Good morning. Day three. We've got a Celsius. We cracked it open and we are ready. Have a bad start to the day. Stupid corn casserole here. Last night didn't upload the videos. We're only 2 days into these vlogs and I've already messed up on day damn two. Day three I'm hoping will be better. And today is the big one. It is the actual 250th parade. So, uh, not only is it supposed to be scheduled to rain, but it's not actually raining right now, which is great. Last night, you saw it pouring, so that's I guess that's a good thing, but it's also scheduled to be thousands of protesters. That should be interesting. But, we may not see them. We are in like these bleachers and we see where all of the military uh equipment and those troops walk past. Insane. So, we are going to work out, come back, and hopefully we've got some of the stuff uploading. I only pray. Uh, last night's video was hilarious. It was great. Well done, Alex. Everyone, give a salute to Alex in the chat. And let's just get rolling. All right, so today is the big one. It is leg day. Supposed to hit it yesterday, but we had such a late night the night before that I thought, let's get some sleep instead cuz we really got to watch our health. We're headed to Kenya after this and the last thing I want is to be, you know, have a cold or, you know, just have the immune system down. [Music] Shame. Shame. Okay, I think that's that. It's a wrap. It's almost 8:00 now. And Maddie takes at least, if you know from yesterday, at least an hour to get ready. So, let's call it there. This is how I have to brush my teeth because I always [ __ ] somehow spit it out my mouth, then it goes all over me. Yesterday in the White House, I had a bunch of toothpaste all drip. So, I'm looking like a patient today. Oh god. Okay, it's official. The streak has continued. We were supposed to leave at 9:00 a.m. Do you want to have a guess what time it is now? 9:36. No freaking way. Did you just look at the time? I swear to God, my phone's in my bag. That is shocking. So, you do know the time. You always know the time. Yet, you're willing to be late. It's ridiculous. What we need to do is we just need to get a coffee so we can think straight and a cake pop. God. Mhm. Eating at this time in the morning. A cake pop. Wait. That is risky business. Risky business. Do we want to sit down, gather our thoughts? Let's get that. [Music] It's never usually is uh acceptable allowed to happen. It feels like a zombie apocalypse with a lot of people still alive. Not going to lie, this has actually been pretty fun just whipping around on these scooters everywhere because all the roads are blocked off and uh we can just Oh man, imagine we had to walk all of this. That would be so fun. Yeah, we're so unorganized with where we're going and what we're doing. If we had to walk, man, that would be so inefficient. We'd be cooked. But yeah, everywhere blocked off, riding in the middle of the roads, no issues, saving us a whole lot of time. This is crazy. We're just uh at this field and it's just flags, thousands and thousands of them. And this is apparently each flag represents a veteran and a military personnel living with headache disorders. And it costs the economy $78 billion a year. That looks pretty insane. I don't even know what headache disorder is to be fair. He says despite being one of the most disabling and costly diseases, headache disorder research remains dramatically underfunded. That's crazy. Yeah, there's supposed to be like 6,000 uh soldiers today and we hardly see any, but here they are. They're all prepping. They're going to start marching at like uh 6 roughly. They walk a long way. I mean, I guess for the army that's freaking nothing, but for me it would be. I mean, I'd like to see a lot an army on a bunch of lime scooters. That would be a personal preference. Okay, so we have now ditched the limes and we are heading on foot to the heart of the parade. Obviously, this thing doesn't even start till this evening, but uh the preparations are going to be pretty insane. So, let's see if we can find a way in. It's looking pretty hectic at the minute, I'm not going to lie. All right. Well, take care. Just decided to say something very interesting. She said, "I'm not going into the portaloo today." I said, "There's no way I'm going in." She said, "Oh, no way. I'm going into the portal today." And I said, "Get real. You are going to need to pee throughout the day." Um, so I'm I'm betting you. Um, it's fine for you. I'll pay for summon. I'll pay for summon basically. Oh, look at Mac. A I'd like a Mac. Basically, buy me a pair of these. Wa. Now you're being silly. Cuz if that was the stake, then you would definitely just hold your pee all day. So all I'm saying, all right, before we put wages on the line, is you are going to be using a portaloo today. I guarantee. Well, just know I have incentive. Oh man, we got to go through hella security now. Okay, so we made it through security. Or at least I did again. Um, but I we knew we knew it was going to happen. Alex, I probably he's probably predicted at this point. We have left our umbrella or I have left my umbrella on the line. From this point, we're not putting anything on the lime and if we do, I'm putting giving it to you. So, this is it. That looks like Secret. Damn, look at that. That's pretty cool. I wonder if this is even going to be allowed on YouTube at this point. All right. So, do we want to use the portaloo together? No. Almost got you. Oh, we might not have missed it completely. They are doing the fitness thing. [Music] So, it looks like it's the Army versus the National Guard. [Music] Hey, good work. Good work. Good work. Good work. And this is the Boston Dynamic. I've seen these ones loaded with guns. It's crazy. [Music] All right. One thing that wasn't available yesterday, which is today, is look at this thing. Oh my lord. Wow. Look at that gun on the side. Holy crap. That's what the uh $1 trillion budget yearly affords you. Damn, man. It's pretty insane to see. I do want to see it from one more side on there. See, look at that that picture. You can zoom into that, Alex. Get a whole ass animation for it. That's probably the coolest coolest pieces of equipment that we've seen so far. Oh, it's looking like a goddamn super car from the front. Look who it is. [Music] Oh, bro. I've been looking for you, dude. Dylan, did they reach out to you? You basically do the same thing that I do, but you're like the British guy, but you're way more famous than me. Every time there's like something military going on, I come to you cuz you locked in with it. Yeah. You really, dude, I've been watching you for so long. You're blowing up on everything, dude. I appreciate that. What are you doing today? Uh, just walking around talking to people, interviewing people. Yeah, we're getting ready. You're going to be at the event with the the VIP. Are you? I am going. Yes. All right. Now, we are trying to get inside. This will be the first time we ever go in a not just any tank. I imagine this one is a sophisticated one. What What is this camera motion? You're the worst camera woman. Eh, inside or is it? Yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense. You can have the experience of going in though. Yeah, I think I would like to. Okay, good. I'm going to go in. You can't see it, but Thank you so much. [Music] So, um, tank in there was truly insane. They were, uh, new tanks, so only about a year old. And it is bigger, but also smaller than you would expect. Like the place where the driver goes, unbelievable. You got to be a pretty small human to go in there. It is um, quite surreal because I don't think there have been sophisticated uh, tanks like that that we will ever have the opportunity to go into. And it was hot. He said it can get up to like 120° in there, which in Celsius is, you know, right? Got it. Okay. Alex knows. He'll put it in there. Um, yeah. Surreal. So, we have just got to the uh front of the line and look at this. This just snakes all the way back there. I wish I had my tripod to push it up, but this goes on even I don't know if you can see those blue tents. It goes past those blue tents as well. Man, I I wouldn't want to be in line. You'd probably be in line for a good like 4 or 5 hours, I'd imagine. It is currently 12:00 and the parade starts at 4. No, it's that it's just last entry. So, it's like 5 or 6, isn't it? So, yeah, they're going to be waiting about 5 6 hours. That's crazy. Hell yeah, man. [Music] Man, I don't know what's happening to me today because I do not feel good. I feel like weirdly fatigued. I felt great a couple of hours ago. I felt high energy. I just hit a crazy leg day. So, I don't know if it can just come on like that, but damn. So, we're going to go and try and figure out just like sit somewhere, get a bit of food and water, and then reattack the day. All right, we made it. Um, not too sure what we're going for today in terms of food. It's not really what I usually get when I'm in America, I'll be honest. Usually it's fried chicken or barbecue. Um, but hey, see how it is. Okay, we have found the donuts. I don't even know what to choose, though. Look how many options there are. Cheese. Blueberry muffin. Look at that. It's purple. I couldn't even wait. Oh my god. That tastes exactly like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I told you the cup is taking a real big break right now. How's yours? Give me a bite. Try mine. M. Good [ __ ] So, it is 2:30 now. Parade I think only starts at like 5 or 6. Uh, so just hang around, see what VIP is like. And I What? We're going to be early. We're going to be early. I would like to find um some people that are pro parade versus anti- parade and ask them a couple questions. Just like what do you think about it? Um but we'll see. We'll see. Here he is. He's decided. Oh, we're getting some shade, bro. Yeah. How you doing? Hot out, dude. It's crazy. You guys hanging out. This is the entrance right here. So, I saw your videos earlier. I was like, he's in Washington already. I knew I knew I'm like in my hotel room recording videos, too. Like, I know he's in his hotel room recording videos, too. Oh, man. So crazy. My name is Max Moses. I'm out here as an in independent journalist and we're here with Kagan Dunlap. And Kagan, uh, what brings you here today? The event. How do you feel about the talk too much about the protest? But I am very excited. I love it when people is great because then it's like it's it's like a photo bomb almost. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. How do you manage what you're doing? Because like I know the British government's like very different than ours as far as like what you can post and stuff. It is. Um do you have like relations with folks there that kind of let you do your thing without having any issues? Not necessarily. I mean so far I've never really gone too far to the point where it's like I think it's something different if you're the one getting the information and no one else is reporting on it and then you like expose you know certain people and stuff. That's when it's like your real danger. But a lot of the stuff that I'm reporting on is like it's out there by Reuters and BBC and all of that. So they got to look at everyone. So but there always like there's there's a lot of people that get arrested in the UK. That's what I've been concerned about. I don't know how you've been dancing around that line. You know I have to deal with similar things here because of certain things obviously like you know being my my position. It's I was going to say do you share your opinion a lot or not usually I typically but that's good because people like unbiased news media which is why I think you've been so popular as well too cuz people like to just hey this is what's happening. Here here it is. Here are the facts. Take take with it and do with it what you will, you know. Yeah. All right. So, uh crazy thing. We were considering Oh, do we need our passport today? And uh oh my god, if we did not bring our passport, we would be absolutely screwed. Say that, too. There you go. Thank you. The one and only Dylan Paige here. Uh a very well-known news news correspondent. They they say uh I'm I'm much taller in real life. Hey, no. very handsome young man. Does a great job of covering the news. I'm sure you've probably seen him around the interwebs before. All the way from the United Kingdom. I know you had a long trip to come here. Oh, it's so worth it. I I am I am super stoked to meet him cuz he's been doing he's been doing this for a while and he's been crushing. So awesome. Awesome to finally get this opportunity. We're on the way over to the bleachers right now and we're going to uh watch the 250th anniversary of the Army United States Army parade today. It's gonna be a huge deal. It's gonna be freaking amazing. Is there uh anyone that you'd want to see? You know, if I could see anybody. Uh I mean, being able to see the president would be pretty cool. I've never seen the president in person before. Yeah. I was going to say that's the one person that you're thinking like this guy can't even look real. If you saw him in real life, it's Man, it would be crazy. You only ever see people like that on TV. So, it's just cool. It's cool to like see people that are like larger than life in person, right? Yeah. If we ever get an opportunity, it'll be today. Oh, yeah. Today's definitely the day. Yeah. Woo. Are these energy drinks? Yeah. Oh. Oh, man. Do we think that's going to be enough? That outfit is insane. Good to see you, bro. Let me get some water for everybody. Hey, Dylan. Nice to meet you. We are here at the final destination. So, these are all the bleachers. Not many people here so far. And then along here, that's where like the main stages. I think this would be that like there's the um the media box right here. probably where Daily Mail is. I think this is going to be the prime spot. How you doing, man? You good? See you all over. Yikes, bro. Hey, bro. Gordon is undeniably the best pound-for-pound jiu-jitsu player on earth. Gordon Ryan, the king. You know, it's a pretty good statement to say that you're the best ever. That's so sick. Awesome. Pleasure, man. Of course. Yeah. Damn, that's crazy. Just met um Gordon Ryan, the best grappler in the world right now, man. I've just had to step away. This whole thing is surreal. Um sat there and like, you know, speaking with all of these people that are like clearly like billionaires and like, bro, I don't know. It's just a wild world to to be a part of. I mean, it's really interesting. Like, you get to speak with a lot of really really interesting people, but um I don't know. It just feels it feels very strange for someone like myself like you know you got you got some followers and now you're sat with these people that are like I don't know mega famous mega rich and it just feels pretty crazy. All right it's time to head back. I can see the uh the media stand on that side really like all of their lights starting up. I think it's starting to rain as well. Maddiey's messaging me like get back here. I'm trying to hold these seats. And so, yeah, here we go. Let's get back in. Music is turned off. I think things are getting pretty serious. Everyone's here. All the uh the V VIPs. It's uh getting pretty intense, man. I love it, man. The vlog dealing with the continuous vlog. This guy never runs out of energy. I swear to God, this is the best vlogger I've met. He's like constant. He's got it. He's locked in. Bro is so locked in. Bro is the most locked in. He has endless energy, doesn't he? I know. I swear he's got ADHD. He wakes up at 4:00 a.m. and he's he's just slamming it. And then Oh god, we've got got some injuries. Can we zoom in with your phone? I wish you could zoom in with this. We've got a guy in an ambulance. Oh, look. I can zoom it in through here. Look. There you go. Oh, what's going on there? Maybe uh if you mix if you mix brown chinos with a pink shirt, you get some illness and you just implode. Shots fired. Shots fired. All right, I think it's time to crack an all American screaming freedom. Oh, spin like America right there. We want to go down there because it looks like there's better places to get actual footage. This is the greatest the greatest TV show I've ever seen in my life. This is what I want to see. Ladies and gentlemen, Trump has just got on stage. What was that? Oh, is that fireworks? Cannons. One salute. Oh, they they fire a certain number of gun salutes for president everyone. Oh, damn. We're learning something 21. You're getting footage right on your phone there. He's on that stage right where that tank is. There's the man, the myth, the legend. Mr. Nick, what's going on? Oh, you're zooming right into the screen. I can get your shot. Oh, look at that. That's crazy that he's actually here. That is crazy. When you see [Music] Americans take their national anthem very seriously. Look how serious that faces. Look at the difference between these two. Can you do some explaining for me? Cuz I heard like there's like 6,000 troops. How many tanks? So, what is the whole deal with it? I think it's 6,000 active duty troops or more. And you said they're going to have from like different eras of like different wars and stuff like that. And you'll be able to point those out. Oh, you should be able to I I should be able to. Yeah. Should be able to like closing down the airspace for a few hours as well. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. That's That's pretty crazy. Yeah. Awesome. Let's go. Oh, damn. Look, you can't see the different. [Music] Now you've got different military uniforms from all the different eras. And this is what, the revolutionary. The revolutionary. Yes. And look at those horses. Jeez. [Applause] say there was one dog. The one dog here. The only dog in the entire parade right there. That's probably my favorite part. Yeah, the the singular dog. I want to know his name. I just don't want to forget. I know. We're going to be we're going to get busy later and probably be doing all kinds of stuff. So, I I had a buddy of mine make them with only he only made 350 of them and then put serial numbers on. So, yeah. 166. Yeah. So that way you know that's the that's the number that that was printed and that's the number out of 350 that there are. Life is a marathon not a sprint. Don't gas out. I feel like that's your model. It probably even though I'm gassing out and that's just a a picture of the battle of Bella Wood when Marines were fighting against the Germans. So you made this personally? I didn't make it personally. I have a friend that made it for me. The person who made the design is a Marine and the person who made the coin is a Marine as well. Those on our left, our right, they may go at night. Life is a marathon, not a sprint. Don't gas out. Yeah, I like that cuz I have to be reminded of that. So, it's just good for me, you know. Man, that's going straight on the work desk right at home. Hell yeah. Appreciate it, brother. Dude, absolutely, man. Oh, yeah. Of course. So, that is World War I, and we were just saying, bro, World War I looks brutal. You just You just look at that and you're like, casualties. Imagine Imagine Fighter. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh [ __ ] Look at what's happening next. This looks Bro, it literally looks like a movie. Yeah. I can't believe that. That is so surreal to see that. Huff tank. Huff car basically. Damn. What is What is that? Woo. whatever that's running on. So, from what I understand, I think that they're all active duty troops. They're just wearing the traditional outfits. Yeah. Okay. Now, we have uh Vietnam officially coming through. [Applause] [Music] Now, we have Desert Storm 1990s. That was the type of uniform they wore the last time we had a parade here. We won, man. That's insane. That's awesome. That parade went on for hours and hours and just when you think like surely they don't have any more tanks. They don't have any more people. They brought out more and it just went on and on and on. I mean it was obviously very impressive to see all of that even go down. Um there was there was a huge amount of um protest today across the country. Apparently it was the biggest protest against Trump since this all be like since he was elected in the first place. So um obviously there's a lot of people that came out to support it and then also a lot of people that came out uh against it as well. So it it is what it is. It's uh pretty insane to be here to witness it all and record it all as well. So uh yeah, we're gonna go out for dinner uh now and see if we can get this YouTube video up. This is technically but it's a separate nut right there. Nice spots. Better than cheesecake. No, no, no. Cheesecake. I like me some cheesecake. [Music] Michelle, ladies and gentlemen, we like cheesecake pack. I think they're rattlesnake. Rattlesnake. I think they're rattlesnake. Hey, I'll probably get corrected by someone like an idiot, but I think I think they're rattlesnake. two. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for [Applause] the referee. Going to step in. Nice to meet you, man. Dylan. Dylan. It's a pleasure, man. Story time. The best story. So, apparently a [ __ ] hotel next door. The Willard. The Willard. Yes. The the Willard is an iconic Washington DC location um where the presidents would keep uh their diplomats and dignitaries when they come into town. So it had to be statesman level like you know fourstar, fivestar all accommodations. Um and there's a tunnel that connects the tunnels are crazy from the White House directly to the hotel. So right through there. And then the term lobbyist comes from the lobby of the willer and uh which not a great term because people would position themselves in the bottom of the hotel to have access to get to people of course would have to come down the stairs or from the elevator or they'd be at cuff park for dinner and Oh. So they'd be there just waiting for him to just like start chatting him up. I got I got this idea for you. It was a really cool idea. I've invented this new thing. I'll buy you dinner. just like chill out. Yeah, those biscuits smell amazing. You want? Oh, no. I'm not. I'm not. Oh, of course. Yeah, they smell amazing. So, we got a whole bunch of fancy food at a fancy place. But biscuits. There you go. That's how you got to do it. That's probably amazing. That is so good. If you could see my face before and then after I put the butter on. I could just eat an entire dinner of this. Oh my god, bro. They are eating food out here that I don't even know what the heck. I've never seen this before. That's apparently an avocado. Pick it up and take a bite. Are you take a bite and take a bite? Just take a bite out. A whole bite. Is that okay? Holy. Oh [ __ ] Is this straight up avocado? It's stuffed with crab. Oh, bro. Good. That's good. Yeah. Damn. Feel like it's all over my face right now. Look at that on the outside. New experiences. My god. Oysters over there as well. This is like This is like being in an American movie. Nice spread. To be honest with you, I don't really know what I ordered. Uh bit of bit of steak. Okay, so we're doing a lot of fancy talk about um steak now. And uh I'm always saying like look, give me a rump steak. It's just uh about about £3 uh which is like maybe $5 for like 200 g of steak. I'm paying $79 for today. So it has to be like a significant portion better than the £5 one or $5 one. So if it isn't, then I think I win. If if it is, then I think you can win. You can have the the prime. And I'll say I'll say that you can get prime steak from a grocery store and you can get it cooked for you at a restaurant. There's always going to be a difference, right? Because like what you're buying at a grocery store may not necessarily be the same type of prime that you're getting at the restaurant. We're having a lot of technical talk right now. In the in the in the place like this in Washington DC, a f like a fine establishment like this is probably going to be a very good a good cut of beating. It's going to be above what you're going to get in a grocery store probably. Stick today. You got to cut it and then when you close your eyes before you put it in your mouth and just feel it melt in your mouth. Okay. All right. We'll see. I'm I'm still leaning on the side of your little $5 steak. Oh, delicious. Like butter gel. Yeah. beautiful thing. From the center in the center of the cowbone, they bake it to a super high temperature, put salt, butter in it, and it it turns into like a jelly. I was going to say, how many places actually sell something like that? Eat a few of those. You look like Liver King. Okay, so the moment has arrived. It is this versus the £5 um well, the $5 steak from the grocery store. Let's see. We'll put a bit of sauce on the sides. Feel saucy. Which one's going to win? All right. Here we go. Open up the picture. Which one's it going to be? I'm going to close my eyes. Don't you worry. Let me try one without the sauce. I wasn't a fan of the sauce. Round two. Compound butter. It could be compound butter, but compound butter. It is good. Compound butter. It is. I have a compound crack. Okay. It's slightly better, but is it $79 better? Is it change your life better? No. Is the other stuff? No, unfortunately. It's good. It's a good steak. But I'll still take a rum. Yeah, I'll still take a rum. I feel it. How about yours? But you just I mean, it's good for sure. Know like how you like your steak cooked and like what seasonings. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good point. like nothing. Yeah. What did you get? Hey everybody, look over here. Here we go. Um, I'd like to give a toast to uh the amazing United States of America, land of the free, home of the brave. I think that's how it is. That's it. Thank you everyone for joining us. It's been a wild day. Uh, America for me personally does seem like the greatest country on earth. I can't wait to live here, move to Texas. Thank you very much. Y cheers. You know what we did to all the people that disagreed with that statement from your country? I've got a really good question cuz I'm here with some of the best fighters in the world. One gorilla or 100 men? 10 of us is a fight. It's a fight. No, zero chance. What is the What is the tactic if there's only 10 of you though? I'm biting to I'm biting them all. If you want to read this to the camera, you can. I'm not reading all this, but this is the most complete. Holy. Oh my gosh. You will ever see from John. Surely that's that's tragic. Nope. That is not John D. If they want to read it, they can read it. John Donah, the guy the guy that wrote that, he is the most winningest coach in the history of drafting. It would be a uh a game where we just sacrifice the first 10 and and tired it out. Got it. Yeah. Yeah, that that does make sense. Those first 10 would die the most brutal death ever. Yeah, I would like to see 10 of them versus that's the real question. And that is that. What a surreal experience. He was going biscuits. Oh, bro. That was the highlight, man. And also the the tactics about like, you know, 10 10 fighters versus a gorilla. He broke. He was really going in on it. He was like trying to get the whole table to be like, "Come on, we need it." Just in case this actually happens. I don't really like it. They They want to slow play it. I think you slow play it. You can't slow play it. You got to [ __ ] attack the thing. You got to [ __ ] bite toes and ears. Got to rip that thing apart. That's hilarious. Are you having the car up to the front of the Willard? Yeah. Okay. So, this is the hotel that we were speaking about. the place where the word lobbying came from. [Music] The air smells fancy. This is apparently like a couple thousand a night. You can cut through this way. They hang American flags all the way down the center of this hallway. Oh my god. So again, this is basically where all of the like the politicians and stuff used to stay and then people wanted to come to the base uh to the lobby and stuff and try and speak with them and that's where the word lobbying came from because of all of the people that tried to come in here. Bro, how fancy is a [ __ ] tea room? Just think about the people that are in this right now. Like I was like, I'm new. Hey. Hey, you can help me. Oh, you can cool down. You can help, too. Oh, I cannot go. Hey. Hey. You have any compound butter? Hey, I want I would love to help. I don't even know what the hell I just got on camera, man. I don't know if I can post this. I'm like, look, do you have any compound? Make sure you tag me in that one. I I passed that test, by the way. I just want to let you know. Goodbye. Yeah. Yeah. I don't [ __ ] around. I don't want to ruin it. But right here is the World War I Memorial. Okay. And one is that sound strange that I said it that way. The World War I memorial. It's a lot of W's there. Yeah, one of my favorite quotes ever spoken is etched into the side of the World War I memorial. Basically talks about how the American fighting man wasn't really invested in World War I, but they went and fought anyway. No, we're getting led to the World War I quote that uh is Tim's greatest quote that's ever spoke. Ah, okay. Let me read it for the vlog. Yeah. Never before have men crossed the seas to a foreign land to fight for a cause which they did not pretend was particularly their own but knew was the cause of humanity and of mankind. Damn. Feel like you need to read that a couple of times to let it sink in. And then you got the American flag right under. What does that mean to you? They didn't feel like that was their fight, but they knew that it was the cause of humanity and mankind, meaning that they knew that it was the right thing to do. I'm glad that I got to see that. They they got their they got off. I know you from YouTube. Yeah. Tik Tok. Nice to meet you, brother. How you doing? Awesome. Thank you so much, brother. I appreciate you, dude. Yeah. Oh my gosh. Yeah. Look at that. Oh my gosh. I know, dude. All right. Well, I'll end it back at the hotel. I'll say my goodbyes. Is my laptop gonna still be here? Because I have to I had to leave it out before we left. Uh so all the clips would upload for Alex. So let's see. Hey, it's still here. Did they open it up? Hack all the bank accounts and all of that. That's got to be one of the longest days we've had in a while. Yep. Got up at 6. going to bed at 12. It's been non-stop content, content, content. A little bit annoyed because I couldn't get um the the daily vlog out and also Tik Toks as well. But at the end of the day, I guess we did meet some pretty insane people. Very cool. Um and we had a pretty insane time. Feel very privileged to be uh I guess in there. I would don't [ __ ] with the fancy food though. For God's sake, man. Oh, I paid $80 for that goddamn steak. And it was a little burnt piece of crap. Give me a Give me a goddamn cheap rump steak, some fried chicken, a barbecue. The biscuits. The biscuits were good, but come on, man. All right, I think that's where I'm going to end it. Uh, I hope you guys enjoyed today's vlog. Whatever today's vlog was. Uh, pretty surreal experience. Yes, I am peeing currently as we speak because I'm so tired. I've got to just be efficient with my time. Love you guys. See you tomorrow's the big one. Off to Kenya. God, [ __ ] up. [ __ ] up, boy.