This week, North Korea made such an embarrassing mistake that Kim himself said that it brought the dignity of the country to a collapse. Police have started picking up some of those prisoners that escaped last week with one being caught after he went on Instagram live. It's time you know about how insane Indian affairs are. A giant cargo ship appeared in a man's back garden. And 2026 may not be our glory year after all because standing airline seats may be dropping next year. All of that and so much more on this week's roundup. So, let's stop the yapping and let's get the rocking. Oh, we've got we've got dissent. We've got descent. Get off. A lot of you guys wondering, "Oh, what's going on with your whip?" This is because this all this frillage is because I whip you guys so hard to remind people to subscribe that we've broken the whip multiple times. So, oh no. Oh no, we've broken a pillar, too. Now, it's been a minute since we've spoken about good old uh North Korea on the channel, but they are back in the news this week because boy had they made an embarrassing mistake. In fact, Kim said the incident was so bad that it brought the dignity of North Korea to a collapse, whatever that means. So, bit of context to this. About a month ago, uh North Korea proudly, very proudly announced the completion of their largest and most advanced warship to date called the Cho Hon. And this thing took like over a year to build. Kim, he was hyped about this one. And like he showed it. He threw this massive propaganda parade. He brought his daughter out which uh is widely rumored to be his successor. And they got videos of those two like walking beside this 5,000 ton destroyer class vessel. And note I say propaganda parade with a purpose because remember North Korea only allows the world and I guess their citizens as well to see what they're really proud of. And this one in particular, they really let the world see. Everyone got to see this. I mean, there is honestly so much footage uh and pictures. It's crazy. Anyway, they launched this ship and it seems like everything went off without a hitch. So far so good. Problems came, however, when they decided to launch their second 5,000 ton warship. But the difference between this one and the first one is that we are not seeing any of the huge Kim parades, you know, with him walking beside it, anything like that, because I don't think uh they're very proud of how things went down. All that we've got now to work off of is satellite images from foreign satellites, news reports, and um Alex's vivid imagination. Now, it's reported that foreign satellites had detected signs of a second imminent launch. But this new warship seemed even more serious. It appeared to be equipped with systems capable of launching anti-air, anti-ship, and anti-ubmarine missiles as well as cruise missiles and short-range ballistic missiles for striking land. So yeah, the big boy ship. And this what you're seeing here is how it was supposed to be launched. It's called a sideways launching. And apparently this is kind of a new method for North Korean ship builders as they usually launch it uh front-facing first. Not going to lie, maybe they should have stuck to that because apparently something went wrong and the back of the ship started sliding into the water first, leaving the front of it still on the ramp or on the land. This reportedly caused the ship to twist and the pressure of the uneven angle uh caused the bottom of the the ship to get punctured. They say this is likely from hitting part of the cradle or the seabed. Ultimately, the result of this is that it capsized and partially submerged. Yeah. And this is all while Kim himself was watching this in horror, probably in fury. Now all that we see about this instead of all of the the boastings is satellite images, foreign satellites of it all covered up in blue tarp, half in the water and half still on land. Kim surprisingly did comment about this whole situation though and he acknowledged it saying that it was a serious accident and criminal act caused by absolute carelessness and irresponsibility which is out of the bounds of possibility and cannot be tolerated. He said it brought the dignity and self-respect of our state to a collapse. And you don't embarrass Kim Jong-un in front of the entire world without someone paying for this because he has already called for a workers party meeting in late June to address their irresponsible errors. I do not want to imagine what is going to happen. Think about the person who made this mistake. Everyone makes mistakes and now you're probably going to get for it. Crazy. I mean, I would never do that to my subjects. I mean, right, Alex? Right. Yeah. Right. Moving on. Talking about ship crashes though, imagine waking up one morning um with a cargo ship in your back garden. And I mean, the story of how this ship ended up there is even crazier. So, it's 5:00 a.m. in Tronheim, Norway, and this massive cargo ship, I don't know, loses control or something and crashes into this guy's back garden. But, bro must have been the heaviest sleeper on the planet because he slept right through the whole thing. I need what Johan is on. In fact, his neighbors had to wake him up and be like, "Hey, man, there's a ship in your back garden." Johan told the media that if it was 5 m further south, it would have gone straight into his bedroom. So, what caused this 135 m container ship to crash? Well, no one knows yet. Um, I feel like there's a lot of weird things happening with boats this year. All 16 crew members were on board completely fine. Um, and this situation gets even crazier because you find out that this is the third time that this ship has run ground. Once in 2023, once in 2024, now in 2025. Come on. Who is steering this thing? North Korean ship builder. Sorry, sorry. We shouldn't be talking about such controversial countries in this manner. All right, moving on. Now, let's talk about Israel. Ah, sorry. I don't do myself any favors. No, but seriously, the international pressure mounting on Israel this week has really started ramping up and some ally countries are even threatening Israel to stop or else. So, if you didn't know, a few weeks ago, after the uh ceasefire between Israel and Hamas broke down, Netanyahu announced a renewed military operation to go into Gaza and bring the entire strip under its military control. Now, it goes without saying, but this received widespread criticism, but a lot of allied countries remained pretty silent until this week. And this is when the UK, France, and Canada threatened to Israel to stop their operations in Gaza or else. They released a joint statement saying, "The level of human suffering in Gaza is intolerable and the Israeli government's denial of essential humanitarian assistance is unacceptable and risks breaching international law." They wrote, "If Israel does not cease the renewed military offensive and lift its restrictions on humanitarian aid, we will take further concrete actions in response." Now, Netanyahu saw this and responded honestly within hours, calling it a defensive war and that Israel will continue to defend itself by just means until total victory is achieved. Now, this was not the answer that they were looking for. So, in response, the UK has now paused trade negotiations with Israel. They have sanctioned West Bank settlers and said that things are entering a dark new phase. The European Union, which is made up of 27 countries, also announced that they too will be reviewing their relationship with Israel. In response, Netanyahu accused the three countries of emboldening and siding with Hamas. And the very next day, things got even worse for Israel because CNN published a report saying that the United States had obtained new intelligence suggesting that Israel is making preparations to strike Iran's nuclear facilities. Now, if this is true, this would possibly change everything because not only would that be directly undermining the United States because they've been trying for a while now to negotiate a nuclear deal with Iran, but it would also risk igniting a much broader and more devastating war in the region. And I mean, that's not to mention the US is by far Israel's biggest ally. So, straining relationships with them by doing this would be very dangerous for them. But what do you think? Would Israel actually do this or not? But, I mean, it's the end of the week now. They haven't yet. So, I'll keep you guys updated. Moving on. Okay. Also, this week, man, this New Orleans prisoner escape thing, gosh, it's starting to feel like a full-blown real life series now because authorities have now captured the fifth escapee. And looking at the picture, you'd probably think, "Yeah, maybe they tracked him down while he was seeing his wife and three kids." But no, bro is 19. 19. I don't know if he looked like that when he was in there or whether that was like the most stressful few days of his life and it aged him like hell, but brothers doesn't look 19. Anyway, that leaves five that are still out there. I think by this time it's like 14 days almost and people are like in the full swing of already like betting on online of like who's going to last the longest. The man currently leading the odds is 32-year-old Antoine Massie. This is the guy that not only is the mastermind behind this whole escape, but he is a fourtime escapee. He is wanted for kidnapping, rape, I can't really say it on here, domestic abuse, probably much worse, and officials are like seriously questioning. If he has escaped four times before, why wasn't he under tighter watch? Also, the prison maintenance worker who actually helped them escape by shutting off the water so they could remove the toilet, well, he too has been arrested now. But here's where things get real. Because under Louisiana law, aiding a person escape is a felony. And that can carry a 10-year prison sentence for each count. This guy is now facing 10 counts of principal to escape. And he's not the only one. Six others have now been arrested for helping these guys. How corrupt is this prison? You got prisoners working his stuff. It's crazy. And like the internet is like fully fully joined in with this as well. Like the Tik Toks that I'm seeing, they're like in today's episode of Prison Break and then oh so and so has got caught. We can't take you know how man I don't even want to get into this again. Point is that's your update for this. Five court, five left. Let's move on. It's now being reported that several lowcost airlines across Europe are now considering swapping out some of these economycl class seats for new standing seats. So, they're cool prototypes called uh Sky Rider 2.0. What a fun and friendly name that you'll love to ride. I hate you. Now, passengers would sit at this uh 45° angle uh with shame. And they're positioned upright so that the airline can fit more seats closer together. You're wondering why profit? No. The PR version of this is the reason is why they will increase passenger capacity by 20%. They're 50% lighter, so that'll cut down on fuel costs. And they also have less components, so that will save them money on maintenance, too. It's starting to really sound like profits now, isn't it? Sorry, let me look at what that PR explanation was. Oh, they'll do this so that they can reduce the ticket airline and so it can save you money. It's all for you. So, keep that in mind, right? Remember that they are trying to save you money. They are being generous and kind. And keep that in mind when your ass is on fire. Feeling like you just been to a diddy party and your You won't feel so bad then. Coming from the man that once claimed he had a serious news channel, huh? God damn it. You will be happy to hear though that these seats do actually adhere to global safety regulations and they will only be contained to specific flights. You know, most likely the ones that are one or two hours. But if you if you look at a seat, right, and you have to question whether it's legal or not, it probably shouldn't be. Sorry. Sorry. Anyway, so the question is, would you be willing to uh go through a little bit of discomfort for the promise for the promise keyword uh of a better price or not? Moving on. You want to know what's up? There's something that's arguably even more terrifying than riding standing plane seats and that is riding rides at Indian fairs. Riding rides. Yeah, that works. Why has no one told me about how insane Indian fairs are? For example, this is the Chicha vitria fair. Uh where it is completely normal to have dozens of rides of questionable stability. really questionable stability. Uh, spinning right over the heads of packed crowds below. I mean, I don't know whether it's worse to be on the ride or below. Equally as terrifying, it seems. But it's not terrifying. This is completely normal as you see standard stuff at their facial expressions. This is another day. And to be fair, in India, like these are not just fairs, which is why it's so packed. They are huge cultural and and religious events that are attract millions of people from across India. In some regions, villages will be left deserted for days while everyone attends these uh fairs. Well, I think they're called melas. Melas. Anyone in the comments from India? I think it's melas. In fact, you can also confirm this, but I've read that uh this is where men are also going encouraged to go and find potential wives. But um do I have to say it? Do I? Doesn't look like the most romantic place to make a movie. Feel like there's got to be better places. Anyway, I mean and no matter how chaotic it looks, it does look like a fun experience to have. Come on. Come on. So, I will say at some point in my life, I don't know when, I don't know where, I do know where it's going to be in India, but I will attend an Indian fair for the experience of Yes. All right, I'm making that promise. It's on the internet. Moving on. I feel like it's about time. You guys are getting way too comfortable thinking you can't subscribe when you have to. Everyone, today's three sacrificial lambs, honor them because they hurt to remind you to subscribe so you don't have to hurt. If it wasn't for them, everyone would be getting whipping and everyone would be miserable. That's why we have three sacrificial lambs each week. And they go on the [Music] wall. Subscribe to the channel. Subscribe to the channel. Oh, you made me spill my water. All right, I think it is time for some news. Sorry, I don't understand. Shut up. Okay. China released a visual of its first drone mother ship. And is this the future of war? Why? It's called the Jutian UAV. And it's designed not just to carry weapons, but to launch, coordinate, and control what some are calling the swarm midair. The Swarm is, tell me one good thing that is named the Swarm. It's never a good thing. They say that it's capable of dropping up to 100 mini drones, uh, potentially including kamicazi type drones. Not great. All for the purpose of overwhelming and turning off air def air enemy air defense systems of enemies. Yeah, that's good. The Chinese state broadcaster CCTV said that its first test flight is coming in June. Looking forward to that. Next, France is building a $450 million prison, mega prison in the deep in the jungle. What is going on with prisons? Why does everyone want a mega prison to just throw people nowadays? In fact, the escapees that that Yeah, I guess that makes sense. Yeah. All right. No, I get it. I'm behind now. Now, it's going to be in their overseas territory of French Gana, and it's going to hold drug lords, gang leaders, radical Islamists, and cartel leaders. France's justice minister said that this was intentional so that these cartel bosses, they can't run their criminal networks from inside prison, which they are often currently doing. If you remember, we spoke about that like a couple of weeks ago, maybe a couple of months ago. these coordinated attacks on France's prisons. Like serious guns at the prisons. So yeah, I guess this kind of makes a lot of sense for the worst of the worst. Next, let's talk about AI because this is probably one of the creepiest stories I've read in a while. Anthropic just released its new AI and during testing, it actually tried to blackmail engineers if it thought that it was about to be closed down. AI blackmail. This is not sounding good. Like apparently it found emails about one of the engineers affair. Gosh. And now we're all reading about it. Jeez. Um and it threatened to leak them unless it stayed online. So the news just did it anyway. Now it's reported that this only happened in extreme test scenarios. But still, the fact that this is even possible is kind of freaky. And it's not just with anthropic. Researchers say that this kind of behavior is popping up across all of the big AI models right now. Like what happens when AI has self-preservation, which is these are the kind of tendencies that it's displaying. Self-preservation. I think that's where we stopped the video. All right, I hope that you guys enjoy yet another wild, chaotic week of the world, this week on Earth. But that's it for me today. I love you. I will see you for the rest of the week. We're doing um Monday and Friday this week. I promise. I promise. See you on Monday and Friday. I heard a horror story once that you can you you can twist your balls to the point where you have to get surgery and it just happens. They like I don't know how to It's pretty scary.