I am back boom boom boom boom boom explosion everywhere okay now let's get the freaking okay Alex this is going to be a random one first one back I did not expect this first video to be the way that it is but [ __ ] corn casserole you did it to yourself I have been gone a full week which is the longest ever I have gone without posting and so before I left I thought it would be a fun and wholesome idea for you know obviously I'm not looking at the news so you could give me the news you guys my beloved family and when I got back I could go through all of it that I've missed out on right sounds amazing so I set up her edit page I got Alex to you know set it live once I disappeared on my secret mission which I can't talk about just yet I get back and I'm eager to react to all of this stuff and then I get told that the redddit got banned not once not twice but three times how do you even get banned that what are you guys uploading three so after the third time it got banned Maddy and Alex set up a Google forms right where you can't get banned from and to be fair all right some of you you took it seriously you uploaded good news and so I was thinking okay I'll just take some of the ones that you know took it seriously and look for others but then I thought no absolutely not I don't even care at this point how bad this video is about to be all right because some of you deserve it you this is your guys' video you made this all right everything that is coming out of my mouth the following is from you so you made your bed and now you're going to watch and lay in it so Alex hit us with the intro but make sure you put an addition there so everyone knows it was made by them they are responsible for the monstrosity that is about to be put out into the world and you know what I'm not even going to ask you to like today's video because I don't think I don't think it's going to be of quality to like so with all that and more let's get into the video just kidding I can't miss out on the cracking it didn't feel right let's get cracking so we've got 238 story submissions obviously I'm not going to go through all of those I'll go through as many as I can until I want to give up on life because the ones that I have seen we've got strange comments for Alex we've got pictures of people's dogs footage of a footage of me and Kim Jong-un pixel me Daddy comments like I'm going to do the giveaway at the end but they shouldn't be in the story submissions oh when we've even I've seen the beginning of a poem it doesn't even it doesn't even rhyme hey these people put time and effort into these responses did they his poem are he wanted his poem red no that is that's it's supposed to be news that's it it's not going in bye Alex don't you dare give that poem any Spotlight this is not news so kicking us off with the first one actually good which is SpaceX this week while I was away launched Starship the most powerful shut up Alex this is going to be an unhinged video ah they launched the most powerful rocket ever built on its Sixth and latest test flight from Texas and this is the spaceship that is going to be used by NASA to carry people back to the Moon around 2026 shut the corn ceral well the first one's a disaster let's move on number two this is not a story but can news Daddy's videos uploaded as a podcast as well it's actually a good question would you like to hear it in just audio format maybe maybe a normal video question for you guys would you want this as a podcast moving on USA gives Ukraine permission to use long range missiles into Russia now that's actually a good one and that's fair and I've done a full breakdown of that genuinely slightly worrying times because that's the thing that triggered a whole bunch of other stuff and there's there's been talks about you know Western officials potentially saying maybe we should give you Ukraine some nuclear weapons that doesn't sound ideal Anyway full video on my Tik Tok about that but let's move on because this is not going to be good news coming from credible sources this coming from you Roblox will not let kids under 13 to talk to people outside of games but if they do want to they will have to get permission and stuff to talk to people up and stuff what is and stuff found this out from a Roblox YouTuber called kcraft and stuff official video official video of Dylan and Kim Let's play [Music] this okay well this is not even you can't call this video or footage it's a picture God damn it if I hear this Bing it's a picture with sound on it as if I'd be wearing that to North Korea Too Fake news next story GTA 6 released the moon blew up and Elon M colonized Mar shut the Corin casserole number seven Mr Beast might not be so evil and cor casserole up beep that out you guys said a lot of things by dog pack 404 is debunked while Mr Beast still did a lot of things like an illegal Lottery there is a lot of justification highly recommend watching the Soggy serial video miss you daddy that was a it's about to be so good I'm in my winter Arc with a Google what does that got to do with winter Arc number 10 here's the story I didn't like the video that's not a freaking story and that's not even funny number 11 aliens in our ocean but how could it be aliens if it's from our ocean huh thoughtful breaking news missing person authorities have launched an urgent search for missing resident Dylan page who disappeared under mysterious circumstances earlier today Dylan age 25 at least that's correct was L seen at approximately 23 13 near Cocker mouth not a real place family members reported Dylan missing after he failed to return home to his garage and could and could not be reached by his phone he was lost seen wearing a blue hoodie Black trousers and white shoes and is described as a short 5 foot3 male with low with low bone density what how do you even think about that low imagine calling someone is with an insult low bone density that's wild law enforcement and volunteers have joined forces to search the area with officials urging anyone with information to come forward oh and this is apparently a quote uh Dylan is a beloved member of this community and and we are doing everything we can to ensure his safe return said Alex a close friend of his authorities are asking residents to check their properties security cameras what am I going to be in people's properties or any areas where Dylan may have sought Refuge or scurried off into anyone with information is urged to contact the Cumbria con Cumbria consty immediately constabulary [ __ ] knows constabulary okay well found you busted next Spirit Airlines filed for bankruptcy this is actually true I have seen this but I don't think we do we have any information as to why oh we've got a link assuring passengers that its services will continue during the process this announcement was made on November 18th with Spirit Airlines saying more specifically that it had filed for voluntary pre- aranged chapter 11 bankruptcy proceedings in order to implement the agreed deleveraging and recapitalization transactions the okay they're broke b a next news story uh I look like [ __ ] today that that's literally just it several Baltic Nations hit by incident involving Chinese vessel Ying damaging their undersea communication lines have labeled their probes accordingly what I don't even get that one 18 GTA 6 is out shut up don't lie number 19 Machu picu security boosted after visitors spread human ashes albite what is that about oh it's just a picture of okay security for human ashes is that necessary next Minecraft theme Parx are coming to the UK and us is this true am I getting baited here H H is that true be pretty cool if it was Alex fact check this cuz I'm not doing it now the answer is is this true or false it is I won't know until the video is out so yeah Sweden urged residents to be ready for war no context for that but I'm assuming it's because Russia and uh that all kicking off as we discussed earlier that's an interesting one next um back to Anarchy I travel to his Becky to meet a woman imagine if that was actually from the usbekistan man imagine that would be a scoop what a scoop next this may be a smaller story but I think that you should cover it even just for a moment a Danish Duo is hitchhiking from Scandinavia Denmark to Australia damn that's very that's it I'm putting notifications off so yeah they're hitchhiking from Denmark to Australia while they're doing it they are collecting money to make clean water accessible for people in Sierra Leon that's a jump I don't get the connection there they haven't got much attention as I think they deserved their handle is that so maybe Alex is putting some pictures and stuff could be interesting I'd like to understand the connection to hitchhiking clean waterer Sierra Leon I'm sure it's in there but that's not the video is it it's whatever's next as I said the context of all of this is what you guys provided so if there's no context then you're not getting any number 25 I've got casual clothes day tomorrow and I have no clothes that any that anyone wouldn't bully me in whoever sent me that I'll send you some drip contact me send you some drip for your next one and you can be like you got it here next uh World War III started ended with 200 million deaths and now World War 5 has started so just skip World War 4 Co 2024 is also started and it's immediate uh extremely contagious and it uh 99.99 chance of death number 32 you were on the Diddy list I think we've been over that number 34 this week about the ukra all right I'm reading this one word for word so you can understand how we just why we couldn't have a good reaction to news well this week was about you Ukraine war Biden said okay to the the long-range missiles for Ukraine to use inside of Russia and Russia isn't happy full stop I heard this from my girlfriend uh I don't know if it's true good source it was on the Romanian news Putin is planning a nuke on the nearest NATO base from Russia which is in Romania pretty close to my long distant girlfriend lives so let's pray to God for the innocent not to get hurt and for Putin not to to do anything stupid once again please fact check this I'm not sure if it's real because the Eastern European news is only there to scare its citizens thanks man appreciate it well now you're going to get scared because I've chucked this out without zero fact checking brackets if you would say this story please don't mention my name or so thanks 35 breaking news Dylan went to North Korea I can either confirm or deny 36 Trump got assassinated no he didn't ooh astronomers captured the first close-up image of a star outside of our galaxy this is a breakthrough and it provides detailed insights into Stellar Evolution and the structure of far off Stars that's the picture I don't know if it's impressive or not cuz I can't see it CU you didn't add a link so Alex is going to have to go through all this work to find it [Music] South Korea is fighting North Korea because of the poop bag thing and while they're fighting the guy who owns South Korea is playing golf with Trump owns South Korea AKA a president and while they were playing golf Trump got a hole-in-one from 200 MERS interest it seems like a strange thing to lie about is this true fact check true or false Alex I don't still don't know number 39 a picture of someone's dog called muffin breaking news Dylan I am sorry World War III has happened I if I okay no more World War III okay that's enough Trump and Biden Bond at the White House if that's true then there's a picture of it if it's not then you don't get a picture or you don't even get the story number 44 I I don't know I can even say this I'll whisper it I okay no no I'm not doing uh number 47 juice World finally came to fortnite they fortnite fans apparently been waiting for this for a long time for years number 48 the skibby toilet episode has come out what is was there not a skibby I don't even know number 49 I didn't like your newest video thank you number 50 I beg you Dyan and Alex put me on the wall no there's a process for that and that is being randomly selected in the comments Mr Beast and Ronaldo met this is true actually and did anyone see how like just Ronaldo didn't even really seem like he even wanted to be there or yeah that was pretty interesting the 52 Sigma Sigma I am the Alex don't you dare give that poem any Spotlight North Korea just nuked but it shut the hell up Russia is estimated to have supplied North Korea with more than a million barrels of oil since March this year bam according to satellite imagery analysis of Open Source Center a nonprofit research group based in the UK sources interesting story bang out of well done that was I didn't know that not so not only barrels of oil but also um troops so that was a good story number 56 there is this chill guy meme now we're getting somewhere where people post about a dog wearing a hoodie and sweatpants who just uh who has his hands in his pockets and just chills but now the original Creator Philip Banks has copyrighted the character and is going to issue takedowns on for-profit related things yeah cuz I completely missed that I came back and then my brother was like oh yeah have you seen the the like the chill guy meme and I said what the flip is the chill and then yeah I went through posting and I was like damn I missed an entire meme I was gone so long next make me a sacrificial lamb there was a process for that 58 I didn't like the video 59 I stubbed my toe 61 you silly goose like who sent you on an errand to North Korea what if something happens to you like would I survive without the guy who makes newscasting interesting well boom newscasting this is this is depleting my energy with every single one noia man recycles cigarette butts to make teddy bears viral video divides the internet if that's anything that's there dog dog holks with guns are in China um Alex could you provide any more context to that or is it just breaking news Diddy is going to be the president of the United States busted number 67 crypto coins are skyrocketing the I'm just a chill guy meme is copyrighted and Bitcoin is hit 100K no it hasn't I know that for a fact it hit like 98 or 99 something but now it's like back down to 93 and our hearts are broken Dylan whip me no there's a process for that I rised up Alex Alex is this true and this is this is actually I know this one this is over three almost 3 million now British citizens have signed a petition to have a reelection due to labor going back on their promises and for context uh they say in the UK uh after 100,000 people sign a petition it is considered for a debate in Parliament we miss you Dylan good story I like that one because it is true um but apparently I don't know if they are actually going to because Kia stmr actually responded to this and he said not surprised they want a re re-election but they not that's not how things work so he said [ __ ] you 71 uh World War II is starting and Connie McGregor is facing ra allegations H not World War II starting but yes I have heard about that one pixel me Daddy Shut up we'll get to that actually I'm going to I'm going to do a couple more Jack is still an [ __ ] he hasn't changed since you have left apparently World War III has started and there is aliens that have lived underwater and I mean why is why is so many people saying that underwater is there actually been anything that is going on with aliens underwater Drake says umg and Spotify artificially inflated Kendrick Lamar's not like us Dis Track yeah I've heard of something like a lawsuit but haven't really looked into it because this is the first thing that I'm really reading ah okay that's enough that's enough let's do this let's do the pixel V daddy giveaway and end this this video of H all right let me record my screen to do this so we know it's all above board and the giveaway is that's that let's do the phone giveaway pixel me Daddy so if you are someone who commented pixel me Daddy then um and you are subscribed and that's the most important thing then you you are going to get a random generator and you could get picked to win I don't have it here Alex that's the thing cuz I forgot to bring it down to the garage yes so that's what you're winning the pixel Pro 9 whatever the it's a great phone honestly but uh I've got three phones now testing out two Androids all right so enter a YouTube video Let's Get D page Su and a man tried to smuggle three all right um so pick random Youtube comment you it's better be a pixel me Daddy one loading loading this needs to be like a buildup why is this taking so long okay it's got to go through 5,703 comments so if the first one pixel me Daddy there we go um I hope you pick me I'm not pick you got randomly picked I'm from the philippin and I badly need uh those I'm only borrowing a phone of my siblings for work it will be a really big help not just for me but my entire family I'll be the lucky guy you know sometimes in life and you've just seen there that it is completely random but sometimes in life the right person wins you know what I mean like imagine it's someone that's like pixel me Daddy you I'm not liking your video you Su cuz some of those comments are in there like that so the right right person won Nico you are the winner of one of the best phones I have ever used I will contact you and yeah you'll be getting it soon I'm not going to say like the video because this is probably one of the terriblest most worstest baddest videos I've ever posted but it was for you okay um no one goes on the wall today because no sacrificial Lambs are here to remind us to like the video so next video we'll be back with the news the actual news and I will see you there love [Music] you Alex don't you dare give that poem any spotlight