Oh, [ __ ] We lost. Spoke. Jeffrey Epstein is now officially on TikTok. And you guys make me feel sick. The United States is now asking other countries for help in the war. Israel is now potentially planning the biggest ground invasion in 20 years. Countries now have to take significant measures to not run out of fuel like moving to a four-day [music] work week. We got the world's first robot soldiers now being shipped off to the front lines. Everyone's debating whether Netanyahu is alive or not. And I will be addressing you guys' allegations of my mental deterioration >> [music] >> after the great battle. We're going to be covering all of that and so much more. Make sure that you guys [music] are forgetting to subscribe lately and don't make me remind you. So, let's stop the complaining and let's go. I think you know where this ONE'S GOING, HUH? >> [music] >> OKAY, AS USUAL, WE BEGIN TODAY with updates from the war. The first of which not many expected to hear, at least not so soon. The United States is now asking other countries for help. But, of course, it did not come in the in the form of please and thank you. Absolutely not. It more of it it was framed as a a demand for help. Is that still asking for help if you're demanding? I don't know. Uh we need I I would really I'm demanding that these countries come in and protect their own territory because it is their territory. It's It's the place from which they get their energy. And they should come and they should help us protect it. You could make the case that maybe we shouldn't even be there at all because we don't need it. We have a lot of oil. We have been the number one producer anywhere in the world times two. Yeah, so while he was speaking to press on Air Force One, Trump said that it would be quote very bad for the future of NATO if they did not help the US secure the Strait of Hormuz. And remember, it's essentially just an alliance of 32 countries. Trump also added that he had already asked about seven countries individually to send warships to keep the Strait open, but he has quote received minimal commitment. Trump said that this is despite the fact that US has always been there for NATO and been very sweet to its European allies and they are not reciprocating. Well, we want to know, do you have any minesweepers? Well, we'd rather we'd rather not get involved, sir. You mean for 40 years we're protecting you and you don't want to get involved in something that is very minor? They said, "We'd rather not uh get involved cuz I know that we'll protect them. And if ever needed, if we ever needed help, they won't be there for us. And if you think that one is wild, I'm going to play you this next clip because bro dropped the craziest line on France. On a scale of zero to 10, I'd say it's been an eight. Not perfect, but it's France. Are you confident >> expect perfect. Trump also specifically asked China for help, which is a rare one. He said that they are reliant on oil shipments through the Strait of Hormuz and he urged them to help secure it. In fact, he even suggested that he would delay his upcoming summit with Chinese leader Xi Jinping if the nation does not help out. And then just the icing on the cake, he rounded out with whether we get that support or not, we will remember. Oh, yeah. And I mean, that's not even like a completely empty threat because a lot of these European countries in specific, they do rely on the US militarily. So, I don't know how that's going to go. Now, here's the thing. Theoretically, Iran is saying that the Strait of Hormuz is open to all except the United States and their allies. But, in practice, that's not really what's happening. 97% of ships that usually travel through the Strait of Hormuz has dropped off. 97%. And I mean, that is because they bombed from when recording nearly 20 ships since the start of the war. And let's be honest, these are civilian ships and I don't think the crew are getting paid enough to drive through All right, let's just do it for for my bosses' bottom line. Let's Why not, guys? No. It's not happening. So, keep you updated on that situation, but for now, next. Also pretty major update over the weekend, Israel are now potentially planning their biggest ground invasion in 20 years. That was That's wild. The IDF have recently said that they've begun their ground operations in southern Lebanon specifically against quote key Hezbollah strongholds. And according to the IDF, this is in order to again quote enhance the forward defense area and dismantling the terrorist infrastructure in the region. Which essentially means they're trying to uproot the Hezbollah military power in the region, no longer just from the air, but now boots on the ground. But, here's the thing. This, you know, limited operation that they are currently carrying out, well, that may be only the beginning of what's to come because reports are also now coming out from Israeli media that the IDF are potentially calling up 450,000 reservists for potential ground invasion into southern Lebanon. 450k is wild. Now, this is part of a military proposal which will reportedly be presented to the government officials soon for approval or denial. And if this does end up happening, this will be Israel's largest ground invasion since 2006, which was the Israel-Hezbollah war. I mean, even a senior Israeli official was quoted by Axios saying, "We are going to do what we did in Gaza." referring to the flattening of all of these buildings which Israel say that Hezbollah are using to store weapons and launch attacks from. So, yeah, I think we're going to have to just see how this one plays out, but the Trump administration, they do back a major Israeli operation to disarm Hezbollah. But, at the same time, they're also pressing to limit the damage to the Lebanese state cuz remember, Hezbollah and the Lebanese military, separate entities. And the US is also pushing for direct Israel and Lebanon talks for a post-war agreement. So, yeah, keep you guys updated, but for now, moving on. Also, since we last spoke, we are now seeing a very interesting side effect to multiple countries in Asia from the war. In particular, the lack of resources exiting the Strait of Hormuz. One of the most stunning developments is actually coming from Sri Lanka where they have actually said that every Wednesday going forward will be a day off in the country. That's wild. And they're just like, "All right, we're shifting to a four-day work week." I mean, for many there's they're they're going to be like, "Why can't we have more of these crises?" Now, essentially, it will operate as a public holiday from henceforth because institutions will remain closed. I mean, we're talking no school, no university classes, government offices will be closed, etc. Now, obviously, this won't apply to emergency services because I don't think the ambulance, you know, can take a day off. Their president said that we must prepare for the worst, but hope for the best. And the thing is, Sri Lanka is not the only Asian country taking these pretty significant measures to try and cut down on fuel usage. Thailand's government, they're urging citizens to wear short sleeves instead of suits to reduce reliance on air conditioning. That's wild. In Myanmar, you may now only use private vehicles every second day. Bangladesh have introduced rolling blackouts. Some government officials in the Philippines have instructed staff to work from home at least one day a week. And then and Vietnam, which we spoke about last week, well, they're firstly urging people to try and work from home when they can. But, if they do have to go to work, they need to use bicycles, you start doing some carpooling, and also public transport to get there. So, yeah, pretty significant measures and pretty significant consequences. And this will only get worse the longer it drags out. And actually, recently over the weekend, um Israel officials, they said that we're not working on a time basis. We're working on an objective basis, meaning it could be six weeks from now is the the thing that they quoted. Whew. And the big question is, how long before these kinds of measures will be implemented on other regions, too? Let me know your thoughts in the comments, but for now, moving on. Also, since we last spoke, we got a pretty significant update on one of the civilian attacks which happened last week. So, remember the incident that we spoke about in the last episode where a man rammed his vehicle into that Michigan synagogue? Well, reports are now coming out that the 41-year-old suspect, Ayman Mohammad Ghazali, apparently is the brother of a Hezbollah commander named Ibrahim Mohammad Ghazali. And this is according to the IDF who announced the update on X. They claim that Ibrahim, the apparent brother in Lebanon, was responsible for quote launching hundreds of rockets towards Israeli civilians throughout the war. And also that Ibrahim was actually killed by IDF strikes on a Hezbollah military structure last week. Which, you know, if you're trying to put this in a timeline, would be right before Ayman, the apparent brother, carried out that attack in Michigan. Now, why that's pretty significant is that it seems to confirm the reports that we spoke about in the last episode that Ayman had his family killed in Lebanon, which, you know, was a potential retaliation for that, you know, his attack. But, as always, if we get more updates on this subject, I'll keep you guys updated. Moving on. Also, speaking about terror attacks as a consequence of the war, France have just come out and said that they have potentially stopped a terror attack from happening in their own country. Over the weekend, French police arrested two brothers aged 20 and 22. That's hella young. And they were suspected of planning a quote lethal and anti-Semitic attack. Now, the suspects have been described as Moroccan-Italian nationals who arrived in France with their parents in 2017. Now, according to prosecutors, a loaded semi-automatic weapon, a bottle of hydrochloric acid, and an ISIS flag was found in the brothers' vehicle. And for my Americans watching, having a loaded semi-automatic weapon in your car in Europe is an extremely rare and alarming find. Police also said that their digital services revealed a radicalization of the two brothers of the past couple of years, as well as a marked intensification of the jihadist commitment in the days preceding their arrest. And I mean, I don't think that these kinds of stories where a horrific attack gets prevented is recognized as much. I mean, think about it. We could be talking about dozens of families mourning their loved ones today, and instead we're talking about two people getting arrested, which is a significantly better outcome. And that's all because of the work that the police did. So, well done, police. Moving on. Also this week, the Empire's official support hub, gloriously known as Sheep, had its first influx of emails. Desperate cry for help one, subject, I'm tired. Aren't we all? But we're here for you. Brook said, I am a lamb that has never been sacrificed. I try and I try, I pray, but I never get sacrificed. And they simply signed off, a lamb just asking for help, my king. [music] Well, guess what? Help has arrived because you emailed in using ProtonMail, the only email service >> [music] >> approved by the supreme leader. Now, this will be our first ever sacrifice in the desert. So, Lord knows what Alex is going to cook up, but [music] put HIM THERE, ALEX. SUBSCRIBE TO PROTONMAIL. WE also had the real Daily Mail join Sheep expressing their fear of the Empire outshining them. Quote, as we are backed by billionaires, and it made us look very bad. Well, guess what? The shine don't stop. We [music] pleasantly beg you to whip us in the next dictatorial judgment round. Alex, put him there. Note, even Daily Mail reached out using ProtonMail. Subscribe to ProtonMail, Daily Mail. And last member of Sheep that we can get to today confided in the group that they live in constant daily stress that the Empire will not reach 2 million citizens by the end of 2026, a fear that you and I both share. They even offered themselves to be sacrificed to remind everyone to subscribe. So, we shall oblige. In fact, actually, they left their YouTube channel and email with ProtonMail, so accept it. Subscribe to the channel and ProtonMail. God. Now, for anyone looking to join this very peaceful support hub, where we we comfort your emotions, and we also receive confessed sins. It's a It's a new addition to the whole group. Make sure you email in using ProtonMail and unburden yourself. You know how much you're carrying around all day? Give it off at Sheep. Click the link in the comments that I've so graciously also placed in the description and sign up today. We will be waiting for you with open arms. Moving on. Also since we last spoke, I read a very interesting report by Time magazine, which really made me think. World War III, dare it happen? Please, Lord, it may not. But I don't think it's going to look anything like we imagined. You see, this is the world's first humanoid robot, which was sent to the front lines last month. And this could change the battlefield forever, more than drones. I mean, who knows? We might not get drafted, boys. Now, it's called the Phantom MK-1. It's 5'9. >> [laughter] >> 5'9. Sorry, I'm just laughing in 6'3. It weighs 175 lb. It can hold various weapons, including a revolver, pistol, shotgun, rifle. Alex, sorry, it does not hold an axe currently. I'm sure it could be. Lizard. Lizard. And according to Time magazine, it's actually the world's first humanoid robot specifically developed for defense applications. And look, I know that we've been speaking about, you know, robots fighting wars for a long time, but this isn't something that we're talking about in the hypothetical future anymore. This is happening now, because its creator, a US startup called Foundation Robotics, well, they just sent two of these bastards to Ukraine last month to test them on the front lines. Sorry, I shouldn't have called them bastards. That was just in the heat of the moment. Lizard. And I mean, it's not just Ukraine. In fact, Foundation already has research contracts with the US Army, Navy, and the Air Force. They're due to begin tests with the US Marines, and the Pentagon is now considering these robots for potential deployment in combat scenarios. And I know many of you are probably thinking, well, we already have drones, and they're changing the the war field landscape. Well, listen up, okay? The difference is in the name, humanoid robots. They are designed in the shape of a human specifically so they can carry out tasks only humans would be needed to carry out at war. You know, we need these limbs for certain things. That's why they need them. Otherwise, everything would just be freaking drones. And you know, if successful over the next few years, a future could be imagined where instead of drafting young men and young women into war, they could be replaced with machines that don't feel any fear, pain, or regret. And importantly, they have no loved ones waiting for them at home, and obviously until robots and AI achieve consciousness, and then they probably would have other robots mourning their deaths. But we're not there yet. And you know, that's pretty amazing. Sacrifice the machines instead of real humans. Seems like a no-brainer. Get them in there. They'll save lives. Well, guess what? There's another side to it, and slightly discomforting. Because let's say if we are sending machines instead of sons and daughters, does the public outrage when people are lost or what things are lost at the front lines? Does the public outrage drop? Does that also drop the barrier for initiating these wars from these governments? We're also staring into future where what if one country, like let's say the US, has a whole army of these robots, and they're going to war with another another country that doesn't, and they're just fighting with humans. What then, huh? I mean, we could play out scenarios where a glitch in one of the software could turn into a war crime if you're fighting against humans. I mean, could you hack and jailbreak an entire army of robot soldiers to get them to turn on their own themselves, governments, and even militias? They wouldn't have to ideologically convince thousands of people to fight their wars anymore to to say this is a just reason we're fighting this war. No, they can just program them, get them on the front lines. And would that also start an arms race to to build an army of of robot soldiers? Would it trigger China and Russia to do the same? It's a lot of questions, man. And a lot of those questions actually might need answers sooner than you might think, because Foundation Robotics alone, and keep in mind there's going to be multiple types of these companies around the world very soon. Well, they have a planned mass production goal of 50,000 robots by 2027. That doesn't mean they're all getting drafted to the front lines. It just means they got ambitions. So, the question I must ask you guys, do you think that this is a good thing for the future of war or not? Obviously, the best outcome is that there's no war, but how realistic is that? Moving on. Also, since we last spoke, were we used by Pokémon Go? Are we victims? Because it turns out the company that owns the app, Niantic, well, they're now using all of those images that people took while playing the game to create an entirely new product. A hyper-detailed map of the world. You see, over the past 10 years, approximately 30 billion images were taken of buildings, public spaces, streets, parks by the hundreds of millions of people that were playing this game around the world, and I think that it's still played quite ferociously. And I mean, come on, that is a lot of valuable data. Think about how many billions of dollars Google had to spend to create Street View on Maps. Well, we did that >> corn casserole for free. It didn't cost them a penny. In fact, they made money. We didn't even know we were hustling. We were just having a fun time catching animals. Now, Niantic have taken all of those images, and they've teamed up with another company called Coco Robotics, and Coco Robotics, they aim to, you know, roll out a delivery service using robots, but they're now going to feed from this enormous amount of data that Pokémon Go has to create this very accurate street view for these robots to navigate in, just deliver you [ __ ] that you're ordering. Oh, and that will be across the US and Europe. So, question is, were we used? Are we victims? Or is this just fair game, and we had a great time while being used? Moving on. Also since we last spoke, Jeffrey Epstein is now officially on TikTok, and these are the words I never thought that I would be uttering in this goddamn desert. And it's not just the fact that this account exists, it's the fact that you guys followed the [ __ ] out of You make me sick. So, a somehow verified Jeffrey Epstein account with the tag just Jeffrey. How did you get that handle? It was opened recently, and they started posting these short clips, presumably from the files, with TikTok sounds in the background. So, it just seems like Jeffrey Epstein was now just posting TikToks. Yeah. And the only thing that is more diabolical than their bio, which says, "Yes, I'm still alive." Well, the fact that they only follow two people, Trump and Netanyahu, is the fact that they started this account two days ago. And in those two days, they received 1.2 million followers. You have me down, humanity. Who is following that? That's 600k a day on a fresh account. That's one of the fastest growing accounts on TikTok. I have nothing more to say on this subject apart from shame. Have a good long look in your mirror if you followed that. Moving on. Also, since we last spoke, the biggest question the internet had over the weekend was is Benjamin Netanyahu dead or not? Now, there were little claims here and there, you know, they're at war. So, there's always going to be posts claiming wild stuff, but it really took off after this video was shared as an address from Netanyahu, which if you pause at specific points, it looks like he's got six fingers. And so, people are like, "Bro is using AI to do an address? Does that mean he's dead?" And in fact, these theories got so much traction over the weekend that Netanyahu himself, he had to address them. And he posted this video of himself at a coffee shop on X. And this thing has got 65 million views in 24 hours. Just to give you a perspective of how rampant this question has become. Now, in the video, he obviously makes light of these rumors. He said that he's got five fingers and he's alive and well. But instead of putting those theories to bed, of course, it's only made it worse because now people have been pausing and they've been scrutinizing every single frame of this video. And now, many are convinced this too is AI. Some of the things they're saying is here, for example, the pocket in his jacket as he puts it on seems to kind of move funny. It jumps without any real reason why. I mean, you you're watching it. Also, his coffee not spilling despite, you know, overflowing the rim of his cup. I mean, things like this could be explained with it's foam, you know, all all lattes they have a bit of foam on the top. Point is, you you get what I'm trying to say. Reuters have come out and they have verified the video's location from file imagery of the cafe that he visited. And also, the cafe themselves posted a picture of Netanyahu at the place. And those they used AI as well. So, I don't know. Maybe they have got some crazy AI. But of course, as always, you guys make up your own minds. The clips are there. Let me know what you guys' thoughts are in the comments. But for now, moving on. And lastly, I guess I need to address the conspiracies of my own. A lot of people in last video's comments were concerned, let's say, or I would say throwing out vicious allegations about the state of my mental focus and health after the great battle against the forces of mold. This is because allegedly, I made a number of verbal slip-ups, which I mean, could or could not be true. Alex, I don't want to see a single, you know, you're fired if you dare. So, to put these ridiculous rumors to bed and answer the question convincingly, focused and precisely of how my mental focus is after the battle is oh, it is focused. I mean, I have trouble even mentioning to myself the saying to myself in my head the number of years of how old I no longer I don't think of myself even as close to that of a fly. I mean, I haven't observed anything in terms of I there's nothing that I can't do now that I did do before the battle. So, exactly. I am good to go. So, shut up all of you and I will see you on Thursday. Have a fantastic start to your week and let's stop the yapping and let's go. Let's >> [music] >> talk about let's get breaking. Let's talk about let's get breaking. >> [music] >> Let's talk about let's get Let's talk about let's get Let's get breaking.