Kid Cudi's Shocking Testimony in Court!

Oh god, here we go again. It is day nine of the Diddy trial and with each passing day, the testimonies and the evidence keeps on getting more and more insane. And I'm going to say it, whether he is found innocent or guilty, Diddy is one of the strangest human beings I have ever heard of. I am truly horrified at some of the things I've heard in the past few days, especially from today's witness that took the stand, Kid Cuddy. Now, as you may or may not have known, Alex definitely doesn't know, but Kid Cuddy dated Diddy's longtime ex, Cassie Ventura, and that was probably one of the biggest mistakes of his life because he got on the stand today and spoke about what it was like dating a Diddy X. And he spoke of kidnappings, his car being blown up, and Diddy quote, standing there like a freaking Marvel villain. I kid you not. That is how he described Diddy in court. And reporters inside said that when he made that comment, everyone in the room kind of laughed. They chuckled. Except for Diddy, who just stared at Cuddy with a blank face. Yeah, this is getting wild. So, I think it's about time we stop the yapping and let's get rocking. So, last week we spoke about the horrors of the reality of dating Diddy through the testimonies of his ex Cassie Ventura. Now, if you haven't watched that video yet, go back now. Alex is showing you to go back because you need to watch the first part so it really paints a good picture, a full picture of the diddler. But in the days of court since then, we have seen Diddy's lawyers try and frame Cassie as anything other than a victim. things like trying to argue to the jury that she was unfaithful to Diddy and uh she was a a dirty cheating. Probably can't say any of that. Not my words. Um and it's probably going to be a beep beep beep. And you think about it, it's a pretty weird angle to take for the lawyers since we also heard that Diddy literally paid male prostitutes to sleep with her in front of him while he ordered them to so weird. Who's the Then again, it makes a little bit more sense when you find out that Sorry, this one is crazy. When you find out that one of Diddy's lawyers is the guy that represented Young Thug, you know, remember Young Thug? Young truly humble under God. I mean, despite how bizarre that whole thing was, he still ended up getting Young Thug Thug freed, so can't knock it. Anyway, so since our last update, we've also heard numerous other witnesses, mostly male prostitutes that Diddy hired. One nicknamed the Punisher. Yeah, I told you. What? Another strange part about all of this is how often food is coming up in the trial. Because it turns out, another weird detail is that Diddy is apparently a big fan of ketchup and applesauce. Yes. Apparently, the diddler loves applesauce so much that he puts it on his burgers, which begs the question, why are we talking about this in a trial about rakateeering and sex trafficking? But, I mean, applesauce on burgers. Guilty. Life in jail. We also heard from a special agent who conducted the raid on not only Diddy's mansion, but the hotel room where he was staying before he got arrested. Oh, and we heard that Diddy was pl he was planning one last harrah of a of a freakoff before he could have no more. I mean, I guess it's not conclusive to say that in prison he's not having any, but it would just be [Music] very So, Diddy knew that he was going to be arrested in New York. Um, and when they raided his hotel room, they found entire bags of baby oil with different flavors and variations, a bunch of drugs, red mood lighting, sex toys, the list goes on. And he was in that room for 11 days before he finally got picked up. So, chances are he had that one last harrah freak off. Anyway, enough of all of that. You're back up to date. Let's talk about what Kid Cuddy said. Now, Alex will have no idea who Kit Katy is. Am I lying, Alex? Am I lying? Do you know who he is? Didn't think so. Point is, bear with him. Okay, so for Alex's sake, Alex, he's a very famous rapper. He was like at the peak of his popularity around when all of this was going down. And he also in 2011 dated Cassie Ventura after she and him broke up. Or so he thought. We'll get to that. Turns out though, it's very hard to get rid of the Diddy. I'm sorry. So, according to Cuy's testimony, uh, one morning, Cassie calls Cuddy at around 6:00 a.m. and she's super distressed, saying that Diddy had found out that those two were dating. Now, this was apparently news to Cuddy cuz he said uh in court that he didn't even know that those two were in contact at the time, but anyway, regardless, he goes and picks Cassie up and he takes her to a hotel, thinking that it would be safer if Diddy didn't know where she was. Now, when the two get to the hotel, Cuddy gets a phone call, a very scared one at that, from someone who had worked for Diddy, like an assistant, called Capricorn Clark. And let me just say, I'm sorry. I'm not. These are all strange names, I know, but what am I supposed to do? It's there. Anyway, long story short, Capricorn Clark says on the verge of tears that Diddy and another accomplice had taken him by force to go and break into Kid Cuy's house. Taking someone by force, aka kidnapping. You can see where the prosecution is going with this. And to be fair, according to evidence, definitely someone had been in Cuddy's house. It was said in court that cameras had been moved, some Chanel gifts, very expensive ones, had been opened, and Cuy's dog was locked up in a bathroom when normally he would go and roam the house. We also heard that he had owned this dog for like 2 years. But ever since that day, he was always really scared and a little bit freaked out, that poor dog. So after hearing about this, Cuddy starts driving home and he calls Diddy and apparently has his number and he says, "Mother Effer, are you in my house?" And Diddy quite strangely very calmly replies, "I just want to talk. I'm here in a car waiting outside for you." Cuddy replied, and which is fair enough. I don't want to talk to you. You just broke into my house and hurt my dog. So, I'm calling the police. Now, later it came out during the trial that Cassie was the one who had given Diddy Cuddy's home address. Anyway, police show up, it all gets wrapped up, and you think it's all over. No. A few weeks later after that break-in, Cuddy gets a call from his dog sitter and she says to him, "Your car is on fire." Turns out someone put a freaking Molotov cocktail inside and burnt the hell out of his extremely expensive Porsche. Pictures are shown in court that they whoever did this cut a hole in the in his car's roof and then dropped the Molotov cocktail inside. Now believing that Diddy was the person responsible for this, Cuddy calls Diddy again and says, "Let's talk. This is getting out of hand." Yeah, no kidding. Now, did he agrees to this and they set up a meeting. This is when prosecutors asked Kid Cuddy about, you know, what was what was Diddy's demeanor or behavior like at that meeting? To which Cuddy responds, "He was just standing there like a Marvel super villain." Okay, I'm not taking the blame for this one. Alex will take responsibility for Diddy's super villain name and his special powers. So, this is what it is in 3 2 1. I'll either laugh or cry with you when this is actually shown cuz Alex can get a real real crazy at times. Now, Cuddy went on to describe how weird Diddy was during the whole interaction. Like he was very very calm. And uh when Cuddy addressed him about, you know, what did you do to my car? Diddy apparently said, "I have no idea what you're talking about." The old classic. Now, that prompted Cuddy to just basically get up and leave the meeting. That was the last time that he apparently saw Diddy and Cassie. But the reason that prosecutors would have loved Cuddy's testimony is that arson and kidnapping would be key crimes when building up a case for racketeering. Cuddy also told the court at one point that he felt played by Cassie because he didn't apparently know that Diddy and Cassie still had something going on with each other. That led Diddy's lawyer, good old young truly humble undergard Brian Steel to jump in and then use that narrative to pin this kind of on Cassie saying that, you know, fingerprints were collected, DNA was taken, but it came back uh linked to a female. And then he also said to Cuddy at one point, you got played by the same person who played Mr. Combmes, Cassie Ventura. basically flipping it to the jury that Diddy was the one who got manipulated and played by Cassie, not the other way around. Brian Steel, man. Brian Steel. I'd love to know what acronym he comes up for. Diddy. Alex, don't you dare. But what do you guys think? Absolutely crazy week. Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed today's bonus video. And just as a special treat for the loyalists of the Empire, the Patriots, you get bonus weapons, too. Never do these on a single topic video, but today we are right at the end. The people that have stuck to the end. Three sacrificial lambs. 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