Oh. Oh. Since we last spoke, Iran has launched some of the craziest attacks we've seen since his war began. Trump has declared on stage the US has already won. Jake Paul decided that in the middle of a war was the perfect time to get involved, which perhaps why he was a tad bit nervous. The forgotten Supreme Leader is feeling so left out that he literally has switched to single player mode and he started randomly striking some islands. We finally got an update on how Nicholas Maduro is doing. And spoiler, not good. Conscription may be making a comeback. I mean, boy, a lot is going on right now. But the good news is is that we've made it somehow to the end of another week. So, kick your feet up, enjoy your Saturday, and let's stop the yapping. And I don't have the confidence after the Empire fell to say it. Let's get cracking. Footnote before we begin. Yes, as you can see, we are not at the Empire today. It lays in ruins from the midweek preemptive strikes that we were forced to carry out against the forces of mold. More about that at the end of the video. It's it's a tragic tale. Moving on. Okay, as has become normal in recent times, we need to start today with updates from the war. We are now officially day 14. So, we're at the two week twoe mark. And here's the thing. Based on all of the initial projections when this whole thing started, that gives us 2 weeks left before world peace is achieved and we can leave this all behind us. You think that's going to happen? So, here's what's been going on since we last spoke. Firstly, it seems that Iran has really ramped up attacks on civilian ships because there were six struck in the last 48 hours alone. Yesterday, one of the vessels was from Thailand with all of the crew having to be evacuated with help from the Thai Navy. So, another freaking military has got involved now. And then two other ships reported being attacked that same day. Then just overnight, three more ships were hit. Two were oil tankers off the Iraqi coast with 38 crew members having to be rescued. One of them has died. And then the latest was this insane footage and it shows an Iranian I what seems to be one of those suicide unmanned ships crashing into this US-owned oil tanker uh in the northern Persian Gulf last night. And then there's this footage which Alex is so kindly showing you right here. Boy, does that not look like some end of day stuff right there. Now, what it actually is is a huge barrage of rockets that was launched by Hezbollah, Lebanon, um, and over a hundred, it's believed, towards Israel. And the attacks don't even stop then. As I said, it's been so relentless over the last couple of days. Iranian drones, they crashed into an oil storage facility uh at a port in Oman. And whenever an oil storage facility is hit, boy is it create one wild explosion. Also, Dubai keeps on getting hit because uh a glass high-rise in Creek Harbor, which is, you know, supposedly a very nice area, um that building was hit. You know, all residents were safe. There was no injuries, but still, it's not what you'd expect with these beautiful pristine buildings in Dubai. And this was all going down while Trump said at the same time at a speech in Kentucky this >> operation EPIC FURY. IS THAT A great name? Well, it's only good if you win. You know, you can only do and we've won. Let me tell you, we've won. You know, you never like to say too early you won. We won. We won the bet in the first hour it was over. >> Now, here's the thing. Trump signals towards how this war is going, he's not only changing by the day, but it changes depends on who he speaks to. To the point where literally as he was on the way to that rally in Kentucky where he said, "We've won." He told reporters from the Hill that the US is not done striking Iran and for the war to actually be over and the US needs to call it quits. Well, the US needs to continue carrying out more of the same. So, yeah, we have no idea when this war is going to end. But beside that, uh, also at this Kentucky rally, Jake Paul turned up, I think, giving a speech at a public Trump rally for the first time. >> God is with us. I know he wants us on the right side of history. God's got us. Trump's got us. God bless. Love you, Kentucky. >> Now, it took me a few watches to kind of notice, but boy, them sweat brother was nervous. And you know, it kind of confused me because Jake Paul is someone that has got billions of views online. He's been the center of like the public eye for years. He's fought in front of thousands of people. Bro got his jaw broke in front of hundreds of millions. So, you think a 30-second speech at a Trump rally would just be another day for him, but clearly not. And yes, I did check the weather in Kentucky, and it's not even hot right now. In fact, it's it's pretty cold. But then again, as we've learned from Elon Musk, for example, it doesn't matter how much achie you've achieved in regular life or how much stress you've been under politics. When you get involved in that, it's a whole other animal. I mean, it even sent Elon Musk packing like brother was in there for a few months and all of his companies started going like this. And I guess it's not only that, but Jake Paul is also coming out at a time right in the middle of a huge almost world war where over 22 different countries as of recording are involved. And like let's be honest, the the view of America around the world is is not at its greatest right now. So yeah, Jake Paul might be used to hate comments, people clowning on him for not being a real fighter, but I think those hate comments until you get involved into politics, then they turn into death threats. So, it's again, politics is a wild thing, man. Also, this made me laugh. I think Jake Paul is the first person I've ever seen confuse the the Trump pull handshake with him pulling in for a shoulder bump. And I think that he is he's found a kryptonite. Because if if Trump ever pulls you in, you can just go for a a shoulder bump. Yeah. What up, homie? And that would that would break all of the power moves. I wish I wish he committed to that. Anyway, let's continue with the latest from the war. We also witnessed history again. I mean, that's is history even significant anymore nowadays? But anyway, 32 member countries of the International Energy Agency, they agreed 2 days ago the largest ever release of emergency oil reserves. And this was to calm the market. Like you know how crazy things went with fuel prices when Russia invaded Ukraine? Well, that was a release of 182 million barrels. They released this time 400 million 400 million barrels and they're saying that this might not even touch the markets. That's crazy. And then lastly on the war updates, uh CNN has been told the real reason that Iran's new supreme leader has not yet been seen in public and he reportedly has suffered what they claim a fractured foot, lacerations to the face, and other minor injuries sustained in the USIsraeli air strikes that killed his father on the first day. Now, what's pretty crazy about laceration to the face, fractured foot, other sources are saying something completely different. So, Pete Hexath came out and said that he was disfigured. And then Daily Mail came out and they said that they were using sources that spoke with the Sun newspaper, if you know that one. But they were claiming that instead of a cracked broken foot, no, no, no. He said that up to one or two legs was chopped off and that he's in a coma and he doesn't even know that a war is is happening. So two massive extremes from two different sources. And Mustafa Hamemeni did actually give his first speech to Iran, but it wasn't read by him. It was read by a TV presenter. And so we still have not seen him. Obviously, a lot of propaganda is going to be flowing around. So we don't know until we actually see him for the first time which is going to be true. But what do you guys think? Do you think the CNN just a fractured foot is going to be true or the Daily Mail where he's lost two legs and is in a coma? Let me know your thoughts in the comments. BUT FOR NOW, MOVING ON. ALSO, another crazy story that I read today. If you're living in the UAE, you might want to watch out uh what you're posting online right now because according to latest reports, 20 people in the country have now been charged in connection with quote filming, posting, and engaging with videos of the Iranian strikes. Yes, you heard that right. Engaging. What? So apparently this is a violation of the UAE's cyber crime laws which prohibit anyone from the country to share images or footage of war which quote results in inciting panic among people. It's pretty vague I must admit causes rumors or disrupts public security. So I guess by posting images of drones hitting buildings and stuff which did happen it definitely does cause panic but that's reality. That's what happens when you're at war. Now, this could also be in the case of sharing misinformation or fake videos of the conflict, which is a lot more fair enough. And that actually could lead to jail time, fines, and deportations. Now, one of these people that are now facing charges is a 60-year-old man from London, which presumably he was on holiday or I don't know if he was an expat. And the crazier part about this law is that you can actually still be arrested even if you weren't the one that originally filmed and posted the visual. Because according to legal experts who specialize in Middle Eastern legal matters, quote, "Under UAE cyber crime laws, the person who originally posts that piece of content, they can be charged, but so can anyone who reshares it, reposts it, or comments on it." I'm reading that word for word. That seems insane. And I mean reading this, I think it's kind of ironic because the UAE and Dubai, they've made a big push in the last 5, 10 years to bring content creators not only visit Dubai and the UAE, but move there. That's what their, you know, 10-year golden visa is. But content creators specifically, especially if you're arresting people from foreign countries, that's what they do. You know, they are all about speaking and expressing themselves. And I mean like the question is if I was to share footage and obviously if it's it's real footage, would I have issues doing my style of content in Dubai? Anyone that is actually from the UAE, please share your thoughts in the comments. Would I, you know, would I get in trouble? Let me know your thoughts. But for now, moving on. Also, something that we spoke about previously in two or three different videos. Well, it's ramping up the individual attacks following the beginning of this conflict. In fact, the US unfortunately they saw not one but two being carried out in one day yesterday. So the first was a Jewish synagogue in Michigan and that was attacked by a man who rammed a vehicle presumably his filled with explosives into this building drove down the hallway and it also this building had a child care center and a school on site. Now, the suspect has since been identified as 41-year-old Aean Muhammad Gazali, and he was born in Lebanon and entered the US in 2011 and became a naturalized citizen in 2016. Now, security guards opened fire on him after he rammed the vehicle into the building, which then became engulfed in flames. And I don't believe that these uh bombs went off, these explosives, and he also apparently had a rifle on him, which obviously he didn't use. Now, hearing all of that, you'll be surprised to hear that there's actually no deaths or real serious injuries. The security guard was actually hit by the car, but he is expected to be fine and make a full recovery. Now, the FBI have called it a quote targeted act of violence against the Jewish community. Now, here's where things get interesting because authorities are now investigating search and reports that this suspect that rammed the vehicle into this building had multiple family members killed in a recent Israeli air strike in Lebanon. There were also unverified reports that the attacker posted these images of his family before the attack. But again, we cannot confirm if these are legitimate yet. Alex, you can show them, but please blur out all of the faces. Now, if this does turn out to be true, obviously we're just recording this right now, so maybe by the time you're watching it, it does turn out to be true, then this could suggest that this was an act of retaliation for things that have happened in the Middle East. But there was a second attack. And I can't even believe that we're having to record this on the same day, but also this time in a university in Virginia. And the backstory behind this attacker is actually pretty crazy because he is allegedly a former Army National Guard member who previously spent 8 years in prison for attempting to aid ISIS. He was convicted in 2016 for providing ISIS with material support and he was released in 2024. So, didn't take him long. Now, interestingly, he was released on supervised release, which is kind of like probation. and he was still under this supervision when he carried out the attack. So according to the FBI, the man named Muhammad Bailor Jallow, 36 years old, he entered this classroom filled with military trainees. He opened fire. He left one instructor dead and there was a lieutenant colonel and a university professor that was injured along with two other students. But how this ended was pretty insane because he was actually killed by one of the the students in this class. And this student didn't even have a firearm on him. It reportedly stabbed the gunman, importantly preventing him from killing more people. >> There were students were in that room that subdued him and uh rendered him no longer alive. I don't know how else to say it, but they basically were able to terminate the threat. >> Now, the FBI are treating this as an act of terrorism, but damn to that that student that that's a pretty huge act of bravery. But insane times we are living through guys. Let me know your thoughts on this story. But for now, moving on. Also, since we last spoke, the forgotten supreme leader Kim Jong-un. He is he is really feeling left out. I've never seen someone suffer from peace. >> They're bringing flowers. Baby, am I the last to know this ain't a celebration? Is it my funeral? >> Because I mean 22 countries as of recording, maybe more by the time you're watching this are now some involved somehow in the conflict in the Middle East. But somehow one of them is not North Korea. my anxiety. I don't stand a chance. I haven't laughed like this in years. >> And I mean to make sure that the world doesn't forget that bro has bombs too. Yesterday Kimmy along with his daughter who is just being seen everywhere right now. Uh they personally o oversaw the tests of their new strategic cruise missiles fired from this 5,000 ton naval destroyer warship for what point you ask? Not really any because there wasn't anything to strike. It was just get it on camera, film it. Let's just put it out there. Remind the world we're still here. You know, they hit some random islands off North Korea's west coast and they and the the state media said it was a massive success and even decided after to do a nice photo op together, both testing out the military's guns. Just a classic bring your daughter to work day. Now, listen, Kim. Damn it. I don't I can't believe we're even here right now having to have this conversation, but >> we've moved on to other Supreme Leaders, okay? I mean, it's not you. You're still hella scary. You got the nuclear weapons and all of that, but they got the straight of whom moves. I hope you can understand. You're just not our top priority supreme leader at the minute. I hope you can understand. Now, moving on to other supreme leaders. On that note, it's been a while since we've heard from Nicholas Maduro, hasn't it? Well, actually, as of recording, we we've got an update. So, he's being held in this very small jail cell at the Metropolitan Detention Center in Brooklyn, New York. and he's actually being kept in a special housing unit which should have been where Epstein was being held. Um, he's in isolation now. Reportedly, this cell, it has a metal bed, a metal toilet, and a small window and a toilet. Did I say toilet twice? I might have. It's mold. That the mold got its licks in. It I haven't come out of the battle unscathed. You guys thought it was really funny that I said we live in a world that's having a big effect on the world. Well, it's true actually. Huh? We are living in a world that's having a big effect on the world. So, I stand by what I said. Anyway, back to Maduro. Apparently, he is only allowed outside his cell three times a week. So, not even every single day. Uh, and he has to walk around in a small patio. And apparently these conditions have been getting to Maduro because Spanish outlets are now reporting that he has been shouting from his cell every night, "I am the president of Venezuela. Tell my country I've been kidnapped and tell my country that we are being mistreated." And by we, apparently there is another Venezuelan individual that's being held close to Maduro. And this is according to that guy's lawyer. So yeah, it doesn't sound like he's having a great time right now before his trial. But, you know, America is now moving on to other supreme leaders. So, yeah, a lot of lot of Supreme Leader talk this year, huh? Anyway, thoughts in the comments. Moving on. Also, since we last spoke, with all of this talk about war and World War II. Well, some recent concerning reports have now raised the question, is conscription starting to make a comeback? And Europe, we're really looking at you with this one, unfortunately. So, for the first time in 20 years, Croatia has just reintroduced compulsory military service with a target of training about 4,000 new recruits every year from now on. And they're not the first and neither the last. Serbia have already announced their intentions to bring back conscription for the first time since 2011. After abolishing it in 2007 and 8, Lithuania and Latvia, they've brought it back to Slovenia's opposition party, they've been calling for the same there. Germany. They announced last year that they are ready to build the strongest army in Europe. Again, slightly unsettling. And they even approved a bill that stated if they don't get enough voluntary personnel joining the military by 2035, and by doing this that they're to like increase the amount that they're getting paid and all sorts. Um, but if they don't get that, then they go they have a little keyword in here. They are allowed to bring back compulsory conscription is still on the table. And even for the nine European NATO member countries that already have conscription in place, they never took it away. Well, guess what? They too are taking measures just to expand their armies. Like Denmark, they recently included women in conscription. And in Finland, they rose their upper age limit to for a service to 65. Imagine Gramps fighting alongside you in the freaking end of days. That would be wild. And then of course there are lots of countries that haven't brought it back but they are debating actively in parliament like Poland, France, the UK etc. So I mean the big question kind of is is like will people still voluntarily fight wars in the big 26 and beyond or will governments have to introduce mandatory conscription to get people to fight wars THAT THEY STARTED? MOVING ON. OKAY, THIS next story is seriously wild and Alex is going to have a run riot with this one, I'll tell you that. So, a retired Air Force general has vanished and no one has seen him for over 2 weeks. And this isn't just like this isn't just some old retired any officer that's disappeared. This guy held some of the most highlevel sensitive roles in the US military. And I mean, he was even involved in research into UFOs. Yes. Yeah. There we go. Alex is sat up on his chair. Look, Alex, he is not being abducted by aliens, which is probably the first way your mind went. Shut up. Here's what we actually know. So, we all can all laugh at Alex. I mean, we don't have that. We don't know if he's been abducted, but he's probably not. Here's what we know. His name is William Neil McCassland. And on the 27th of February, he left his home in Albuquerque. >> You got me. >> On foot, without his phone, without his prescription glasses, and he hasn't been seen since. Now, the FBI have joined the search for this guy because his background, of course, he knows a lot. They've contacted over 600 homes asking, "Has anyone seen him?" All of them have said no. They've got out drones, helicopter support, ground searches, entire search and rescue teams with K-9 units. Still nothing. Now, a gray Air Force sweatshirt was found about 1.25 miles from his home, but they don't even know if that was his. They presumed it's, you know, it's linked to him, Air Force, but there was no blood on it, so they can't confirm anything that's gone on. It's just missing a sweatshirt. Now, what makes people so suspicious about this case is that throughout his career, William has worked on major space and defense programs, including serving as chief engineer on the Pentagon's GPS program. He's directed the space-based laser project office and also served as the director of special programs under the Secretary of Defense. And at one point, and this is the part that really is standing out to a lot of people, he even commanded the Air Force Research Laboratory at the Wright Patterson Air Force Base. Now, for some of you, that's going to mean something. For others, it isn't. For those that this doesn't mean anything for, uh, this is basically a base that is been at the center of conspiracy theories and and and in speculation for a long time. one part of the base that's infamously known as Hangar 18. Well, that's where a lot of UFO enthusiasts like Alex. Sorry, I don't Alex, you are a UFO enthusiast and we all know it. Anyway, that's where they believe along with Alex that they secretly house the US government debris from an alien aircraft during the Roswell incident. And if you want to know what the Roswell incident is, I'm sure you can just ask Alex. You'll know all about it on his channel. However, of course, the Air Force, they've denied all of those claims. And then just to add the cherry on the cake, uh he actually disappeared just days before Trump posted that he was going to be releasing the UFO files, which we spoke about, but they're still not out. And so, basically, the timing of his disappearance, right when with Trump, you know, and and this guy's had a lot of history with joining after he retired some UFO involved companies. It's all basically led to he's been abducted, gone forever. Obviously, that's not the basis that authorities are working under. And his family even posted on Facebook saying that it's unlikely anyone took him for classified secrets because he retired nearly 13 years ago. They said that Neil only had a brief association with the UFO community and that he doesn't have any special knowledge about the ET bodies and debris from the Roswell crash stored at Wright Pat base. What an odd thing to say. >> Authorities have also said they have found no evidence of foul play so far, but they are still considering all possible scenarios. Little bit of a mystery right now, but what do you guys think? Is this just an ordinary missing person's case or something bigger? Let me know your thoughts. Moving on. Also, for everyone watching this video right now, instead of traditional news on your TV, well, I want you to pat yourself on the back right now, okay? Because you are the reason for this next story. YouTube has now been confirmed to be generating more ad revenue than Disney, NBC, Paramount, and Warner Bros. combined. That's crazy. Now, according to new estimates from media research firm Muffet Nathansson, these four traditional competitors, they earned a combined of 37.8 billion from ad revenue in 2025. While YouTube, they earned over 40 billion, and that's only going up. Obviously, this is just ad revenue, not total revenue. That's a different story because Disney is Disney. But still, think about what that means. All of these companies that are trying to show off their brand or their service, they'd rather go with putting it on videos with creators, you know, like myself, over the Hollywood elites. Let's let's frame it that way. Sounds much better, doesn't it? Yeah. The little guy wins. So yeah, future looking pretty bright for creators on YouTube. Moving on. And then as always, to round out the last story of the day, some good news. Yeah, promises made, promises kept. Now, we do a lot of complaining about how horrific the internet is. Well, guess what? Sometimes it can change people's lives for the better. And this is a case of it. Random internet users from around the world have successfully raised half a million dollar for this old man. Now, he went viral recently after a woman named Britney Smith posted a video of him delivering a parcel to her door. And you see, Richard Pley from Tennessee. He was recently forced to come out of retirement. How cruel is that? Imagine retiring thinking, "Sweet, I've worked all my life. Now I'm done." Well, guess what? Get back into the workforce. And not just any workforce. Delivering parcels, that's a rough one to do at 78 years old. And he was forced to do this after his wife lost her job presumably very similar ages and she also lost her health insurance which is just an American problem of that I don't really understand. So he signed up to work for Door Dash and after delivering Starbucks to a woman's house she spoke to him and you know spoke to him about his story. Why are you doing this? He said that he works because he has to, not necessarily because he wants to, and that by the time they pay their living expenses plus their medical expenses for the medication that they're on, we're basically left with nothing at the end of the month. Now, Britney obviously recorded all of this, posted on TikTok, let it do its thing, and guess what? They cooked up. This only had a target of $20,000, but now it has raised over $500,000. And just like that, someone's life has been changed forever and probably changed their children's lives too, I imagine. Because unless they just ball out for the last like 10 years of their life, 500k, let's go. I say, Richard, hop on a bunch of cruises, live out the rest of your life enjoying it, it's on TikTok, I guess. And then obviously we are the empire has fallen. Um, currently we all of the citizens of the empire along with their supreme leader, we are a people without an empire currently just wandering the wilderness. I don't know where our next home is going to be. It'll be better. We just need to we need to get on our feet again. Kind of like Richard. All right. Um, we'll figure it out. Uh, I will figure it out as the supremist of all leaders. But until we rebuild from our great battle against the forces of mold, we are a people without an empire. All right, have a fantastic weekend roaming the desert. I'll I'll rebuild our empire very soon. Don't you worry. But as always, I'll see you guys on Tuesday. And let's stop the