this week the internet's most beloved baby hippo has become so famous that people have started abusing him people are paying thousands of dollars to cry in another man's arms and smack sticks on the ground in the name of healing of course the UK is literally releasing criminals because prisons are too full last night there was a second assassination attempt on Donald Trump and I just bought the iPhone 16 and I already freaking regret it all of that and more like the freaking video to avoid a whing and let's get cracking okay let's jump into the first story of the day because I want to introduce to you one of the most iconic and beloved baby hippos in history but absolutely definitely on the internet right now her name is mudang which roughly translates to bouncy Pig and on Tik Tok boy has she become extremely famous every video posted on her now 2.6 million followed account goes extremely viral she's doubled the visitors at the zoo and she's even got her own uh moodang merch oh and Beauty retailer Sephora which pretty damn big company has even launched a line of moodang inspired blushes that come with the tag wear your blush like a baby hippo wonder how that would work actually hey Z yes you are looking stunning today did I tell you guys be like your makeup is so perfect I think you look like a baby hippo what the [ __ ] maybe makeup's not the best choice of merch for this yeah I mean even the freaking Royal Embassy of Thailand posted about mudang as well saying she's very energetic and her cute appearance is soothing royalty apparently saying that I mean it is fair to say that the entire world loves and is obsessed obsessed with mudang right now but humans being humans it seems like you know we have this habit of when we love something just too much we ruin it because this is the dark side coming through mudang has become so famous that people have begun flocking to the zoo to see her in person problem is when the literal hordes arrive they find out that she's often asleep right because baby hippos need to sleep the vast majority of the day up to 18 hours because they're babies so what do people do not yeah they they not like wow amazing sleeping hippo no they the videos of people pouring water on her and even throwing things at her to wake her up have started surfacing online simply because they want to see her move like they do in the videos what the flip what the [ __ ] I mean getting slapped by a monkey is one thing right fair enough we look at that hm fine but getting bullied by humans that's another thing we know what we're doing the zoo has seen these videos and have told people to stop throwing things at her saying these behaviors are not just cruel but also dangerous I mean come on can't we just have one good thing please without trying to ruin it this actually reminds me of when speed got attacked by his own fans in Norway just because they love him so much apparently Alex do not play the clip we got age restricted for that video so why does our love always have to turn to violence I just love Alex's editing so much okay oh and on top of all of that pygmy hippos are endangered species right there's only 3,000 of them left in the wild so how about we just treat the ones we've got left with a bit of respect huh anyway let me know what you guys think about our naughty Behavior us humans eh saying all of that we got to move on okay jumping in the next day here uh because late last night at least for me at middle of the day for the US Donald Trump had a second assassination attempt and at this point it's like is he even going to make it to November because this is the second time in 3 months that someone tried to kill him now this is still very early on but we do know a good amount about the whole situation and the suspect is alive and in custody so at least they can question him unlike the first one here's what we know at 1:30 p.m. Sunday uh Trump was playing golf at his his golf course crazy uh West Palm Beach Florida and he was on the fifth hole when four shots rang out when the shots were heard Secret Service jumped on Trump similar to uh what we saw last time so to make a long story short turns out basically a secret service member that was in front of trump making sure that the next hole was clear well he saw a man in the bushes with an AK-47 style longrange rifle with a scope pointing out of the Shrubbery and through a fence the secret service agent opened fire at him at which point the man ran away leaving two backpacks a GoPro camera and his gun he gets into a car which an eyewitness saw the number plate of and he drives away this map shows you how far he was able to drive before getting pulled over and surrounded by police now here's where things get interesting because before we got the name of this suspect from the FBI or the police uh it was leaked by law enforcement members to Fox News they report that his name is Ryan Wesley Ruth he is 58 years old from North Carolina but moved to Hawaii the crazy part is that because we got his name so early people were able to screenshot and archive pretty much all of his social media accounts before they were taken down so this is pretty much how we're learning about him through his social media and what's publicly available online through news articles and you know basic registry sites Etc and and for example this video is of his Facebook page getting taken down in real time as people looking at it now we're not sure yet what he did for a job exactly but what we do know is that he had a pretty extensive criminal record he supported Trump in 2016 but then when he said he wasn't the candidate that he thought he was he turned to donating and voting Democrats when Russia invaded Ukraine he was so insens by this that he was he said he was willing to go to to Ukraine as a civilian and fight on the front lines and even die to beat Putin and it's not just that because he seemed through his social media to try and organize soldiers from Taiwan and Afghan to go and fight in Ukraine now it's not clear if these were just crazy social media posts because others do seem like more crazy stuff like unrealistic or if he was actually capable of doing this we don't know that there are posts and pictures of him in KV uh but there's not a lot of concrete evidence to suggest what exactly he was doing there now I must admit there are potentially a lot of more interesting pieces about him online but because it's just so early it is so hard for me to be able to verify this for sure so in the spirit of not just putting speculation out there that turns out to be untrue tomorrow we're kind of that that's all we know about him but besides all of that I guess the real question is is like how the hell does this keep on happening I mean Trump is supposed to be the potential leader of the country that is supposed to be the champion of freedom and democracy around the world and if he can't even make it to the election something is deeply wrong and that would be the exact same if it was Kamala or Biden whose lives were getting threatened and I think it's just like both sides are ining so much fear right now telling everyone that if the other side wins it is the end for America and I don't think that creating and stoking that amount of fear goes without its consequences people right now on both sides are genuinely terrified if the other person wins the no the the November election and fear is a powerful tool and and it makes people do some wild things and that's kind of crazy because if you think about it the one thing that everyone can agree on from citizen to candidate is to improve the state of America honestly fear is an extremely powerful tool and if these candidates keep on using it to win votes I honestly think that we're going to be seeing more stuff like this before November anyway that's my piece let's move on because let's talk about the next one right iPhone 16 okay people are pissed at Apple right now including myself let me vent I have an iPhone 13 and I thought you know it's been a while maybe it's time for an upgrade actually I did buy the 50 but I I did I used it for a week and because it was so similar to the 13 I sent that [ __ ] back can I say [ __ ] female dog [ __ ] I said it back okay because it was just so it wasn't worth the money I just stayed with the 13 okay it was fine so in the 16 rolled around I thought you know even though it looks almost identical and the hardware upgrades are pretty minimal these software capabilities like apple intelligence that runs very nicely on the 16 was worth the upgrade alone right that was their main upgrade for this year's phone and that was my main reason for upgrading so we were a happy family so I buy it for an eyew watering 1,600 okay it's Apple Care included and [ __ ] like that and I kid you not the very next day after you know buying it I watch this video none of these features are actually ready now the story is way different than what Apple has alluded to So when you buy the new iPhone this year you're getting some of the new stuff like the camera control button that does look cool and the significantly upgraded battery but the one really cool and really interesting feature that Apple has been talking about non-stop for months is not going to be there when you get your phone in your hand it's by Apple track and it is titled the iPhone 16 has a problem I saw that my eyes wide and I said please God no clicked on the video and yes God yes it's everything it was titled so basically I'll I'll summarize what he said basically when I get my phone on Friday or if you get your phone on Friday it is not going to have apple intelligence period perod and here's here's just you know I hope you're sitting down if you've bought this too for the main upgrades for Siri you're not going to get that until next year 2025 I mean at that point let me just freaking wait another year for the 17 because I won't even get the main thing that I bought this phone for until I don't know Lord knows when what I paid for is not in the phone I'm just going to be using this thing for months and and have oh a fun slow-mo camera and titanium Edge what am I going to do with that but apple is wild for this they say that only 1 month after buying it you will get apple intelligence but that's not exactly true you sneaky only some features from Apple intelligence will be there things like the writing tools smart notifications AI photo cleanup and the new look feri and let me emphasize that we shut up the new look is the key word that was Tim Cook he said stop slandering us we know where you live shut up Tim Cook and you see that's that's the misleading part right cuz it'll look like the new Ser but it will not be the new series The Siri that can take action on your behalf you speak to it and it does all these beautiful things navigates through your apps no not going to be that one that one will come at an undisclosed date sometime in 2025 as I mentioned before and I'm going to say it right I'm going to say it we're really going to get GTA 6 before new Siri that's going to be the new thing go to the light oh and for anyone that was looking forward to gen mooji and you know integrated chat gbt we won't get that until December so basically for Christmas or summon oh and believe it or not it only gets worse because if you live in the EU or China I do not live in the EU we actually just exited from the EU Britain did you will flat out not get apple intelligence like period this is apparently because of those two region strict you know digital laws so instead of working around these laws Apple just flat out said almost 2 billion users will not get apple intelligence just indefinitely how Wild is that without Apple intelligence what is the reason for buying the iPhone 16 you know and I'm going to say it I'm kind of low-key scared that they may never drop this like fully because think about it my brother he when he bought his Tesla right they they promise that full self-driving will come so he paid about £3,000 with the promise of that software update over a year later Brothers still not got it so they can make all the promises they want and we just have to be like yes we believe you here's our money I'm cooked anyway I will get it on Friday so I guess I'll let you know how things go what do you guys think though let me know down in the comments iPhone 16 worth it or not moving on okay this next story is genuine Madness you're you're going to love it people around the world right now are paying literal thousands of dollars to go on these wild healing Retreats and these things are insane this boot camp for example is meant to turn you into an alpha male in just 75 hours so you're you're you're a beta simp cuck before 75 5 hours later you're a sigma oh but for that you know you don't just turn into a skib sigma for nothing it's a price of $8,000 for 75 hours and for this you know lifechanging transformation uh you can expect to be screamed at force-fed cookies and just like generally abused in you know fairly baffling ways for like this for example holding a sledgehammer while a guy sprays you with water in your face The Retreat is run by bed Ros kulan author of man up how to cut the [ __ ] and kick ass in business and life and I can already hear your concerns $188,000 seems like a lot of money to be you know tortured well don't worry all right much like apple I've got an answer for you this is what they say on their website for the price uh and I'm quoting here the cost of not experiencing the project and not becoming the leader husband and father you're meant to be is much more expensive in the long run but these Retreats are not just for men this women's rage Retreat I kid you not uh for example encourages women to harness their sacred rage by screaming sobbing and smacking sticks on the floor what are we doing this is not a great this is not a great uh episode for just humans is it we're not going to make it are we people I mean [Music] it's in your nature to destroy yourselves now this Retreat is led by Mia Magik uh the head mistress and founder of witch School an online school of magical Artistry you're a wizard Harry in other words a website she claims that most women are shamed for displaying their anger so this Retreat acts as a safe space to release that fiery hot emotion so make sure to check out our website you know for anyone that wants to go and our next retreat called claim your queendom has bucking C cost between $6,000 and $8,000 you depending on your choice of rooms so you got you got some budgeting options at least that's fun and moving on from that scam oh sorry Retreat this footage of men sobbing and cradling each other in this pool is apparently some sort of like masculinity Retreat for men to let out their emotions which in saying that in theory it sounds really nice right we should have a place for that if it doesn't cost 3 months rent okay that's the problem with this but honestly all of this hails in comparison to a retreat that was run actually in the UK a while ago that actually killed someone that oh yeah she got serious basically a guy called hongi sha ran a workshop in a country house focused on slapping therapy which is exactly as silly as it sounds basically he rented a house where he would literally slap [Music] people the idea was is that slapping them would expel this poisonous waste from their body and here's where things get crazy because in 2016 a woman with diabetes attended this slapping Retreat and he told her that she did not need to take insulin you know that life-saving medicine for diabetes she just needed to get slapped because apparently that cures diabetes tragically I I think you know where this is going without her medicine she passed away xia was taken to court for gross negligence where it was also found out that 17 months earlier the exact same thing happened with a six-year-old boy in Australia who also passed away at a slapping therapy Retreat after Xiao said don't take your insulin we can slap you better wild so I mean that that last one just goes to show that these Retreats aren't just silly you know huge expenses which could or could not be classed as scams you know we're not making any allegations here but they're also incredibly dangerous but the question is and I'm going to remain open-minded here could something like this make you a better man or woman or is it just taking advantage of people in vulnerable points of their [Applause] life I mean one thing that I can guarantee you will make you a better man or woman is remembering to like the video okay because otherwise you might find yourself on the whip wall just like today's three sacrificial Lambs okay and now here's a little bit of another problem which I want to brush over I specifically told you guys you cannot pay to go on the wall yet all of these people people paid H now I'm only human all right and I and I feel a little bit bad that people paid good money just to get scammed like apple I'm not going to scam you like apple so I will put the all of these freaking names which will take me about an hour to write down I'll put them on the wall but just this time so anyone thinking oh I'm going to do I'm going to you know donate and put my money in no it's not happening okay last time you will be flushing your money down the drain like I did with the iPhone 16 so many freaking names it's tearing me apart it's just B you and [Music] a all right sacrificial Lambs they go down here okay here we have our real unlucky sacrificial lambs and then here we have all the scamming bosters that pay how many do I have to ride this is going to be crazy oh there's so many 1 hour later oh how long did that take what the corn casserole that is not happening again that can't happen that wall will be finished and then these are all the cheeky bastards that thought they'd be funny and pay for okay that is it now you get a whipping with Fury oh man that exhausted me now like the video you bastards like the video my hand hurts now you know what because I'm so exhausted I'm going to end the video there Psych on to the next one we need to talk about what the hell is going on in the UK right now because this is crazy so this week a man in England was released from prison but he was rearrested after he assaulted a woman the same day he was freed hours later imagine getting let out from prison reoffending that day and then getting sent straight back but here's the crazy part that man was just one of 1,750 prisoners released early on Tuesday across the country because the prisons are too full yeah you heard that right prisons are so overcrowded in the UK right now that the government has being forced to implement a scheme to release some early and I say forc because they say and I quote this is not a change that we wanted to make this is the only option left on the table the alternative would have been the and I really stress this total collapse of the criminal justice system in this country just let that sink in for a second if they don't release some criminals from prison they wouldn't have anywhere to put new prisoners if they committed more serious crimes so in essence in the UK right now pretty much whoever commits the worst crime wins that very rare and lucky spot of a prisoner cell what the flip absolutely wild let's move on also this is some pretty massive breaking news happening today Venezuela just said that they have arrested a US Navy SEAL along with five other foreign Nationals for an alleged plot to assassinate their president Nicholas Maduro and destabilize the country Venezuela claimed that this alleged plot to overthrow the government was led by the CIA that Spanish intelligence was also involved and that authorities seized 400 US rifles linked to the alleged plot the US state department already responded and said that any claims of us involvement in app plot to overthrow Maduro is categorically false and that we support a democratic solution to the political crisis in Venezuela now I wasn't really sure what to think about about this whole situation and then I did some research and it turns out that in the last few years alone Venezuela has arrested multiple US citizens for similar things in 2020 a mercenary group of 60 troops led by Jordan gudo former US Special Forces attempted to capture Maduro bring him back to America and claim the $15 million Bounty set up by the Trump Administration it failed almost immediately and he was arrested by Venezuelan authorities and then later again that year a former US Marine again in the in the military he and a few others were arrested in connection to a terrorist plot to blow up their oil refineries and electrical grids in order to stir unrest in the country and now we've got this one and that's without even mentioning that just yesterday three American citizens along with the British one were were among 37 people sentenced to death for a failed mission to overthrow the government in the Democratic Republic of Congo so wild to say but there is clearly a pattern here whether the individuals worked alone or with the CIA is unknown so we can't go as far as saying that yes definitively you know the US government is behind these things we don't know but the question is what do you think all right with that being said I think it's time for some and no I didn't get raided by the FBI in my hotel room that was Alex okay you're making me look like I beat my girlfriend but it was actually just his his defamatory editing in the last video moving on cuz we need to get to some rapid fire news I can't really scream in this hotel because someone will come to the door and probably think that I'm abusing Maddie new happy merry Christmas and happy New Year to them next everyone internationally if you see this man report it first story floods in Nigeria got so bad they flooded a zoo washed a bunch of the animals including crocodiles and snakes into the street videos show an ostrich roaming the streets people found a giant tortoise which took about four people to lift someone found a freaking crocodile outside their home and other warnings on social media T the people to watch out walking the flooded streets due to the snakes and other deadly reptiles in the water next China just raised their retirement age for the first time in 74 years because you want to know how old they retire women retire in China 50 years old that is 17 years younger than in the UK and the US why imagine what it's 17 extra years and to give you a perspective on why they're doing this after so long basically in the next 10 years and really really think about this this is wild in the next 10 years a staggering 300 million people will leave China's Workforce because they're retired that's like the entire almost the entire population of the United States waking up one day and saying I'm done working just think about what that would do to the country that's wild next also this week we l literally witnessed history because For the First time ever a private space walk successfully took place and with views like that flat Arthur is going to have a real hard time with this one and even better news we officially broke the billionaire curse because Jerick isman worth over 2 billion uh and the commander of the mission he successfully did that almost 15 million uh 15 sorry 15 minute Space Walk and landed back down to earth safely today so out of the woods oh my voice hurts so much next next okay last week we witnessed a very serious debate between two presidential candidates right that are going to be inevitably in control of one of the most powerful countries in the world and you want to know what the most viral part of their discussion was no it wasn't about immigration it wasn't about taxes national debt Health none of that it was about Trump saying there eating the dogs they're eating the cats in Springfield they're eating the dogs the people that came in they're eating the cats they're eating they're eating the pets of the people that live there that portion has gone so viral that it's now become a Tik Tok Trend they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats eat the cat eat the cat they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats eat the cat eat the cat they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats eat the cat eat eat the cat they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats eat the cat eat eat the cat C oh um I think I should end this video what happened to Bro in Vegas he got cooked I promise you I did nothing in Vegas that was illegal I just have more energy because I'm well rested there's no excuses all right one thing that you can give me credit for I was not late today so I will and I won't be late again on Thursday so I love you and I will see you on Thursday another video [Music]