this week Jaguar either saved or destroyed their company by showing the world what the future of their cars will look like archaeologists in Turkey have discovered the tomb of what they believe could be the real life Santa Claus a notorious Colombian hitwoman known as the doll was arrested by police the French South Korean and Syrian governments have fallen I am going to have to redo my pixel giveaway because the previous winner didn't respond and Trump's absolutely insane handshakes are officially back and these are live images of macron's right now all of that and so much more I am feeling a little under the weather today but I will do my best so with that being said let's get Christmas corrupted okay genuinely today we've got so much news to get through I'm going to have to Rapid Fire news this entire episode so be prepared for action and just pray for Alex editing this it'll be a Christmas miracle if he gets this to you tomorrow starting with Trump because the handshake battles are back now if you somehow didn't know Trump is pretty notorious for these wildly forceful like yanking handshakes with world leaders I guess as some sort of like power move into assert dominance I mean Alex is showing you some examples right now from his last presidency and we've got the classic you know yank and grab which sometimes literally makes some of them get off of their balance but we've also got other things you know like the the last to let go and sometimes like with the president of Japan for example it lasted for 19 seconds I mean do you know how long 19 seconds would feel holding another man's hand in front of millions of eyeballs with everyone taking pictures and man and while some as you can see were not prepared at all others like Canada Trudeau and Frances macron yeah they came prepared and not just prepared but they even fought back which led to things ah even more awkward and the most notorious out of all of these was Trump and mcon oh I love it I mean it's to the point where there's one video of them which is now dubbed The NeverEnding handshake because honestly this thing and I don't have 30 seconds of time to show you but it went off the 30 seconds and at some point like what point does a handshake just turn into holding hands because I think that we met that point and now these world leaders have had a break for the last four years from these handshakes but yesterday woo it came back with a vengeance and it started with none other than the most notorious Mr macron now it starts off with Trump arriving 40 minutes late probably a power move let's be honest uh and then he gets out their car and he kicks it off with a good old yank maneuver which was swiftly anticipated and leaned into by macron seamlessly so it's like haha trump it then goes into the old shoulder-to-shoulder bro hug and then finally transitions into this like forceful shaking of fists and Alex woo pause it right here and zoom in right zoom in Alex because just look at that can you imagine how hard these fists are squeezing right now crazy oh and there's also one final one where macron like reaches out and then Trump kind of like lifts his arm up which is awkward but hilarious this great content and it continued even when he met uh Prince William anyway um the entertainment of handshakes with Trump expecting a lot more of that for next 4 years but moving on also this week archaeologists in Turkey have discovered a sarcophagus which they believe could belong to Saint Nicholas yeah the real man who inspired Santa Claus now the tomb was uncovered at the church of St Nicholas in Turkey where he served as a bishop in the fourth Century yeah you didn't know Mr St Nick went back that long and his church was built over the original burial sze but then centuries later his bones were reportedly moved to Italy in the 11th century so for hundreds of years everyone kind of assumed there was nothing left behind until they made this new discovery uh and it was also hidden right by the altar so under their noses all the time and it matches historical records making experts believe that this could be Mr Claus's original resting place and I mean gosh if we find IRL Santa before GTA 6 how do we even top that also this week the first concept car since Jaguar's shock rebranding was revealed and man they weren't kidding when they said they were uh change was coming now the videos and pictures show this bright blue and and pink electric vehicle that has an extremely like minimalistic and squash design there's an oval-shaped steering wheel with this wide front Rolls-Royce looking Grill it also has no rear window which I'm assuming is just you'll see behind using cameras and as promised the iconic Jaguar emblem with the you know hood ornament has been replaced and instead it now has just this gold plate near the front left wheel uh with the word Jaguar on the grill and like love it or hate it here's the thing about this extremely controversial rebranding yeah a lot of people are coming out and they're saying we love the old Jaguar why change it but the truth is those people that said that they loved the old branding well they weren't buying Jaguar was struggling a long time before this they went from over 180,000 car sales in 2018 2019 to only 66,000 sold in 2023 2024 so the truth is they needed to do something and some big and well yes you know people are finally everyone is talking about them which is good their plan for Jaguar is a little bit like is this going to work because they say by 2026 they want to launch new electric models priced over 100,000 that's not even dollars and I mean this is coming at a time where every single company that is selling e apart from Tesla obviously is losing money on them and that's with them trying to price it as low as possible and so the EV competition right now is insane and I'm not even going to mention Tesla and all the cars that they have but you've got the Incredible xiaomi S U7 and this thing is priced as low as $30,000 so I don't know how someone is reasonably going to pay $70,000 or pounds more for that I mean it would have to be some genuinely revolutionary stuff but who knows it might actually be so the question is has Jaguar just destroyed or saved the company moving on okay this next one is pretty wild so a notorious columb hitwoman known as the doll was arrested by police yesterday for several high-profile hits including one of her ex-boyfriends and I'm just going to say it no none of you in the comments can fix her so just forget it now was reported that the 23-year-old Karen Rodriguez uh was labeled as highly Dangerous by police and that she was also in the midst of a career expansion which and she was leading this small team of Hitman conducting a spree of you know what's in the region prior to her arrest and after the capture of the doll went viral uh the people pointing out that she looks like actor Audrey Plaza they're now calling for a movie to be made and for her to Star as the doll character so Hollywood's done crazier things so be expecting that movie probably moving on also this week one of the wildest Things I've seen in a while happened for some reason Chachi BT refused to write the name David mayor and I saw people making videos of this and it started from like a Reddit sub and I didn't believe it until I tried it myself now when I tried it it would write the name David Meyer with an e but as soon as you ask you to write M A ye R it just says error so of course wanting to know who the hell is David Mayer I I Googled the name and this was the top result not saying there's any connection and this is why but it was the top result this David May is apparently a British Adventurer environmentalist film producer and the youngest heir to the Roth child banking fortune and then just to make it even stranger I asked Chachi BT to then name all of the roths it had no problem until it hit David mayor and then it just said bang error again I told you weird but then it gets even weirder all right because a few days after I posted that video on Tik Tok you go back on chat gbt and you can now write David mayor and it's completely fine almost as if they scene it started to go viral online and they were like okay we need to fix that I don't know I don't know what's going on but it was weird moving on oh jeez another insane thing happening this week what the hell have you guys missed this kid from Australia has just become the fastest 16-year-old in history yeah even Foster than Usain balt at that age so yesterday galout made history in the 200 meters because not only did he smash the under 18 record because that alone would be impressive but because he ran a 20.04 that is the fastest 200 M ever run by a 16-year-old and we lived through it he also broke the all-time senior Australian record held by Peter Norman for 56 years at 16 years old that's crazy and it it also comes to his 100 m he set another record under 18 um at 10.17 honestly this is the most exciting Runner to watch since Usain balt and if he can stay injury-free until he's at least 25 remember the name gout gout moving on also this week if you've been seeing people talk about Trump making Canada the 51st state of America here's why yes that is also a real photo that he posted so recently Justin Trudeau and Trump had dinner together and they spoke about a wide range of topics but then a few days later we find out from two people that were at that table that when Trudeau told Trump that his tariffs would kill the Canadian economy Trump apparently joked with him and said that if Canada can't survive without ripping off the us then maybe Canada should become the 51st state of America and Trudeau could become it's governor oh man now as you'd imagine Trump supporters ran with this joke and they went on social media saying things like what should we rename Canada after we conquer it and they used a maple leaf instead of a star in the flag and then Trump doubles down on this joke after it started going viral on social media and he posts this AI generated picture of him overlooking a mountain range captioned Oh Canada so I mean when you see this the question really is is this funny or are jokes from world leaders annexing countries right now just a little too close to the Bone let me know okay now we've got so much more news to go through we got to do two things first number one we have to regive away this phone because unfortunately the guy from the Philippines I've tried to contact him multiple times he's not responding and it needs to be given away it's for Christmas and then two we need to put two people on our sacrifice list but let's give away the phone first let's go to comment shock okay randomly pick I'm sure you can all see this let's just move it up here all right pixel daddy new winner who would have thought winning winning winning I'm feeling like Santa right now okay there we go [ __ ] pixel me Daddy You've Won how I'm going to do this is you need to put somewhere to contact you in that comment and it has to be from your account okay only then will I be able to contact you verify that it's you and send you this phone I hope that you see this all right and then for the three sacrificial lens to go back to my latest video all right the first three to go on the on the wall on the on the sacrifice list that's a that's pretty epic thank you for your sacrifice sacrificial Lambs to remind us to subscribe before 500 it got to be by the end of this year 500k come on we're killing ourselves to get this goal thank you for reminding us subscribe to the channel 500k let's go we're only 30k away less than 30k away please now rapid fire news like you've never seen it before rapid fire news now remember all of what I'm about to tell you is this week alone maybe not even this it's like a couple of days California was hit with a 7.0 magnitude earthquake which then triggered a tsunami warning which was then later cancelled speed one streamer of the year the French government literally claps after their prime minister was booted out in the first successful vote of no confidence in the country for over 60 years Romania's constitutional court has just ordered their presidential election to start from scratch after intelligence documents suggested that the winner of the first round benefited from a mass foreign influence operation South Korea's president God this is this week as well declared martial law and he also tried to arrest while there was martial law the opposition leaders it then failed and backfired massively and now he's facing impeachment and removal from government the Syrian government has fallen after 53 years of ruled in honestly what is a truly seismic moment for the Middle East their now former president ass son is believed to have had to flee the country uh from these Rebel militants and they seize control of the country's capital jeez government's falling this week is crazy and if you want a much longer explanation I did do a full explanation of the whole Syria situation on my Tik Tok and Instagram go watch it there we also have an update on the whole of the you know United Health CEO situation the shells that were used to end him they basically had delay deny and defend written and carved onto those shells we then found out that it points to this book called uh delay deny defend in how insurance companies don't pay their claims and what you can do about it then they also just today found his backpack in Central Park and inside of it instead of a gun it had a jacket and Monopoly money they haven't found him still who is this guy Monopoly money shells engraved I mean is it the freaking Riddler at this point who is bro the Czech Republic has just passed a bill exempting Bitcoin held for more than 3 years from capital gains tax starting in 2025 the family of that teenage boy who fell to his death on the drop ride at Orlando theme park in 2022 well they have just been awarded a huge $310 million payout Tik Tok lost its appeal at the court to strike down the Tik Tok ban law as of right now we are genuinely looking at Tik Tok being banned on January the 19th one day before Trump takes office obviously if they don't sell which as of right now also looking unlikely so expect YouTube to be a real big thing and then NASA also delayed its first mission to put people humans on the moon in over 50 years they were supposed to launch in 2026 but now they say no earlier than mid 2027 and let's be real how you even going to make it to 2027 God damn it and I think that is the video I want to just give a round of applause to you Alex Round of Applause to everyone who made it through this week who made it through this video to be fair it's it's good that I'm feeling like this during a week that is being so crazy because it's like it's fitting I get to the end of this video which is an encapsulation I'm just yapping all right love [Music] you you tell me Christmas is not here Frosty the Snowman how I call let these lights go to waste light me up like a Christmas tree boys what's the best way to nothing in here shall be undecorated for Christmas procrastinating getting through this video I'll be honest all right sorry I'm only going to waste 10 more seconds 10 9 22 minutes already huh sorry it's just the last bit of tangling and then I will yeah that works or wrap it around my torso now the other one was cooler sorry this is reallying wasting a bunch of time isn't it come on you were doing so well the first time that's scratchy all right yeah that'll work nothing shall go undecorated all right