Why Messi Copied Prime

in just the last few days Messi may have pulled off one of the greatest marketing moves and even fooled KSI five coffins draped in French flags mysteriously appeared by the Eiffel Tower and warning because the reason why gets pretty Eerie Instagram are now testing un skippable ads as you scroll and oh my Lord if this is actually how World War II begins I'm going be pissed all of that and more in our whip special episode I think you know what I'm talking about C let's get Kraken okay let's kick today off with this now what you are seeing is heartbreaking footage of three friends hugging each other moments before they are Swept Away by flash floods in Italy it's reported that the friends got into difficulties after going for a walk along a river on Friday afternoon but as the water level suddenly swept up the group realized that they were trapped and they quickly started trying to notify whoever was around and I mean someone recorded it and you'll see why that's so disturbing in a second let's continue firefighters were called and Crews quickly arrived on the scene and when the rescue group threw them the Rope right before these three people could reach and grab it the water became too powerful and swept them away the two girls bodies were found in separate location about 1 kmet down the river and the search continues for the men I mean I don't even know why I decided decided to start the video with that that was terrible it's very sad they at least died holding each other their closest best friends before they that's even sadder all right it let's just move on okay this next story is insane Ikea so Ikea is opening a store on Roblox and they've just come out and said we are going to pay people $17 an hour to serve people virtual meatballs I know people with degrees that get paid less than that now the job is completely remote so uh they can just chill at home and all that they really have to do is basically help other players who come into the virtual Ikea and just help them out with whatever they need to do which let's be honest is probably not a lot and just to give you a little sense of kind of the vibe of the job the top question on their application is if you were a pixelated Ikea furniture which would you be and why man the next generation are living different my first job interview question was like why the [ __ ] should we give you the job boy so I guess it's good to see that things are improving now there is a catch you do have to live in the UK and Ireland don't don't to keep on getting sidetracked but I just thought it was interesting because like is it island or is it Ireland because anytime I say Ireland which is the natural way that I would just normally say it my girlfriend is like why would you say it like Ireland Ireland why are you putting on an Irish accent I'm not that's just how you say it anyway you have to live in those two countries and the major key point is you have to be 18 years old or older but considering that Roblox has about 77 million daily active users I think this will be fine now I'm not affiliated with this story at all because I've probably sworn in it a million times and said all sorts of outlandish [ __ ] but for the hordes of people that do want to apply I'll just Chuck the link okay what get on task get on task I'm putting the link in my description Alex cut all of that out just make it normal with your new AI tools I know you can moving on did I say link was in description I don't know okay now let me just channel the anger in my in my Crocs all right let me channel the channel the anger for this one because it really pissed me off damn I don't use these now I even predicted that this would happen Alex play the little clip for for them that I predicted this would happen it's almost as if they're allowing the user's experience on the basic version to get so bad with all the ads the people who will pay to show up on your feed but don't really have any good content the frustrating commission posts that at some point they'll just swoop in and say you know what we'll get rid of all the things you hate about it and here's a gold silver and bronze package if you're not paying for a product you are the product and at a time where ad spent on social media has just dropped for the first time you best know that they'll be looking at new ways to replace the money that they've lost so the question is is social media something that you would pay for or not what do we know because nostr news daddy predicted this this [ __ ] again because Instagram is now testing unskippable ads while you scroll all right let me put the Croc down okay I think I overdid that one didn't need to be that angry people all over the internet today have been posting screenshots of a new feature Instagram likes to call AD break how fun can't wait to get an ad break which what the [ __ ] which sees users hitting the bottom of your feed and not being able to scroll any further until the timer runs out now if everyone would like to draw their eyes to this point which this point which Alex is putting right by my finger right now as you can see there's about 4 seconds remaining and the timer isn't even hitting halfway which suggests these unskippable ads can be about 8 seconds long or longer and I mean look okay it's it's bearable on YouTube because 8 seconds for a 30 minute 20 minute video that's fine but on these short form social media platforms you know what is 8 seconds when you're about to look at a post for 4 seconds and scroll it ain't worth it but hey hey if this does get super annoying which Loki I think Instagram does want you can just pay them about $10 to $12 a month and get an adree version of Instagram which would be way better for them if everyone did that just like I predicted Alex do you want a little play a 3se second clip again just to tell them and at a time where ad spend on social media has just dropped for the first time you best know that they'll be looking at new ways to replace the money that they've lost anyway so far the reaction as you'd imagine has been overwhelmingly negative [Music] negative but the real question is what do you think is this a deal breaker for you on Instagram if if they roll this out globally or you just going to be like yeah I'll deal with it I'll waste my life on it move on okay so do you remember about last week we spoke about the North Korea trash balloons yeah well also kind of like I almost did I predict that or was I just worried about how it could go Alex play that clip again let's see what I said I mean just imagine getting into balloon wars and it escalates to World War I but I mean honestly at this point I don't know if I would be that surprised because like World War 3 I feel like it would start because of something like that that's just how the world is going right now anyway that situation is escalating and if this is how World War III begins boy I am going to get my Croc out again that's what you'll see just before a nuke hits anyway South Korea has basically held an emergency meeting with all of their top officials to decide on how to respond after North Korea flew 1,000 balloons carrying bags full of trash and human waste across the border and yeah I said a thousand because it was 260 on the first day but then as days followed the South Korean military found about 700 plus more oh man how do you even where do you even get a th000 balloons oh I mean I forgot like one of their only trade Partners is China so I think it's pretty easy now South Korea's national security director said they have decided to take unbearable measures against North Korea godamn how many blue are you about to fly back ah no sorry they didn't specify what those unbearable measures would be but those familiar with how the North and South Korea beef say that they believe that they will resume their Frontline loudspeaker broadcast into North Korea that includes criticism of its human rights situation world news and I'm not kidding K-pop songs [Music] oh man you'll really show them with that that's crazy man in Korea they are just beefing different moving on actually before we do since we're on the theme of just being angry I think it's time to unpackage the package okay warning this was the most PG whip I could find so I am genuinely sorry if something really awkward and sus happens please don't be fluff on the end I think we're good now now that we are good and this isn't going to be a a real sus whipping you better get into what is that it's a bull whip from smiffy oh Lord you thought you were safe you thought you couldn't like the video now I am going to get good at this and boy are you going to hear the cracking of the whip that was a little bit scary before I take my eye out let me bring it to the people which actually deserve a whipping right where's my list yes I have a whip list so everyone who liked and commented the on the last video you're safe bam loud environment it's just told me on my watch that my whip was so loud it's exceeded 90 DB and it's saying about 30 minutes of that can cause temporary hear Dam hearing damage so not only you're going to get whipped but you might get hearing damage all right let's start with the people that are not safe Rena Wars you're late sir now first of all you never call me out for being late and second of all that was Alex's fault so whip for you lashings for you who else JN Jim Lee 449 finally a video that's it if you finally finally like you've been waiting for years it was one day late and it was out Alex's fault whip for you sir [ __ ] I think we got a bit carried away oh no oh no this is stuck this is literally singed on [ __ ] Maddie is going to be so pissed at me you know you know my girlfriend handmade those things for me and it took her so long I just broken it Alex should we cut this out look at this it is like singed onto there a God damn it what am I supposed to do now man there were people that still needed to be whipped oh how about okay since since my whip is out of order you get Croc beatings second best tar dwit commenting for that whip resistant and then you put it Emoji like you're not you're not supposed to like this top of my whip list that'll teach you it's the late edition all right I'm telling you no more calling me out to be late Christy Chris Christy X that's what you get Tech jokes said I'm on the comment section every week bro does not read my comment I do actually see your comments but with this one You' have brought far too much attention to yourself and you shall expect a ferocious beating with a Croc H Adam TX says commenting so Dylan doesn't hold my family captive again fair enough I did hold your family captive because you didn't like but for exposing my ruthlessness like that top of the list now there would have been far more you know authoritative action taken in this but as you can see my whip is still kind of problematic that will be I will get my whip back in the next video and there will be no resistance there will be 20,000 viewers and there will be 20,000 comments and likes that's what we're aiming for okay with the whipping out the way let's move on back to reality this story is massive the Maldives have just announced that everyone from Israel is now banned from traveling there making them the first country to Institute a passport ban in response to the war in Gaza in retaliation Israel is told citizens to leave the Maldives including those with actual dual citizenship damn that's right yeah I mean if I was living there I'd be like H I'm not going anywhere oh and the US is getting involved and they are trying to craft legislation at stopping this ban the Maldives now joined 13 other countries which have long-standing bans on Israeli posit holders stopping the roughly 11,000 of them who visit the country each year and the thing is it's not just the Maldives turkey recently imposed a ban on the import and exports of goods to and from from Israel which Israeli media said on Monday had resulted in significant shortages British coffee chain Pratt canceled opening their first ever 40 cafes in the country the French defense ministry didn't allow Israel to have a stand at their annual Arms Fair in Paris and the largest Sovereign wealth Fund in the world valued at $1.26 trillion is now considering divesting from companies with interests in Israel damam so um a lot is happening and a lot is happening very quickly so I'll have to keep updated on this whole situation but let's move on because I think that Messi may have just pulled off a wild marketing move and I don't think people have caught on to it yet including my man KSI sorry should I say my friend we are friends I hope we are anyway as we've all probably seen by now yesterday Messi launched M plus which is his hydration drink that means more in Spanish we're doing Spanish now and as soon as everyone what it looks like the internet lost it comments started floody in saying how it looks exactly like Prime people started making videos media Outlets started writing stories and even the co-founder of their inevitable main competitors Prime KSI brought attention to this new drink by tweeting looks familiar and just like that step one was complete the world now knows it exists you see nowadays there's just so many new products dropping all the time that unless it's more than just a product we don't even hear about 99% of them and that's why Prime became the fastest selling drink of all time because alongside with selling a drink they sold a story and that story made you feel something even if that something was positive or negative and so think about it if Messi comes along and he just drops yet another drink what is there to talk about what's the story why do you even really want to try it but because they made it look so similar to Prime but just different enough to make it really hard for them to sue the amount of videos that we're about to see comparing Prime and mus is going to be insane Prime has already done all of the really hard work and got a lot of people to both love and hate them but then mus comes along leverages all of that and positions itself really cleverly to appeal to both because think about it for everyone that hates Prime they're going to want to scream from the rooftops that m is better and if they love Prime then hell yeah I mean more of what they love but just with a little twist but either way both are paying to watch the fight but I mean even the fact that I'm interested enough to talk about this for what was it like a minute and a half 2 minutes straight yapping shows that they have done very well with attaching something to talk about with the product which is key I mean the great thing about having a whip is that you create such a good Dynamic of fear and oppression that people won't be like why are you talking about a drink for so long nope cuz they're too scared to get a whipping or a Croc beating n it'll be a whipping next time that'll be fine anyway let's crack on to the lost story of the day and this one w W it's kind of crazy so five coffins draped in French flags mysteriously appeared by the Eiffel Tower over the weekend and the more digging that I did into this the more I was like damn this is kind of unsettling now the thing is these coffins were actually just the latest symbol that mysteriously appeared in France recently in October the Star of David began appearing spray painted on people's houses apparently to show where Jews lived then red handprints appeared on the Holocaust Memorial in Paris on the iversary of the first major Roundup of French Jews under the Nazis and now we have coffins which had a message inside saying French soldiers in Ukraine and here's the interesting thing while initially authorities thought that these were hate crimes after questioning the people who they arrested related to these stunts they realized that not only were these not hate crimes at all but they were all connected and their new leading theory is even more concerning now stay with me here because if you've seen the movie leave the World Behind which key Point Barack and Michelle Obama were executive producers for there's this scene where all of these red pamphlets are dropped out of the sky in an Arabic writing it says death to America which leads the characters to believe that Iran was behind all of the crazy [ __ ] that was going on but they later find out that in other areas more pamphlets were dropped but this time they were in Korea it then turns out that all of this was actually just a part of a military maneuver to topple a country's government from within an enemy country SS just enough disinformation false flag events to create fear and confusion and without a clear enemy the country's public turns on each other and if done successfully the last stage of this military operation happens on its own and that is civil war w okay back to reality now and this is where it gets a little bit Eerie authorities now believe that all three of these recent stunts had links to Russian intelligence damn now you got to let that sit in for a second and while you let that sit in I'm going to say I love you I will get my whip ready for the next video and I will see you on Monday boom boom [Music] boom corn casserole