I the inventor said that with a traditional seat no amount of cushioning can compensate for the pain points on the human body and that's why his split seat design is so revolutionary it transfers the pressure from the sit bones to the femur Distributing it evenly and I mean you know what's crazier about this situation more crazy than the design itself I posted this video as a short on my Instagram and it got like around 300K I think got a message from someone saying like man someone has just taken your video and posted it without crediting you and it's doing really well I go on this old lady's account and like I don't mean that to like why is this flying around I don't mean that to offensively it's just important for this story and her video well my video but her video got over 18 million views she didn't change anything it was just on her account yeah so I mean I guess it just shows you that sometimes if you are creating content it's not always about the video sometimes it is but other times it's just you're fighting the algorithm and boy can she be a cruel mistress and so if you do want to help this video out uh with the algorithm please like comment and make sure you subscribe I'm actually serious I can see you not liking the video just like it love you or this will happen or this will happen oh okay I think that hits my cough talking about bikes uh this is why you always need to wear a helmet so Gordon Ramsey posted a pretty shocking video yesterday saying that this week he was in a very serious bicycling bicycling oh God Alex oh God expenses is bicycling he was in a very bad cycling accident and he said he was lucky to be alive he then lifts up his shirt and he shows this massive deep purple bruise on the side of his torso and damn I kind of wish I never saw that because it just so happened to be at a time where I was considering buying a bike and cycling to the gym every morning um but I I'm going to be cycling on a lot of like main roads and I saw this and I was like man I cannot afford to have that happen to me you know how many videos I would be late on you know how many comments I would get from you guys saying you're late you know how many people i' have to whip man too much so I might just I don't know I might just have to like run instead get some good running shoes instead of a bike oh and for all of you smart people saying like oh well you can't wear a helmet for your torso well just listen because he also posted a picture on his Instagram showing his cracked helmet saying that it doesn't matter how short the journey is whether you just nipping to the gym it's it's actually a pretty long ride okay so it was quite a decision to make anyway God my lords getting sidetracked today he says that it is crucial it is not a choice you need to wear one because if he wasn't wearing one he wouldn't be here today and I will be presenting very different news today about him being dead um just to put it frankly I guess so anyway always wear a helmet unless you're riding the booty clapper 5000 in that case you know maybe maybe gets like a like a crotch helmet cuz you don't want your friends slipping in there and getting swing that would I couldn't even imagine the edit that uh Alex will make for that one and I really hope he doesn't introducing the balls saer 5000 now with ball saving technology used by NASA moving on okay um what else happened this week the Euro started and this one I'm not going to lie I have a bit of passion behind this one because I'm a very big football fan and this is you know we wait every 2 years well every four years for the Euros but every two years for a major competition so because we're only 3 days in I want everyone to put their predictions on which country is going to win the Euros then I reckon we can come back to it once the Euros is finished and highlight the comments who are actually right and then we can do some like Prize or like a giveaway or something uh cuz that would be really fun so I'm going to do the same I'm going to put it in the comments who do I think will win uh and shock it's England genuinely I honestly think we have the strongest team only thing that's a little bit dodgy is is that we crack under pressure when it comes to the quarters the semis and obviously the final but we're the favorites so put it in the comments and let us get to what news we are talking about ah okay so the video I wanted to show you was this Italy played Albania last night and even though Italy beat them 2-1 I honestly think the Albanian fans should be given the title for the best taunt of the competition so far [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh I mean I know I know it's just snapping spaghetti but something about this really got to me and let's be honest it's so much better than what the English fans did what the they are disappointing last night before their first match of the competition even started massive clashes broke out between the serbians and the English fans but media say that it was the English hooligan fans that started all of it they said a rampaging group of English Hooligans attacked a bottle where Serbian supporters were drinking before the match apparently the English supporters started throwing bottles chairs and other projectiles at the serbians before around 200 German Riot police arrived on the scene I mean 200 police is a lot but 200 German police oh that's scary so far there are no reports of any arrest because the English fans conveniently fled the scene it's going to be a long time oh and these are the Dutch [Music] fans holy insane okay now let's move on to our last story of the day because everyone needs to just calm down about these Russian nuclear submarines off the coast of Florida because it's not what it looks like at all this week week I was seeing insanee posts like us on full alert in search of Rogue Russian submarines 9.1 million views the US Navy has being deployed in Miami due to Russian warship and nuclear power submarine threats panic in the Pentagon as Russian Fleet conducts war games near the US Coast nuclear missiles can hit the east coast in 2 minutes the construction of a Russian military and Naval base of the US border is not excluded and you got to understand even though there are dozens of these only these four only these four got a collective 35 million and boy did it scare a lot of people because my DMs were flooded so let me set the record straight yes there were Russian war ships that passed by the us but they only passed by they were headed to Cuba and they were in international waters which they are allowed to do Cuba and Russia also informed the us that they were going to be passing by the submarine is not carrying any nuclear weapons and is only nuclear powered the US said themselves that their passing by was not a threat at all and they expect to see this kind of thing again in the future oh and as far as the construction of a Russian military base the only mention I could find was an article from 1962 so yeah don't worry about it if you're really scared hit me up I'll do the research and I'll come and we'll talk about it we'll just chop it up on here anyway I love you guys and I will see you for our midweek catch up on Thursday it will be Thursday don't worry love you another we

Video Description

THIS WEEK ON NEWSDADDY!! I know I missed my mid-week video, but trust me, today’s update is worth the wait. Here’s what’s been happening: Israeli Trebuchet on the Lebanon Border Believe it or not, the Israeli Defense Forces have been using a medieval trebuchet on the Lebanon border. And if that’s not strange enough, they’re lighting arrows and shooting them over the wall. Welcome to 2024, where reality seems stranger than fiction! **Trump’s Income Tax Elimination Plan** Donald Trump recently floated the idea of eliminating income tax through an “all-tariff policy.” While it sounds appealing, there are major downsides, including a potential 85% increase in tariffs, leading to skyrocketing prices for everyday goods. **Man Suing Apple Over Deleted Texts** A man is suing Apple for £5 million after deleted messages he sent to an escort were discovered by his wife. Richard (not his real name) blames Apple for his divorce, claiming if the texts hadn’t shown up on their family Mac, his marriage could have been saved. He’s even turning it into a potential class action lawsuit! **The Booty Clapper 5000: Revolutionary Bike Seat** Check out the world’s first bike seat that moves with you as you ride. Invented by an Australian civil engineer, this innovative design aims to eliminate the pain points of traditional saddles. And guess what? My video about it went viral, but someone stole it and got 18 million views without crediting me! **Gordon Ramsay’s Bike Accident** Gordon Ramsay recently shared a shocking video of his bike accident in Connecticut, showing a massive bruise and a cracked helmet. Remember, always wear your helmet, folks! **EURO 2024: Who Will Win?** The Euros have just begun, and I want to hear your predictions. Italy’s fans had the best taunt so far, snapping spaghetti at Albania’s match. England fans, however, clashed with Serbian supporters, leading to a chaotic scene. **Russian Warships Near Florida** Calm down, everyone! Russian warships and a nuclear submarine passed by the US, but they were in international waters headed to Cuba. Despite alarming social media posts, the US Navy confirmed there was no threat. That’s all for today! Don’t forget to like, comment, and subscribe. See you for the mid-week catch-up on Thursday! **Links:** - Bike Seat Video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3UaHAyUI4Q&t=1s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3UaHAyUI4Q&t=1s) - Italy vs. Albania Taunt: [https://x.com/kos_data/status/1802033490180940204](https://x.com/kos_data/status/1802033490180940204) - Netherlands Fans: [https://x.com/FBAwayDays/status/1802272654600081824](https://x.com/FBAwayDays/status/1802272654600081824) **Follow Me:** - Instagram: [@YourInstagramHandle](https://instagram.com/YourInstagramHandle) - Twitter: [@YourTwitterHandle](https://twitter.com/YourTwitterHandle) Stay tuned, and keep those comments coming! 00:00 - Introducing 00:22 - Trebuchets are a common topic of conversation 02:25 - Trump Tax hero? 04:48 - Man suing apple because he had an affair? 07:37 - Booty clapper 5000 10:09 - Gordon Tender ribs recipe 12:17 - Football fans 14:49 - Russian nuclear submarines - cool or not cool?